Where Tony gets turned in to a woman by Loki, decides to go out and experience her female body, forgot she can now fall pregnant, have sex without protection, falls pregnant and angst about it; all in that order. Where Harry wonders why his first hook up in years can't just be a normal girl. Because a billionaire man turned woman is weird, even for him. SLASH/HET HP/TS.

It started off a normal day for the Avenger team, well as normal as any day fighting villains gets for the Avengers. While facing a tough opponent, Tony Stark witnesses a mysterious man come out of a portal and defeats the villain. Why does this vigilante seem so familiar and what does any of this have to do with JARVIS? Two-shots, no pairing, Read & Review please!

Why...Why was he letting this happen? Was it even happening? Or was this all a dream in his messed up brain? Takes place during AC:R. Smut, slash, Yaoi/Boy's Love. Please read and review!