![]() 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad My name is Sarah Abuse is horrible..and it's not just the physical. all scars last..even mental and emotional. I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Serenity Maxwell, Sanseui-Kitty,BlackNightAngle,KagomesLilsista, Devil-Babe-911, Kage Mitsukai. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' My boyfriend is wonderful and I love him with all my heart. I'm never happier than when I'm with him and I know I'm young but I hope to one day share my life with him. I love you my angel Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. f someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off: Haru Taisetsu, If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile If all the Japanese you've learned, you've learned from watching Anime, copy and Paste this to your profile. If you HATE and without a doubt despise Masaya Aoyoma (Tokyo Mew Mew), copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: mewmewice, Mew Tangerine, TurotTrainer, Kurisuten Ichikish, (he needs to die. TODAY!), Haru Inuzuka (I HATE the bastard! ... To much of a goody-goody... -.-), Devil-Babe-911 A.K.A-JadeFoxxx (Agreed, down with Masaya, I like the bad boys. Moi Moi. Kisshu is so adorable.) Kage Mitsukai (Goody-goody..ick..Too much like Hojo =.= I definitely go for the evil rebel type =P) |
Child of the Sky by firefox369 reviews
Dear Santa by KibaSin reviews
Domino Effect by RainLily13 reviews
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
To See the Unnoticed When Blind by tearsofacrescent reviews
Aching Darkness by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
Crystalline Tears by fox of the darkness night reviews
To Steal a Heart by Tek Sonay reviews
His Beloved Blue Eyes by redangel2463 reviews
Born by Death by Miko-Stone reviews
Baby Boom! by Akuma-Chibi reviews
Instant Rapture by punkish furball reviews
Then and Now by Dark Void Princess 21 reviews
What If? by ShelbyGT1987 reviews
Social Norms by Cicilicious reviews
New Life New Love by Suki Yasutori reviews
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Why me? by xXKillorbeKilledXx reviews
Demon Tamer by Verdant Phoenix reviews
Lazy Days by IenaellaIris reviews
Thirty Words by Halfsan reviews
Puppy From the Past by Sunset Miko reviews
Fionna, the Bad Little Girl by Tonight-is-frightnight reviews
Bad Little Boy by ATHPluver reviews
Lost Lamb by dulceata reviews
Rebirth by Passionate Crow Rat reviews
Shades of Gray by InsaneHime reviews
Caged by Luna Yue reviews
Circuitry by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Most Precious Possession by dreamcatcher81 reviews
Fragile Cherry Blossom by tainted cherry blossom reviews
Out of the Flames by Paige-Kun reviews
Different World by i-Puddin reviews
Emerald Eye by Kimiko Y reviews
Something Blue by CherryNekoChan reviews
Starting Over by DemonFoxGirl 3 reviews
Fatherly Influence by I Agree reviews
Accidentally Funny by Kanna37 reviews
Clutter by forthright reviews
Reflections of the Past by Reiuko reviews
Property of Akatsuki: Higurashi Kagome by mookies reviews
Siblings of the Sand by ancient-relic reviews
Last of Her Kind by Hypedupgirl reviews
As You Wish by Dream Hime reviews
Youkai Ball by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
The Door to Ones Destiny by Shiori Mayonaka no Yume reviews
Hidden in Shadow by Zanza the warrior of shadows reviews
The Usual Mayhem by SuperSekritID reviews
Dark Solace by Piper-Knight reviews
When Darkness Meets Light by Namida-Kaida reviews
Secrets of the Past by Wolf Sapphire reviews
Beyond the Glass by nidaluver reviews
Like Moths to the Light by VesperChan reviews
No Choice In The Matter by ihaveprobs reviews
Too Pure? by Elerick reviews
Weekend Blues by Commen Sense reviews
Broken Spirit by Zwalaaz reviews
Everyone WantsAND GETS KAGOME! by SabakunoJaganshi reviews
In Loving Memory by Project Shadow reviews
Tattoo by Karena Sasuke reviews
The gift that changed Sesshomaru by ChosenMibhar reviews
Unexpected Triangle by zor-chan kills reviews
Sweet Cherry Kisses by Eternal Eyes reviews
Operation: Will You Be My Valentine? by Maruading Storyteller reviews
Fatal Attraction by uniquelove reviews
Melting by Mizu Miyamoto reviews
Kagome's Halloween Costume by Spunkles reviews
Snow Leopard Uchiha, Kagome by Vampiric Instincts reviews
Real Air Benders Have Wings by Teh Squishy Neko reviews
Sakura no Hanabira by Densetsuno Youko reviews
Converse by MissGoalie75 reviews
New Host by Melimea reviews
A Differen't Beginning by gcdv reviews
Love And Duel Monsters Don't Mix When You'reA Miko by Vanya The Ninja Maiden reviews
The Way to the Past by blackwing angel reviews
Jewel of Nature by Flame of the Miko reviews
Walk A Thin Line by FieryFaerie reviews
Mistletoe Shall Be My Death by darkenedmoonlightflame reviews
Untitled by Prep Killer On Wheels reviews
The Tantei and Miko by Slightly Wicked reviews
Just Because by Kerrie-chan reviews