So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-

A collection of fics written about the holidays, for the holidays. May or may not have anything to do with Precocious Crush. Will most likely focus on Dave and/or Mindy. Genre's and characters listed by chapter.

There's this girl... she's beautiful, and smart, and funny, and we just have this connection I can't explain... there's a problem though. She's thirteen.

We hope, we fight, we struggle, and yet life demands our suffering. LeviPetra

After an unusually terrible day, Mindy's sliver lining comes in the form of a call from Dave. [Rated for language and Mindy's imagination]

Petra surprises Levi with her own bashful attempts at seduction. She's quite successful, but soon finds out that teasing the Captain is a bad idea… (Rated "M" for a reason! Oneshot Rivetra.)

"Heichou…" It came out as more of breathy gasp than anything as Levi's hands rested lightly on her hips. "There's no need to be so shy," Levi murmured, his lips brushing against the shell of her ear. "I command you tell me, Petra." Levi x Petra. Rivetra. Oneshot.

Petra Ral. A life in reverse.

It all starts with a simple, "What are you wearing?" — Dave/Mindy, & a silly attempt at phonesex

She may be Hit Girl, but that doesn't mean she doesn't need someone to stand by her.

Dave and Mindy decide to give Riley a special birthday present. Sequel to /Vacation Me/. Explicit sexual content. Chapter Two: Hot Girl-on-Guy-on-Girl action!

Because when you live in this world, you can't help but be human.