I am majorly revamping my profile here. My ACTUAL profile is going to be at the bottom, and a little bloggy thing is going to be at the top.

9/17/05
I just finished watching Phantom with my dad's girlfriend's four-year-old daughter. It was hilarious. The entire time she was saying things like, "That guy in the mask is handsome," "That guy (Raoul) is icky," and, best yet,"If I was that girl (Christine), I'd run away from that guy (Raoul), and be with the guy in the mask."

9/09/05
GAH on a platter! Y'all know about my paranoia issues and the Formerly Shunned One, right? (points further down the page) Well, I was just getting slighty less paranoid when I find HIS homework in MY backpack (shudders and twitches).

8/29/05
For all of you who asked for Phantom by Susan Kay, I apologize. My email is being a buttjerk. And if many of my phics come to a sudden and rather abrupt end, it is because I am tired of stringing along a plot that has been dead for months.

8/21/05
Hehe... pulled an all-nighter with BVP, Kit, Xana, Odd, and others. Well, I finally have a homepage, so you all need to go visit it and make me feel loved. Just click on the link above you that says 'Homepage.'

8/20/05 LATER
My dad just told me "Belgium!" I take trememdous offense at that! I told him to go to Belgium. I picked the following up outside the Education Center at my church. "On Grades: A grade is an inadequate report of an inaccurate judgement by a biased and variable judge of the extent to which a student has attained and undefined level of mastery of an unkown proportion of an indefinite amount of material." -Paul Dressel
So, so true.

8/20/05
Emmily frickin -LAST NAME HAS BEEN CENSORED-, you need to figure out one penname and stick with it. Random- My Sport of Choice is now Idiot With A Flamethrower.I WOOT FOR MYSELF! I have found another girl I can talk to face to face who has read the book and, moreover, knows there's a book (my mom didn't even know there was a book. How can you live with a chronic phan and NOT KNOW THERE'S A BOOK?). So we obsessed over it for a long time. We have come to the conclusion that, although we don't agree with it, we understand why Christine chose Raoul over Erik in the book. What we don't understand is how she can turn down Gerard Butler. He's HOT STUFF! My grandma (Bun) goes on lots of trips. So when my mom and I were in the Coffee Tree yesterday, I wasn't too surprised when she said, "Bun's going on a trip to Atlanta with the Latham travel group (I hope I spelled Latham right)." So I just sat there nodding. Then she said, "She's going to see..." She didn't even have to finish the sentence. I have ascertained, though, that I can't go too, (sob) but she'll bring me back a program. (better than nothing) But maybe if I keep begging her and my mom, they'll make a donation to the Help Poor Broke Phans Go See The Broadway Musical fund. Whatever. I still have to update.

8/19/05
I just got back from seeing the movie Red Eye. It was awesome, but I'm still freaked out.My advice if you see that movie is a) if you're a girl, go see it with a big gang of your girlfriends, b) if you're a guy, go see it with your girlfriend and a big gang of her friends, or c) if you're a single guy, make sure you sit next to a bunch of teenage girls. It's the kind of movie (like Ice Princess for Skyline people) that you can cheer and scream and yell and clap during. High school's getting better! I'll go update!

8/10/05
I am a fish. I hate high school. With a fiery passion. BUT I had another reasonably good phic idea. As always, I await your feedback.

Sing Once Again With Me
What if Christine -gasp- couldn't carry a tune to save her life? Then Erik sees her on stage, and he thought it was her singing instead of another girl (which it was), and offers to give her lessons. This'll be my first phic that isn't category parody or humor, so bear with me.

8/07/05
I have the PDF file for Susan Kay's Phantom, if anyone wants it. I've been looking into acquiring a hard copy, but I haven't been near a decent book store in, like, two months.

I neglected to mention yesterday that I FINALLY GOT A CELLPHONE! WOOT! Of course, I got Phantom as my ringtone. I was going to get Gerry doing Point of No Return, but my cheapo phone wouldn't support the file. Sigh. ANYWAY, this really irks my pickle...

Another Parallel Universe Majigger. Reviews-3 Hits-98
Bad Hair Day. Reviews-16 Hits-152
I Wish You Were There Inside My Mind. Reviews-35 Hits-765
Kathleen. Reviews-33 Hits-577
The Summary of Labyrinth. Reviews-2 Hits-11
Titles are Overrated. Reviews-8 Hits-105
These are my stats. This makes me quite angry. If you're going to read, review too. I mean, I've looked at my own ph/fics to check grammar and all that, but I KNOW I haven't looked at I Wish You Were There 730 times. And I accept anonymous reviews, so there's nothing stopping you.

8/06/05
I recently returned from Camp Skyline Ranch For Christian Girls On Top Of Lookout Mountain On The Banks Of The Little River With The Blob. It was fun, but that's why I've dropped off the map, literally. While there, I had some good ideas for phics. Tell me if you think so. If you do, I'll start typing.

The Phantom Of Camp Skyline
(I swear to you it won't be a Sue) Erik has been cavorting around 2005 long enough to know what's what, and to acquire a keen sense of randomness. He thinks that there's nothing in the world that can harm him. That is, until he discovers Camp Skyline...

Yet Another Movie Parody
(I can't do this one until I get the movie, but here's an exerpt that I thought of while I was on the rope swing. The bold's my commentary).
Raoul: Why have you brought me here?
Christine: We can't go back there!
Raoul: We must return!
Christine: He'll kill us!
Considering he's in love with you, I doubt he'll kill you. Can't speak for El Foppo, though.
Raoul: My God, who is this man?
The Phantom of the Opera, maybe? I think we've established that by now.

I already put up the one about Labyrinth. It's short, but it's funny if you've seen the movie.

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Ola, peoples. I am Trisana. I am a slightly insane girl, who believes she is only slightly insane when in reality, she has a full-blown case of insanity going (and some paranoia). This will become apparant as I inform you peoples about myself.

My name: Caroline (Sing Roses -OutKast- and you will meet the same fate as the skeleton in my closet, except your demise will be far more prolonged and painful, and involving an impressive array of sharp objects. Like jagged bobby pins that I got mad at when they wouldn't hold up my copious amout of hair up).

Gender: Female (DUR! Have you ever heard of a guy named either Trisana or Caroline!)

Hair Color: Mostly brown. Turns platinum blonde in the summer. Or it used to. I don't really keep track of it now. I want to dye it. So, if some random person with blood red hair with black highlights comes up to you and starts babbling about anyrandom thing, that's me.

Eye color: Depends on the day. Right now they're bluish greenish. Yesterday they were grey. Scary, isn't it?

My best friend is one Lily (If I told you her last name, you could track her down), aka Beverly Vulcan Princess. Check her out. Also check out Kitsune Dragon Girl. (Kitsune Fire Dragon) Now Kit Anika- Wildmage

Coming to my paranoia issues...
There is a kid at my school known as the Formerly Shunned One. He used to be the Shunned One, but then he apologized to me. He still isn't a full person yet because he hasn't figured out what I shunned him for (threatening to rip my leg off and beat me to death with it when I told him I was going to kick him in the fron--Ancient for head. I don't remember what he did first.) Anyway, he seems to stalk BVP, and says he has a wife who is a spirit who he reincarnated and is now going out with the reincarnation. And that he's the Grim Reaper.Makes you kind of paranoid, doesn't it? That wasn't a question.

I am a Stargate addict. As isBVP. (In something we're working on, a top secret project for the Tris/Ra-Iris/Kee'nah Corporation, BVP and Jack O'Neill are married...)

Check out www.t2tmud.org for the most awesome LOTR MUD ever created. If you don't understand LOTR or MUD, don't go there. I'm Trisana on there too, btw. But I don't play anymore, owing to the fact that my best MUD friend recently was in a coma. (KDG, laugh if you want too, but you know what I'm talking about. You and your stupid Irish friend Jin. Not that I have any problem with the Irish. They are quite coolio, actually. I'm Irish.However, every culture has its share of idiots, and Jin is the Grand Ruler and Emperor of those idiots.)

You can also contact me at trisanachandler6@hotmail.com if you so wish. However, that's mostly my spam. I do check it periodically, so, if you're not getting through to the email at the top, click on the link.

If you also happen to have a Stargate obsession, check out Abydos Gate at www.stargate-sg1.hu/skroberts/This S.K. Roberts person makes REALLY good music videos (and no Jack/Daniel crap, at least not the last time I looked. Look people, get over it. JACK O'NEILL IS NOT GAY! I don't know about Daniel, but JACK IS STRAIGHT!)

I just got back from Geek Camp (aka Vanderbilt PTY 2005 Session 1), and if you want random Nerd Camp jokes, check out Kathleen chapter 3. I owe the world to Anya, Demetria, and Kim (aka the flying fetus club), and Anya, Demetria, Kim, Amber and anyone else in the National Antisocial League (LONERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!) Umm... That's about it. FISH! PURPLE MACARONI! FISH! I WAS EATEN BY A DOGGY (And Erik was NOT. Say it and I'll track you down. This means you, Kim. Trevor I can kill within a fifteen minute drive, but I have YOUR email address). Oh, yeah, kudos to my muse, Anya, the superpowered wi'ich (yes, it's spelled like that. Deal with it).

Y'all should all go read Hellsing, it's a graphic novel and it rocks.

Consider this. An angst-off between Wolverine and Edward Scissorhands.

Consider this. Captain Jack Scissorhands.

Current stories that I don't get credit for:

JAWS! In the Hospital!
Co-written with BVP and KDG, it's a Survivor spoof. (It's under BVP's name since she does the updates)

Also, check out Parallel World by BVP. (I had nothing to do with it's construction)

PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE!

OH! You need to look at DoktarZumgi on FictionPress. I command it. (DoktarZumgi is my creepy alter ego with a German accent.)

As to the Phantom. I mentioned earlier about the circumstances that led to the wedding of Jack and BVP. BVP is now pregnant with twins, but that's CLASSIFIED information (meaning BVP would kill me if she ever found out). Those same circumstances led to me shacking up with Erik (yes, the Phantom of the Opera). Technically he's my boyfriend/fiance/thing. We're not married, but, considering that I'm pregnant, I think I do get some status relating to him. (trust me, in the project, I'm older than 14. Don't have a conniption, Skyline people)

I have devoted a considerable amount of time to figuring out the most random and bizarre sentence/paragraph/essay/book/whatever that I can say that is true. This one is my current reigning champ. BVP, KDG, and anyone else who knows me can submit more random things.

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA GOT ME PREGNANT!

Honorable mention to

SMELLY HOBOS HAVE CLIMBED THROUGH MY WINDOW!

Adios for now. Remember, Roses and die!

Love ya,

Tris

P.S. And the whole thing about whether I had a thing for Chris being comprable to whether you had a thing for Travis. It was true. You should know. Think about it. Chris doesn't wear a mask...

P.P.S. Has anyone else noticed that on Teen Titans, Cyborg has a Matrix port in the back of his head?

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DISCLAIMER FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME PERSONALLY, ESPECIALLY SKYLINE PEOPLE. MY F/PHICS ARE RATED THE WAY THEY ARE FOR GOOD REASON. Language, I think is it. SO DON'T COMPLAIN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED! MY FAVORITES ARE RATED THE WAY THEY ARE FOR GOOD REASON!