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Joined 04-28-05, id: 803773

You wanna know all about me, don't you? Ofcourse you do! Cuz I'm so exciting...not.

Age: 15!One year closer to my drivers license!...if I pass the test that is...

Birthday: Aug. 10, 1990...so you can all send me b-day cards! yayayayayayayay! but i shouldn't get my hopes up...and i am NOT going to give you my address you stalker! Noooooooo...

rite. well. ahem. hmm. i should stop writing 1-word sentences now, shouldn't i...

well, for more interesting things:

HP ships I've read and am okay with: Harry/Ginny (kinda like L/J...and its in HBP anyways), Ron/Hermione (umm, HULLO! duh...), Tonks/Charlie (evn though it's really Tonks and Remus...), Bill/Fleur (well, they're getting married aren't they? even though Fleur is kinda weird...), Lily/James (well, what is there to say...they're married), Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Gray Lady/Nearly Headless Nick (HA! kinda hilarious actually...i think i read the only one there is on this site)

Ships I Dislike (not hate. that's a strong word.): Draco/Ginny and Draco/Hermione and Draco/Tonks (eww no.i've never heard of a d/t one before, but it still seems gross), Harry/Tonks (sister ppl...or a cousin..even a really young aunt...better yet, a friend. pleez.), Harry/Hermione (i just see 'em as friends, or like sis/bro. don't see any attraction), any incest or slash (i have no phobia against those who choose to live that way, but i just do NOT see it happening in this series. but i'm not entirely sure about colin and justin flinch-fletchley...why do ppl always make them gay?)

I LOVE HARRY POTTER! YOU GO J. K. ROWLING!

I'm kinda weird...you can already probly tell. My grammar gets worse as i write. And it gets progressively worser as i turn older. Wow. I'm going to fail my writing SATs and not go to college. My parents will kill me.

I love the HP movies (even the third, which i dont know why a bunch of people didn't like it), Pirates of the Caribbean (2 r's or 2 b's?), Finding Neverland (everyone else thought it was too sad), Lord of the Rings (even though i only saw the first one...heh.), Miss Congeniality 1 & 2, Ocean's 11 (better than 12), and...uh oh, i'm blanking out...i'll get back to you on this.

I have a song. but you can't know it, cuz it's mine and only mine. HAH.

Have you ever heard the Llama Song? it's hilarious.

I think it would be great to go to HoggyWarts (or, as i say, Pigpimples). But I'm pretty satified with my school for over-achievers. The nerds in miniskirts and the dorky nerds.That's basically how our school is divided. I'm in the middle...I think...I hope.

My sister thinks I'm angsty because I like the Killers and Coldplay. She bought me a diary a year ago. A DIARY, I tell you. That was hilarious. And you know what's funny? I found it when we were moving and startedWRITING in it. But not angsty stuff. 'Cause, you know, I'm not angsty. at all. really.

So, anyways, I like to read well written and funny fanfictions, Harry Potter books, books by Meg Cabot, and lots of random books that're really good. Classics, too, if they're abridged, because otherwise they have pages describing one thing because the ancient authors had nothing better to do. I like to draw, but only limit myself to doodle because I draw dismally and horrifically. My sister took all the artsy genes. I also lack photogenesism, if that's a real word, which is displayed in all of my yearbook pictures to date, as well as all the other pictures that I happen to be in. But I like to decorate, as in, interior design. But I haven't had a chance to prove myself to anyone yet, seeing as we're renting and it's a newfound passion

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
A Look To the Left by croOKed-aura reviews
KBOW! Five years since graduation, Katie Bell finds herself alone and unaccomplished. What she wants won't happen. But the thing she least expects might just take her on the biggest adventure she has yet to endure. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,935 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Facing Your Fears by BatmansBabe reviews
Neville Longbottom returns to the Headmaster's office to face his fears, and has a chat about Teddy Lupin while he's at it. Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
Little Boy Logic by 00010111 reviews
A little peek into the lives of Teddy Lupin and Andromeda Tonks, five years down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Teddy L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Look at Wonderland by wired dragonfli reviews
For the record, I don't do anything like buy diaries for myself gossip in. I'm bugged by various maggots on a daily basis and find that the only way I won't stick my wand in their ears and shout 'Expelliarmus' is by venting in one of these...[LJ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Fork In An Eye by The Round Robin Ducklings reviews
The pain of unrequited love is sometimes equal to that of a stabbing eating utensil in your orbital socket. A discovery of love, extreme pain & superb failings. 6 authors, one classic Lily&James fanfiction. 'Never Fear! Sirius Man is here.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Tracks in the Sand by SeeStar reviews
The story of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour's unlikely... and highly volatile romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,918 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Look Into Ron's Homework Planner by Pretty Padfoot reviews
Ron is taking advantage of the homework planner that he received for Christmas from Hermione though he uses it as a diary instead. Severe randomness follows read at your own risk. Rated as a caution and probably for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Confessions of a Marauder by Celina Black reviews
On his seventeenth birthday, James Potter receives a diary. Soon, he finds himself pouring his thoughts and experiences into it. With the help of his friends, this conceited prick goes on a mission to win over Lily. Now, if only he can deflate his head...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,084 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Alone by PadfootObsessed329 reviews
Draco looks across the battle and discovers the bodies of friends he has not seen in years. Left alone, Draco does something he never thought he would do, saving the wizarding world in the process. HBP SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Umbridge Haters club by Topkitten reviews
Do you hate Umbridge? Join the club! A selection of songs, and now scenes, designed to make you laugh and Umbridge go red.And also no flames please, cos i can b nasty when i want, as u will no if u read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Dolores U.
The Girl in the Green Dress by theKnowItAll reviews
And that is how he will always remember her. Before the hate, the revenge, the killing, and the betrayal, she was just a girl in a dress. Beautiful. Simple. And maybe if she had seen him smiling back at her, she would have stayed that way ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,683 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Narcissa M., Sirius B.
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Smart Girls by emmilyne reviews
A series Missing Moments from HBP. Expressing your feelings is never easy and apologizing is even worse, especially when you’re seventeen. Sometimes, a little pretense is necessary. HR HG complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,737 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Five, Four, Three, Two, One by Cake or Death reviews
Very short windows into everyday lives of our three heroes: Ron, Hermione and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
99 Problems by Penny-in-the-sky reviews
Ron's on the couch as Dr Bill dissects his lovelife. Or something like that. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Three by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The final installment of The Sorceress Diaries. With house-elf liberation, restoring Harry's public image, Ron's strange behaviour, and O.W.L.'s all on her mind, Hermione may be heading for a nervous breakdown, with only her dia - journal - as witness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Writing You by Strangely Sirius reviews
A collection of letters Harry and Ginny send each other the summer after his fifth year. They laugh, they cry, they fight, they send each other Giant Pillows of Doom. Complete. Written before HBP, now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
Fairy Tale Ending by Gwendolyn James reviews
What her two best friends didn’t know was that Hermione Granger, Brilliant Mind and Top of Her Class, was also Hermione Granger, Closet Romantic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.