Howdy everyone!

waves exuberantly*

Thanks for stopping by! I seriously hope I don't bore you with my mundane details about little me.

My name is: *looks up at ceiling pondering* well, its not Captain Marvel. I'm not really gonna tell you my name, but for simplicity, you can call me by my pen name Stacy.

I have always enjoyed reading books and fanfiction, so why not contribute to it as well? My works will always be clean, no slash or anything.

Home state: Somewhere in Texas

Goals:

-Write at least one fanfiction story for each of my favorite fandoms, shows, movies, etc. We'll see. :-)

-Eventually create my own SYOC story. I can't decide whether to do Star Trek or the Avengers. If you have any ideas, send them my way.

-Become a beta reader.

-Write stories on request.

Favorite TV Shows: I Love Lucy, Magnum P.I., Hogan's Heroes, F Troop, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Lone Ranger, Maverick, Laramie, Lancer, Little House on the Prairie, The Virginian, Rawhide, Bonanza, The Big Valley, Happy Days, Mork and Mindy, My Favorite Martian, The Incredible Hulk, The Man From UNCLE, Remington Steele, Knight Rider, The Bionic Woman, The Six Million Dollar Man, Mission: Impossible, The Dukes of Hazard, T.J. Hooker, Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Get Smart, Simon and Simon, The A-Team, MacGyver, Columbo, Gilligan's Island, Hawaii Five-O (the original series only), Everybody Loves Raymond, Wonder Woman (with Lynda Carter and Lyle Waggoner), Starsky and Hutch, and Star Trek. (The list could most certainly go on, but that would be too much typing…)

… But wait, there's more…

Favorite Movies: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Treasure Planet, The Prince and the Pauper (1977), the Lion King, How to Train Your Dragon 1 2, Despicable Me 3, The Great Race.

Favorite Books: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The PIckwick Papers, and the Geronimo Stilton book series (simply a long-time favorite)

Dislikes:

-Cursing in stories. I don't mind euphemisms, but the worst ones are a big no-no in my stories and choice of reading material.

-Slash. Simply not my cup of tea. If your opinion differs, sorry.

-Lack of Categories in Fanfiction. Some of my favorite fandoms are simply not on the Fanfiction site, because of 0 stories. Someday, that will be resolved. *wink*

Now if you see a fandom from my list that you like, or know of one that I may like, and have a story idea or prompt, feel free to send it my way via PM. Sometimes I just have nothing to work with and can sit at my laptop forever before finally coming up with something to write. Or I jot down my thoughts on a piece of paper that ends up in the washer machine and I'm back to square one. So.… Try it out, I'd love to see what kind of plot ideas you have.

Note: Currently I'm a bit swamped with family matters, a new job, and ongoing farm work. So I may only be able to work on one shots, and not as regular as I would like for now. But y'all can still message me and I'll do my best.

Stories in Progress:

Chapter 6 of my Avenger fic, "I Feel Love". I know guys, I'm working on it. I need motivation, and reviews... And a box of Ginger Snaps... 30% done.

"Pop Tarts vs. Chocolate Chip Cookies", Avenger fic, 10% done.

"Abbott and Costello Meet the Hulk", Avenger crossover fic, 15% done.

"To go Fast and Far", Star Trek TOS fic, 5% done.

"The Great Pie Fight", Avenger spin-off from my fic "I Feel Love", 20% done.

Number of stories in progress: 8

Number of stories edited and ready to go: 0

Submitted ideas from dear readers: 0

What do you get when you have half a dozen unfinished stories? Nothing to post. I really need to work on that...

Cool Fact:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Paste on Profile if you agree!

The following is something I saw on someone's profile and would like to share with y'all, too. Laughed so hard til I cried. You have been duly warned :-P

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

If your somewhere where everybody is panicked, except you, chances are you don't fully understand the situation.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, that's not going to happen.

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. (Such as jumping of the Empire State Building yelling 'I believe I can fly!').

I didn't fall over, I was testing gravity. It still works.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam through a concrete wall.

It takes real skill to trip over empty air. Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you tried a bit harder!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let life wonder how you did it.

Awkward moment when its quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

Awkward moment when you trip up the stair's... in public.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I would agree with you but then we both be wrong.

A wise man once said, "I don't know- go ask a woman."

Your situations/circumstances do not define you.

"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

"It's not how often you fall... it's how quickly you stand back up."

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry, and if you jump of a cliff I will laugh harder.

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Everyone brings happiness to this house: Some in coming, some in leaving.

Determination: The feeling you get before you do something extremely stupid.

Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold."I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if this made you laugh if you've ever thought of one of these.

P.S. I think I finally figured out hot to work the formatting controls for this. I've had two correct it twice now)