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 Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. I do colabs. alot. In fact, I ONLY do colabs cuz I block alot. Mostly Im on Devaint Art because I draw, not write. (also why I only do colabs). I've been told im mean in a nice way and also that im very funny. Im friends with Mrs.Fang7 and The Illusionist's Wings04 in real life, they live on my street! Name: -- age: 13 hair: brown eyes: brownish hazle and kinda green . fave kind of music: I like polka alot... and country too fave sport: horse back I'd like to tell you what I am and what it makes me be. American: LOUD, friendy, mean, just... american XD Italian: Hand talker, LOUD, food lover, cook, overly calm Hungarian: Too happy, too sad, too pissed, but over all nice Polish: Stubborn, friendly, a little derpy, food lover German: meat lover, hard ass, stocky biuld other: Serbian, Swiss |
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Fun Times of the Caribbean by RELEASE THE FLUFFIN reviews
A collection of stories of funny and awkward moments in the pirates' lives...stories will most likely be very short...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Hetalia Song Book by Captain Riley reviews
A collection of Smutty/Anguish/Crack stories. All pairings are with /Character x Reader x Character/ or /Character x Reader/ Taken from various songs that fit the pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Germany, Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Lunch with the Masterminds by SnivaliceLlover reviews
Sebastian tries to take Moriarty out for a lunch date, but it all gets blown out of the water when they meet Sherlock and John in their local burger joint. Moriarty and Sherlock battle over one particular piece of plastic. Humour/Fluff/MorMor/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Clumsy Malchik by BlueYellowPearls77 reviews
Russia has taken much interest on the little Baltic nation. He has become his favorite, Raivis won't be able to escape his "punishments." Rated M for scenes later. IvanXRaivis RussiaXLatvia "Oh Raivis,you are such a clumsy little Malchik."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Russia, Latvia
One Soul by Ambiguous Bookworm reviews
In the end, people will do almost anything to save the ones they love. But how far can you go? Please read and review! My first Soul Eater fanfic, so don't be to harsh, though I'll take flames!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Become One by Captain Riley reviews
You were kidnapped by Russia and forced to become one with him, what is to happen to you and Russia now when your older brother Prussia finds out what has happened? ReaderxRussiaxPrussia Rated M for Lemons and RussiaxPrussia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Bloody Pirates by gaaralover15 reviews
What happens when a nice America decides to clean England's house...without him knowing about it? What if England's bloody pirate instincs kick in? Warning: yaoi&smut. Don't like, don't read. EnglandxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Twilight Script Edits by Little Miss Spaz reviews
My friends and I came up with this. Hope you like it! Rated for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cabin Boy by Night-Huntress019 reviews
England invites America over for a costume party. On two conditions. He has to dress like a lacky pirate and he can't tell anyone else about the party. What does Captain Kirkland have in store for the cabin boy? Lemon and PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kiss on a Bruise by ry0kiku reviews
If Spain were to describe the days he spent with England, it'll be like a gentle kiss on a bruise. UKSpain. Because seme!England deserves his own warning. Oneshot. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Rain Rain Go Away, Come Again Another Day by WashedUp Rainbow reviews
A rainy night gives Lili some bad dreams. So she goes and gets comfort in her 'Older Brother' Rated M for a reason. PLease RxR.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Swedish Meatballs by Lucarioblaze reviews
Finland is cooking up dinner, but he seems to have found himself an alternative. Sweden aids him with this. M for lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Test for Forever by Little Miss Spaz reviews
Fang left Max only to go a few miles away. The whole thing is a test of faith. Will a rogue scientist ruin their chances of a reunion?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Observing The Future by Ambiguous Bookworm reviews
Why does Max keep on seeing the same girl everywhere they go? And what happens when she finally confronts her? Much better than summary! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010
Needs by Caitlyn-Michaelis reviews
Lavi has needs; needs that he can only satisfy on his mind. But when he finally decides that his mind is not enough, will he be able to get what he want? - Yaoi, lemon, Kanda/Lavi -
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Beautiful Sin by Caitlyn-Michaelis reviews
"I hate this feeling… of not being able to resist you…" He hated it; he detested it, yet there was no way of resisting it. And much as he hated it, he couldn't help but love it at the same time. That was Kanda's beautiful sin. Lavi/Kanda -Lemon- -Oneshot-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Never Grow Up by RELEASE THE FLUFFIN reviews
Baby Jack sees snow for the first time...Christmas One Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Take Your Time Darling by RELEASE THE FLUFFIN reviews
Ten years after At World's End, Jack and Elizabeth prepare for Will's return...SPARRABETH ONE SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Teague's Ghost Story by RELEASE THE FLUFFIN reviews
Teague tells five year old Jack a ghost story...one shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Assassin's Creed: Parodies by QueenOfSleep reviews
Parodies. Of Assassin's Creed... What happens if Ezio gets sick sometime? How would Desmond react if there was a female ancestor? I don't know what rating to give these oneshots so if anyone thinks I should make it higher, tell me.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2010
Deliverance by Mrs.LupinBlackSnapeFaraBoromir reviews
America barges in England's home yet again and wants to spend time together. England suggests a movie. Good thing America brought Deliverance! Seme England! Rated M for language and detailed sex scene.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Outlet by Tossino reviews
Kanda goes to Lavi to let out his anger. Through sex. YAOI, kinkmeme fill. YuLavi, LaviYu, KandaLavi, LaviKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Thumps by iguanablogger reviews
Ottoviano was sick of it. Every night, some inconsiderate jerk was always making loud 'thumps' on his ceiling. And he was thoroughly sick of it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Lie Back and Think of England by Doitsu reviews
He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Free Love On The Streets by Ashimattack reviews
A fun story inspired by the fact that graphic novel Fang has a striking resemblance to Kanda and the fact that me and my friend could not resist writing some yaoi. ENJOY
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Fang - Complete
The Countless Ways To Annoy Yu Kanda by KogasMySexyBeast reviews
A lovely list of horrible things you can do to antagonize, torture, or otherwise infuriate Yu Kanda for your own enjoyment! Warning: I am not responsible for any deaths that may occur. Christmas Special! 204 to 250 is now up! Message me your ideas!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
The 'Forget Me Not' by RELEASE THE FLUFFIN reviews
Jack dreams about his parents on his way to Shipwreck Island. This is during AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy LightKira by sexikat729 reviews
Exactly what the title says, it's a stupid list, with some funny stuff. Please don't flame. I don't own death note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
30 Ways to Piss Off Mello by sexikat729 reviews
I personally hate Mello but if you really like him don't read this. It's something stupid I came up with in like ten minutes. I don't own Death Note!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy L by sexikat729 reviews
50 ways to bug L that I came up with. I love L but this was fun. T just in case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2008 - L - Complete
Elmo Uncut by Soul Alchemist reviews
Elmo like you've never seen him before!
Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2005
States Of Confusion reviews
The states al's kids have some fun in random crack-filled adventures! Mostly Ohio and New York. May have a little potty-mouth-ness. cRaCk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011