What better way to spice up a boring Hogwarts reunion ball than with a bit of Polyjuice, hmm? Hermione x Severus

Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship

Harry is living his perfect life, the Golden Trio is still going strong, he works as a successful auror, and he's still the saviour of the wizarding world. Except he's going insanely stir crazy, which may end up involving moving to muggle London, plenty of disguises, even more one night stands, and possibly Draco Malfoy. A ficlet. (Smut warning for Ch.1)

"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening in horror. SLASH

"Just because I like Harry's cock up my arse does not mean that you get to judge me." Harry groaned pitifully at Draco's words as he heard gasps coming from the Dursley's nosy neighbors. "You don't see me judging you for having a long necked—belongs in a muggle zoo—looking wife. Where you place your prick is none of my business." !Sequel! Slash

"You were just, what? Lounging fully dressed in the shower in the dark with the water off? Could have said something before I stripped, really." [AKA John and Sherlock have shower sex after getting stuck in the bathroom together.] (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts. Each stands alone.)

Being an Auror is not easy: the long hours, the paperwork... Add to that a loud and smug partner, whose favourite past time is to make fun of you by reading the most ridiculous excerpts from your fan mail, and you have an idea of what Harry has to go through every day. Except Harry doesn't really mind. In fact, he almost hates himself for finding the whole thing rather endearing.

Harry thinks kissing Malfoy is a good way to keep all the girls away. Draco thinks kissing Potter will make people stop bothering him. Everybody wins!

HPDM slash, HPGW at first. That Harry returned Draco's wand to him was only one small act in a life, one thing that he might have done or not done. But more acts succeed that one, and Harry and Draco find themselves sharing more and more of them. COMPLETE.

Harry thinks everything is perfect. A sudden revelation throws his life into turmoil. Alliances shift, illusions shatter, and nothing will ever be the same again. - Ignores epilogue.

"For the last time, Malfoy, I have absolutely no hidden agenda giving you your wand back." Harry brings Draco his wand back after the war and the rest is history. Hogwarts, fluff, humour.

HPDM slash. Harry saves Draco's life. That should be the end of it. Except it isn't, because Draco keeps coming up with crazy things—and Harry goes along with it because he can't wait to see what Draco's going to come up with next. Updated every Thursday. COMPLETE.

When Sherlock learns what John "Three Continents" Watson's army nickname was for, he realizes he's got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by. John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.

McGonagall has created a 'stress reliever' for the eighth years, something to take their minds off the finished war. Art class. Somehow, along the line, Harry and Draco become friends. Then much more. All because of a little thing called lead. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

And still they didn't talk about it. Because, surely, if they didn't talk about it, it meant it wasn't real, right?

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

HPDM slash. The Bard of Morning's Hope is a seemingly unstoppable serial killer striking at Death Eaters and former Slytherins. After Lucius Malfoy's violent death, Harry Potter is assigned to protect the remaining Malfoys. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, past HPGW. A Dark hex dissolves Harry's marriage to Ginny, and sends Harry down into a spiral of depression. To console himself, he keeps a private journal in the persona of Ethan Starfall, normal wizard with a big family. Draco sends a desperate letter asking for help with Scorpius; Harry finds it, and responds as Ethan. Perhaps he shouldn't have. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter is an arrogant prick. And he likes fucking with Draco's head and well, other things too. 8th year - Humour - Slash. Sequel to Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive.

Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.

Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts for their eighth year to take their NEWTs. EWE. Slash. M for sexual content and language. Fluff to the max. REWRITTEN.

Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]

Draco has his very own way of writing reports.

John is sick of Sherlock having absolutely no shame about wanking and not even trying to be discreet, so he goads his flatmate into a wager: Sherlock's got to go for two weeks without masturbating. Seeing as John's never seen him manage even two days, it seems like an easy wager to win. (That doesn't mean John won't cheat, though.)

Cooking. The Muggle Way. Without any Magic. Definitely Draco's idea of hell. Unless, of course, it leads to much more interesting activities with one Harry Potter. But wait. Draco's into girls, right?

Draco wants what Draco wants. And if he has to snuggle up to Harry to get it, well, surely, Draco can handle that. Problem is, not sure Harry can.

Potter has been hit by a mysterious curse and he needs Draco to break it.

Back in sixth year, Harry had spied on Draco on their way to Hogwarts, hidden under his Invisibility Cloak. Back in sixth year, Harry had ended up with a broken nose. Now two years down the road, in a similar situation, he might very well end up with something else altogether.

John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?

It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.

John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead . . .

Sequel to "The Unbearable Burden of Caring". Fifteen years have passed since the War, but the wizarding world isn't quite ready to forgive Draco Malfoy for his past sins, or for being in love with Harry Potter. For a former Death Eater who escaped conviction, it is a trial by fire.

It's one thing to discover you're gay at eighteen, another one to realise you have a crush on your long-term enemy, but you can tell things are definitely going to get complicated when you accidentally say his name as your girlfriend kisses you... HP/DM. Eighth year fic.

Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.

Post Hogwarts. Harry has lost most of his memory. Draco finds himself in a unique position to help. A chance to start over presents itself. Will Draco take it? And what will happen when Harry gets his memory back? HP/DM slash rated M

Harry stumbles across a lost boy, he discovers that it is Draco Malfoy's son and soon finds himself a part of Draco's life. Will the new found friendship develop into something more?

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]