hello, welcolme to richard garnett's profile, better know online as the garnetto.

My username originates from my time at air cadets. it started as "the garnetto"(along with the jester and bainsey boi), we were the 3 randomateers.) bainsyboi left the group and my title was expandes to "the one and only, brillant and awesome, and quite frankly effing fantastic, garnetto" anyway, "garnetto" became my username on a lot of things.(it was that or kwyjibo, after the famous scabble win)

my big thing right now is oswin. i am just starting the fanfic "the girl who can" which follows oswin in her hunt for the doctor and trying to take down the daleks.

i also am reprising that role in this roleplay, (as well as clyde and the master)

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Doctor-Who-Roleplay/116802/

my fics

in the retirement home (COMPLEATED)

Revenge of the cyberwoman- torchwood. 1 year after lisa attacked the hub, the computer systems begin causing problems, and the recently discoverd replicator is spitting out cyber technology. little do the team realise that an old enemy wants revenge and knows how to do it.

the great glass doctorvator- rory and amy get back from their honey moon to see that 11 has installed a wonkavator in the tardis... need i say more?

the other 6 words- a few other things the doctor could have said to destroy harriet jones's government

rock or paper?- james potter and sirius black play rock,paper, scisors. sirius loses, but he cant accept that paper can beat rock

the prime of their lives (WORK IN PROGRESS)

the paralell adventure- amy is trapped in a paralell universe, where,amongst other things, the doctor is evil and the master is good. the doctor fell into the chemelian arc, and must stay human, but with his counterpart being evil, he is wanted by many people. the tardis can take them home in 2 months, but when amy meets her paralell self, who works for torchwood, can amy protect the doctor, both of the amy's and the tardis?

The marauders tale re-write- I have been looking over the past of my fics and realised they aren’t good. I was young when I started it and it has gone on so long, so it’s become rubbish… so I am going to take them down and re-write them. It is worth a read, even if you read the originals. I will get rid of lost plots, improve the current plots, throw in a few new sub-plots, fix the grammar and generally make it better. it is a marauder fic, in an AT where the marauders are at hogwarts at the same time as tom riddle... to put it simply

lost and forgotten (ABANDONED/ SUSPENDED PROJECTS )

PAIRINGS I LIKE

torchwood/dr who

11/amy - on one hand, i dont want another lovey dovey companion, but they would work

amy/amy- after the comic releif special

martha/micky- match made in heaven i always though they would be good together when they met and they are

rose/OC- she needs to move on after the dr.

janto-gwen love triangle. i would like to see a little more gwen/jack now ianto is gone

jack/jake- come on, thay would be fantastic together

jack/amy

harry potter

james potter/OC

remus/lily

sirius/any

harry/cho

ron/hermione

charlotte(my OC from marauders tale)/james-sirius or remus. they would all work with her

stargate

teal'c/anyone not a jaffa- that would be hilarious

daniel/vala

ronan/teyla

rodney/keller

keller/any

PAIRINGS I HATE

dr who/torchwood

other than 11/amy, any dr and anyone. he is not meant to be in love with anyone.

tosh/owen. they dont fit

rose/any current

harry potter

any gen mixing (urgh)

remus/sirius (best friends, yes. nothing more. not homophobic or anything, i just dont think that pairing is good)

draco and hermione (where the hell did this start.why would hermione got to an evil git like him? why would draco go near a "filthy mudblood"? no, just no)

stargate

no bad ones really... except the downright stupid.

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1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

I heard Ramona Sing- Frank Black.

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

The Glory- Kanye West

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Wishing Well- The Airborne Toxic Event

4. WHAT IS 22?

We are the Champions- Queen

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Jackass- Green Day [xD]

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I'm So Sad, So Very, Very Sad- Crash and the Boys

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Trying- Lifehouse

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I Want to Break Free- Queen

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Black Hole Sun- Soundgarden

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

In Bloom- Nirvana

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

St. Jimmy-Green Day

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Fall- Daft Punk

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Bodies- Drowning Pool

15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Isaac Get You Gun- Jason Graves [Dead Space 2 soundtrack]

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Can't Tell Me Nothing- Kanye west

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Derezzed- Daft Punk [yeessss! xD]

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Holiday- Green Day

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Ramona- Beck [Scott Pilgrim VS. The World Soundtrack]

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Lost It All- Avenged Sevenfold

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

No Quarter- Tool

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

My Own Hell- Five Finger Death Punch

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Convergence Delayed-Jason Graves [Dead Space 2 Soundtrack] hmmm...

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Where the Streets Have no Name- U2

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

No one Gets Left Behind- Five Finger Death Punch

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Wake- Linkin Park

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

You're My Best Friend- queen

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For- U2 [totally true xD]

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Paradise City- Guns N' Roses

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Sunday Bloody Sunday- U2

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and thats the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(That clears things up.)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boots Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Oh...)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat it?!)

On Bath Salts Directions:
put in water.
(SHIT!)

On Brownie Mix Directions:
preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat
(Your supposed too eat this too!?)

My imaginary friend says you have issues.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

to see my opinions on rock,paper, scissors, read "rock VS scissors". I agree with sirius!