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 Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hey, um, I know that some people write a lot on these... I don't think I could though... Currently I'm big on Hetalia, I cant get enough of England and adore writing about him. But I'm also into Black Butler, Sherlock, Supernatural, Hannibal, Dr Who (and basically anything else British). My Otp's are both FrUk and UsUk but I love Johnlock and SebaCiel and all that. What else am I supposed to write...? Oh and if you ever do read any of my work, please leave a review. I really don't want to be one of those people who has to beg but it means more than you guys think... A lot of my writing is dark... I tend to put my characters in situations worse than mine... but I'm working on some fluffy stuff as well. I'm currently working on: Not that far away- it might be a while between updates but iv not abandoned it! And what I call the 'living series' which only has 1 part to is so far which is 'I stood up to enjoy life' but will have 2 other parts when that's finishedoh and please go check out both Rae'vyn Phiar and Castilily, they are amazing writers! And if you ever want to message me, go ahead I wont bite |
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Fumbles & Fairytales by Terminally Introverted reviews
Alfred is a professional football player, and his life is a constant stream of fame, fortune, and luxury. But something is missing. When he comes across his old high school yearbook and remembers the deep friendship he had with an upperclassman named Arthur, he's determined to find him, and he does – in a psychiatric hospital.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,843 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 12/19/2015 - England/Britain, America
according to you by DarkAngels1112 reviews
anti fruUK arthur has an abusive boyfriend who has done every different type of abuse not child abuse but what happens when he meets alfred? a person whos gone through all the same stuff? rated T for metions of rape and abuse not in detail R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 7/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Red by Parapo reviews
Alfred was positive that the person who served him coffee was none other than his favorite porn star. USUK Retired porn star AU!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,571 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - England/Britain, America
Mutant (USUK) by USUKshippments reviews
USUK Arthur a mutant in the new world has finally out run his buyers and watchers only to end up finding Alfred... or did Alfred find him..? rated M for the future!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - England/Britain, America
FrUK France x England Yaoi Part 6 - THE NEW ENDING! by BellaLovesYaoi reviews
I've re-written the ending to FrUk. It's been a really long time, and I hope that you can all forgive me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2016 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
Little Pony by WhovisHouse reviews
Oliver and Allen are centaurs. This is what happens when they find themselves alone in the woods. (Literally just centaur porn with 2p!usuk.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Parallel America, England/Britain, Parallel Nations
BuzzFeed Presents by the-literalist reviews
Alfred convinces his best friend Arthur to participate with him in BuzzFeed's newest video sensation: 'Guy Friends See Each Other Naked For the First Time', and things get a little steamier than either of them anticipated! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [England/Britain, America] Japan, Hungary - Complete
A Little Bit Bigger by Beabaseball reviews
Alfred F. Jones has finally achieved his dream of attending a major fine art's university where he meets and falls in love with the brilliant, friendly, attractive Arthur Kirkland, who studies everything from theater to painting. Warnings: mental health issues, brain damage, mentions undetailed of past violence&sexual assault, background deaths. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Scotland - Complete
His Cheerleader Boyfriend by Mushrooms Of Gold reviews
High school AU: Arthur Kirkland is finally off to America to live out his dream of becoming an American highschool cheerleader. So when a member of the schools football team starts taking an interest in him only disaster could ensue! Or maybe it'll become a sweet love story... (M for smut and bad language in later chapters) (updated weekly)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,212 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Club80 by Whymsical reviews
Alfred drags Francis off to a dancer club, where Arthur works. Will the Englishman be able to catch Francis's eye? FrUK with a side of Veggie Burgers. Rated M for some later steaminess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [England/Britain, France] [America, Parallel America] - Complete
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Up Side and Down Side of Being in Love with A Kirkland by GermanSheppies reviews
USUK- AU- Alfred and his father move to England after his father had a divorce. Alfred becoming an outcast, he befriends a group of teens who quickly turn his life around, especially a certain Brit named Arthur. The friendship between Arthur and Alfred develops into something stronger, but this is no good especially with the pressure of high school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,211 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Shades of His Passion by Meadowlark 9 reviews
Lord Arthur Kirkland is invited over to a neighboring lord's manor following the death of his wife. Strange how the widower isn't consumed with grief, and this other lord may not be so interested in merely talking. FrUK. Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
FRUKUS R18 - Why not two? by DemonYaoiNinja reviews
America and France find a tied up England so they take the advantage to ask him which one he prefers. England can't choose so France proposes an idea to help him...what will become of the two after their deed? How will England react? well you will just have to read. warning: sex scene. there might be another chapter after this one, maybe, it depends if you guys want one... comment?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/3/2013 - England/Britain, America, France
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How to Save a Life by Warriorlass reviews
This is a rp between BlackCherryLatte and me, a yaoi between FrancisXEngland with a few love interests in the story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
How To Avoid An Ex by FMB reviews
FrUk. Really, just PWP. Arthur can't stand the sight of his ex, Alfred, and hides in the bathroom with Francis. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
FrUk Oneshot by Butterfly Ichihara reviews
pretty much a FrUk smutty oneshot! what else to be expected from me? PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
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Sometimes you need to live reviews
First part to the 'Living' Series, Arthur Kirkland is a regular british teenager- they always are- but when he moves to America to live with his father, everything takes a turn for the worse, luckily for him, he has somebody who can liberate him from this hell, but will he realise who it is in time? rated for paedophilia and sooo much more- warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016
1, 2, 3, 1million
Why Arthur? - Character death, M to be safe? FrUk FACE Family, kinda. 3 shot, short chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 695 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Not That Far Away reviews
Arthur started receiving flowers and anonymous gifts 4 years ago. He still doesn't know who is sending them, and honestly never cared. His Fiance, Francis, knows that if Arthur isn't concerned, he shouldn't be, but still worries a little, especially when the gifts begin to get stranger... FrUk and stalkers
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2016 - England/Britain, America, France
Don't Mess With Me! reviews
Don't mess with Arthut Kirkland and his family. Death without plot. Violent Murders (attempted) First fan fiction. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2016 - England/Britain, Germany, Japan, N. Italy - Complete