hello

why are you here ?

I haven't written anything...

... yet

oh.

Oooh...

sorry.

yes, this is my profile.

The hello-nice-to-meet-you-please-follow-me-and-fav-me-OR-ELSE page...

I'm supposed to be funny, different and interesting in order to captivate your attention and...

and what ?

It's a bit like a one-sided online speed-dating, isn't it?

Or a job application letter.

Goobye.

In hope of the sincere pleasure of meeting you begging for a scrap of your attention again,

Yours truly,

atruestfibber.

PS: notice the incredible witty hilarious and... interesting play on words

PSS: you can go now...

PSSS: ba-bayye...

PSSSS: ...

PSSSSS: are you testing me ?

PSSSSSS: ...

PSSSSSSS: okay

PSSSSSSSS: i decline all responsibility for what may happen to the reader of this sentence and what follows ( physical and/or psychological injuries, destruction of property and/or goods, disappearance of aforementioned, relatives or random stranger you were sitting next to on a bus... )

PsssSSSsss:

this is just a story... :)

Once upon a time -though it doesn't mean it couldn't happen again- there was a curious little person (who coincidentally enough looked just like you ).

This slightly too nosy little creature loved to play on a wonderful intagible place called "The Internet".
It could be a dangerous space, sometimes. But everyone, of course, knew that being a little precautious and not messing with madmen was the logical and wise attitude to have to not get into trouble. Unfortunately, our little human was not only very prying but was also ''too stubborn for your own good''.

And when on a particular day such as today, our protagonist's path crossed with one really dangerous psychopath , a true loony

instead of backing down, shutting the computer or running away like any sensible person would do... !

blind to all the OBVIOUS warnings

and was dared to CLICK

Now

It

is

coming

anywhere

AnyTime

it will

Find

you

(btw, don't blink)