Favorite Quotes

"A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord."

"If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."

"The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."

"What does the Start button do — isn't the computer already running ?"

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." --David Letterman

"Computer /noun./: a device designed to speed and automate errors."

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." --Albert Einstein

"Some people say the glass is half full, some people say it's half empty. Me, I think the glass is twice the size it needs to be."