LittleMagentahide bio
Author has written 23 stories for Roman Dirge, Jhonen Vasquez, X-Men: Evolution, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Children of the Corn, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Monty Python, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Invader Zim, Misc. Movies, Fairy Tales, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Name: Samantha ...But you can call me: Sammi, Sam, Vinyl, V, Gizmo, Spammi Spoon Fanfiction News 03/10/10: Almost a year later, writing continues to be on the backburner as I pursue a future in theatre, musical theatre, and film. At least I still enjoy reading it. ;-) Maybe one day I'll have some free time and get inspired again. I guess we'll see. 03/13/09: Unfortunately, as I've gotten older, writing has pretty much been pushed aside by theatre and voice. But I do miss it. Who knows what might happen in the future... |
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Slayers: Loveless by Dream-tiger reviews
In the future, dragons and monsters will have a peace treaty? Or so says these strange people. A great war will happen to destroy it? It hasn't been made yet! Only Lina and the gang can stop it? And what does this have to do with Filia? X/F KINDA & Trad.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt
Dreams and Reality by Bun8.5 reviews
An alternate life for Squee, a changed yet still homicidal Johnny. Ten years later, Squee is still fixated on the first person who ever showed him kindness. Yes, in that way. Squee/Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Johnny C., Squee
Sincere Corruption by Penner54 reviews
How can you find that Goody two shoes attractive? "Oh Bella, it is just her innocence that is so desirable. The idea of corrupting her... ahh well. She may have her freewill now, but soon she'll do only what I wish of her."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,670 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
To Defeat the Rotting Labyrinth by Devabbi reviews
Sarah is called back to the Labyrinth and finds it in ruins. She must defeat the blackened and rotting Labyrinth on her own, find Jareth, and save him before everyone Underground dies. J/S - ON HIATUS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,215 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sarah, Jareth
Might As Well by Red Ringo reviews
Johnny C killed Edgar Vargas. Johnny knows that. Edgar knows that. What Edgar doesn't know is how he has been living in Johnny's basement for the past few weeks. He decides it's time to leave, but things go quite astray. Can he survive this encounter?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Johnny C.
Touch My Body! by Laurel Vyne reviews
SongFic of Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body". Sarah sings to Jareth and he cooperates. R&R please! my 2nd FanFic
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Love Fool by blueChocolate155 reviews
2DxMurdoc. Fluffy story between two bandmembers who find a way into eachother's heart. Rated for Murdoc's mouth and slash
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Slayers: Fooled by Officially Retired reviews
Zelgadiss makes the mistake of comparing the likeliness of the MelZel pairing to the likeliness of the XelFi pairing. Emboldened, Amelia coheres Lina into helping her fix the two up, For Justice! TRAD and XelFi pairings...Very Romantic! COMPLETE!
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,301 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Filia Ul Copt, Xelloss M. - Complete
The Worst Fanfic Ever Written by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Everything I hate about JTHM fanfics in one fanfic of ultimante stupidness. This isn't supposed to be comedy. It's supposed to be a warning to all the horrible fanfic writers out there... do us all a favor and stop writing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Night Moves by Kaeru Shisho reviews
Xelloss plans his night moves while, unknowing, Lina and Zel have plans of their own. A Halloween story.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Xelloss M. - Complete
Rocky Horror II: The Encore by Amymimi reviews
The castle lands upon Transsexual and a pair of siblings stumble upon the bodies of the deceased. Is Frank's change of heart for real, upon his revival? New chapter September 28th!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
The Aesthetic Chocolatier by Athena Pallas-Parthenos reviews
The line between 'genius' and 'madman' is a scarce one, as well as one that Willy Wonka often crosses. Set seven years after the contest, this is the terrifying tale of Wonka's obsession with his youth, his beauty, and Veruca Salt.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
Sir Bedivere's Logic by Maiden of the BH reviews
For those of you who are fans of Sir Bedivere's logic on how to tell if someone is a witch, here's some of his logic behind other things.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Mirror, Mirror by Roach Patrol reviews
Johnny, a mirror, and the idea that things are never as they seem.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2005
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dangerous Game of Six by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Darren, Larten, Gavner, Kurda, Vanez and Harkat get together for a dangerous and hilarious game of Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Torture, Kiss or Would you Rather where all havoc breaks loose. Oneshot. Slight KurdaHarkat, maybe.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
A Definitive Conversation by katmd reviews
Severus decides to have a serious discussion with Hermione. Fluffy, one shot follow up to 'The Conversationalist's Dilemma' and 'The Recluse's Nightmare.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
And She by Elendraug reviews
His love for her isn't. [ Slash, het. Merry Pippin Estella. ]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Mistletoe by Blue Tears reviews
Holiday One Shot Fic: Hobbits and mistletoe…hmmm?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
That Legolas, Man! by leggy-stinks reviews
Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Legolas, Samwise G.
Pleasant Eds by cgaussie reviews
(one sided DoubleD-Ed Slash) Ed encounters a quite bizzare dream, and when he awakens he's just confused over it; next day, he goes to Double-D for answers.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003
The Way He Kisses Me by mosylu reviews
When Hermione spills a detail of her relationship with Ron, she completely flabbergasts the Gryffindor girlsuntil they see for themselves what she means. Got fluff?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Crystaviel reviews
A short, odd fic I wrote about two years ago. Little Red Riding Lina is on her way to Grandma's house with a basket of treats. But a certain purple wolf has other plans..Somewhat ecchi X/L.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2001
Nagini's Therapy Hut by KittyAngel StarFig reviews
Nagini sets up a therapy hut on the Hogwarts grounds... watch as different HP characters stumble upon it and get there own doses of insanity from Nagini. Enjoy! R/R pleez :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2001
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Super Staff reviews
I’ve been blessed, baby. Blessed. And now I’m gonna make you pay for all the times you pissed me off. For all the times you swam in my pool, or stole my pants, or screwed with my lawn, or put eyeballs all over my freakin’ body. I’m gonna GIVE YOU DEATH!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007
Revolting Red reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- There is a lot about Little Red Riding Hood that you don't know. Curious about her grandmother's profession? Or what was REALLY going on in that cottage? It's all inside...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
And THAT'S how You Handle an Angry Dead Woman reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- The Grudge 2. A girl named Dahlia decides to explore the house. Now, this is what SHOULD have happened...
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Revenge II reviews
AU. Nny INCHARACTER. Johnny might just be in over his head this time...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006
Revenge reviews
--COMPLETE-- Also humorromanceonesided. AU. Nny INCHARACTER. Twisted logic can lead to interesting and horrible things. But maybe, just maybe, the reason for what he's doing isn't what he says it is.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Secrets and Submission reviews
--DISCONTINUED-- Thanks to GIR being...well...GIR, Zim now has a little something on the Tallest. How will he use...or abuse...his newfound power over them?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2006
Tales of the Mental Hospital reviews
Psychodoughboy reflects on his time spent in a mental hospital while being treated for depression.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 3/3/2005
I Do, I Don't reviews
A much older Veruca Salt has quite a proposal for Mr. Willy Wonka. But she can be sure he won’t agree to the ludicrous idea right away...if at all. At least...not until he has the proof he needs about a certain thing concerning the young woman.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
I'd Rather Sing reviews
Prince Herbert follows his dream to be the next American Idol. Will he make it through the auditions? Or could he end up being...the next William Hung...?
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
The Secret Life of Legolas reviews
-ONE-SHOT- Everyone's about to find out what Legolas does in his spare time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Ordinary World reviews
-COMPLETE- Psychotherapy doesn't cancel destiny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Slash Chaos reviews
-ONE-SHOT- Pippin and his boyfriend use WHAT? Gollum is in love with WHO? And...what the hell is Sam doing?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
Unfinished Business reviews
--DISCONTINUED-- The Labyrinth was his sanctuary, where he could hide from the pain of his previous life -- until she tarnished it.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004
The Killing Moon reviews
Marauders, year 6. Remus is about to learn just how deep the consequences of being a werewolf can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004
Our Shameful Desires reviews
--COMPLETE-- MerryPippin slash. They confessed to each other after so long. Everything would have been perfect, as long as they kept it secret. But it all went so wrong... How far are they willing to go? Is it really worth it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Eighteen reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- A child turns 18. I can't believe I wrote this...
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
Would You Still? reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- PintelRagetti slash. A funny conversation between Pintel and Ragetti. Pintel learns to always be weary when Ragetti asks hypothetical questions.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Flash reviews
--DISCONTINUED-- A new student does not have much control over her abilities. On top of that, she can’t seem to decide where her loyalties lie. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to take the time to get to know the Brotherhood Boys.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003
My Way reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- Johnny reflects on exactly what happens when he successfully “immortalizes the moment”.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Complete
For My Parents reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- Squee’s parents are really going at it, and he’s determined to make them happy. Since his first attempt at praying didn’t work, this time he’s decided to try a different approach. He’s going to go ask God…personally.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
Horrors of the Bookstore II: Job Hunting reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- A sequel to Horrors of the Bookstore. Devi has quit her job and is just moping around the house, and Tenna just can't stand it. But it doesn't look like finding a new job is going to be that easy...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
Horrors of the Bookstore reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- What kind of things went on in the bookstore before Devi quit? Her last day...chaos will follow upon entering...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete
My Lenore reviews
--ONE-SHOT-- Mr. Gosh makes another trip to Lenore's house, and finds things may have taken a turn for the better! Is it too good to be true? Of COURSE it is...READ OR DIE!
Roman Dirge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Complete