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Joined 11-20-09, id: 2151826, Profile Updated: 06-06-16
Author has written 1 story for Code Lyoko.

This is my personal account now. My name is Aiden. I'm 18 and I write quite a bit, though I don't always upload them to FanFiction.net

I am pleasantly bisexual, and proud :)

I love Harry Potter and all the spinoffs, except for Potter Puppet Pals. Could never really get into PPP...

RAINBOW AND GOLF! (haha. Inside joke, if you don't get it, don't worry about it.)

I love random quotes, talking in the third person, my friends, and music.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." - Apple Computer Inc

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost." - Tolkein (Fellowship of the Ring)

"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory." - Rowling (Goblet of Fire)

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Heinlein

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucious

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

I'm a nerd. I'm a dork. Get over it.

Music=Life

Books=Love

Singing=Life

Acting=Love

I am a firm believer that chivalry is not dead,


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour!Crazy is when you stare at your computer screan for 5 whole minutes and then burst out laughing and your parents look at you weird! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

30% of kids go to college. the other 70% either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

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Kiss Me by Lost to the Hoping reviews
Has Sasuke lost his mind? Or is he on drugs? Or perhaps it's some sort of mind control? Well, whatever it is, Naruto seems to be paying for it... Join us for some crack-filled yaoi fun in Kiss Me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
That Day in the Bathroom by marym91 reviews
"What's so funny, Granger?" he spat. "Is it funny finding me here, crying? Bet you can't wait to go sodding tell Potter and Weasley. You'll have such a fine old laugh that the Weasel will wet himself." "I – I won't tell," I said weakly, truthfully. Written for HP holiday fic exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Make Them Jealous by britt.writer reviews
What happens when two completely different people are abandoned by their closest friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Not Sure I Said Hello by maggiebae reviews
Jace's trip to the kitchen that gets seriously interrupted by a moan. Clace, LEMONADE, ONESHOT.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Broken Headboard by theladymidnight reviews
The title is self-explanatory. Jace x Clary, one shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
A Storm, A Dream, and the Taste of Strawberries by Day Met the Night reviews
"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Really Happened, a Marching Marauder substory by Band Geek Authoress reviews
What really happened the first night of band camp? How did Noah really get that hickey? Was it an innocent kiss from a best friend, or something much, much more? Rated M for smuttiness.
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
A Midnight Rose by Cocacoriola reviews
Lily hates James, but he loves her. Then it's the other way around. Now they're friends and no one knows what's going on. Meanwhile, Lily has a secret admirer, and she wants to find out just who it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Drop Your Inhibitions by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. Samantha Puckett's philosophy of life was always, "cross any line that reads 'DO NOT CROSS'", so she wasn't really sure why she always avoided the line between her and Freddie's friendship like a plague. WARNING: slight language. SamxFreddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Little Distance by Mist.Filled.Eyes reviews
Sasuke didn't mind, Gaara's version of an apology was simply orgasmic.' It's been 4 months since Sasuke has even been in the same room as his lover. Gaara doesn't like the distance and has every intention of being as close as he can for the next while.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
50 things you're not allowed to do by Smurfy-kins reviews
Lily’s list of things that James Potter is not allowed to do in the upcoming year… So of course he does them all… Just a little portion on the side of my proper story… I was bored, only one chapter, not a real story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something of Note by B.C Daily reviews
James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Recipe for More by amandajoyce118 reviews
In which there is the making of a cake... and maybe a little bit more.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Food for Thought by amandajoyce118 reviews
The dynamic duo takes a break from Math homework.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III, Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Sleeping Beatly by Madam Pixell
The captain of the guard falls into a forbiden love with the lead snare of the band.While the lead snare is having his own conflicting isuses with following the drummers code and following his heart.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Violin Strings by Kittyclaw reviews
Oneshot, UxY. It was, for the most part, melodious; however the occasional note would slip into the melody, which was more akin to a cat being strangled.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Yumi I., Ulrich S. - Complete
She's A Dancer by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. Who knew Sam could dance, Freddie thought as he watched his friend dance somewhat provactively beside him. Sam looked at him and grinned. Freddie just smiled, he found new reasons to love her every day. FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Clean It Up! by IheartORANGE reviews
Lilly comes back from a three week trip and Oliver has a surprise for her when they go to his place. One she really didn't want. Loliver Oh yeah, this is pretty fluffy and innuendo-y ;
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Cotton Candy Lip Gloss by Countrygurl212 reviews
I licked my lips again. “Looks like I need a little more.” I said, applying more of his favorite gloss to my lips. -Loliver!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
iLike Popsicles, But I Love You by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. A hot day, two friends secretly crushing on each other, and only one cherry popsicle in the freezer is a recipe for a kiss! FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Four Times by elegantgoth89 reviews
Draco leaned in and whispered, “That was four, Hermione. You’re mine.” LEMON! Dramione story! Warning: SMUT! Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by JL Wrighton reviews
A story based off of Avril Lavigne's "skater boy". Hope you like it. Minor YumixUlrich.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Ulrich S., Yumi I. - Complete
Seven Reasons to Turn Down a Date by Cute But Psycho reviews
...and one reason not to. One-shot. Kitty seems to be popular with the guys, so why can't she get a boyfriend?
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Her Lip Gloss by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. He stared at her tongue, licking the ice cream in fast, rapid beats. He felt his face heat up. FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Band Is by jdeppAddict reviews
this is what band is to me...and EdwardAddict
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
To the Beat of My Drum by EvilMonkey113 reviews
oneshot John makes a pleasant discovery about one of the girls on his drumline. His main competition on snare as a matter of fact.
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Ulrich and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Stonecreek reviews
Ulrich is always stoic, always calm and collected. Will a day of rotten luck change that?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Ulrich S., Yumi I. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Colin Creevey by angelriseng85 reviews
I’m not obsessed with photography. Okay, I lied. I’m a little obsessed. Obsessed enough to carry my camera around my neck everywhere I go. That’s not too obsessed, is it? Don’t answer that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005
Girl, Interrupted: The Musical! by Ny Jolie reviews
The movie Girl, Interrupted REVAMPED as a musical! ACT 3 JUST ADDED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002
Our Song reviews
Written by Dannie. Oneshot. Not a songfic.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Ulrich S., Yumi I. - Complete
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