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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,372 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mattress by Essayel reviews
Another day dawns in the Fan Fiction Factory. Dormitories, sharing the bathroom, queueing for breakfast..what kind of life is this for a grown man? And then there are the fics!! As Sirius Black prepares for another hard day pouding various fan fiction mat
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mind Links by Buffybot76 reviews
Kurama and Keiko are mysteriously linked together mentally after an encounter with a strange demon. How will they, and everyone else, deal? Collaboration with profiler120 KuramaKeiko
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,554 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Kurama M., Keiko Y.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Tension High Series by profiler120 reviews
The confusion continues... Is Keiko paranoid, or is Kurama really stalking her? [KuramaKeiko]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,129 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Joys of the Modern World by Alaina reviews
Set today, the elves are back on earth. And Legolas and Glorfindel discover the joys of... fanfiction? Chapter 15
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003
Simply in Denial by zennou-sakusha reviews
Once upon a time, there were two deniers who simply refused to admit their true feelings. It’s up to their friends to reveal the truth... HB
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Botan, Hiei
The Perfect Gift by Eyes-of-Pearl reviews
Faramir is having trouble finding the perfect gift for his wife. With Legolas, they discussed some of the mysteries of the female race. Features also Eowyn, Eomer, and Aragorn. Arwen and Lothiriel make brief appearances.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Faramir, Legolas - Complete
8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life by Delphina Evans reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present...8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life. You have been warned. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Elladan's Trials For Estel by Ithil-valon reviews
Complete: Estel is kidnapped and Elladan finds the ransom note, can he, Elrohir, and Legolas save Estel and protect Lord Elrond from an insane Elf?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Cracking the Code by Christi Carter reviews
Aragorn and Faramir were only trying to have a quiet lunch with their wives. Unfortunately, Arwen and Eowyn’s conversation force them to change their plans. Luckily, Legolas is there to help them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Air by Anaphalis reviews
Breathing is over-rated. One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kagome H., Hōjō - Complete
A Friday by Neige reviews
Modern day. It's Friday, and Glorfindel is heading home early: a study of Elves living amongst us. Chapter Twentytwo: a house, a recipe, a postcard, a Friday. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Switch by The Youkai Nightmare reviews
Kagome Higurashi is transfered to Sarayashiki Junior High, where she meets Yusuke, and is having mixed feelings about a job offer. Bad Summary. YYH IY Crossover. KagomeYusuke pairing (pairing is not main part of story) also KuramaKeiko COMPLETE
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,299 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Improving Relations by MyGirlCrais reviews
In which Legolas gets a bad idea, Thranduil gets a worse one, Glorfindel gets what he's always wanted and Haldir gets propositioned...a lot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Haldir, Legolas - Complete
May the Valar protect us by Aerlalaith reviews
Celebrian has gone on a visit to Lothlorien, leaving Elrond to watch the twins. May the Valar protect us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
One Tenth of a Picture by Kristine Batey reviews
If 1 picture equals 1,000 words, how many pictures equal 100 words? Yeah, I've been sucked in by the 100 word thing. Don't beg for updates, I gotta work for a living and write the friggin' comic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003
The King and It by Catmint reviews
Eomer fails to recall the wise words that one should never refer to a young mother's baby as it unless they want serious trouble. He also fails to acknowledge the danger of doing so to his sister...Humour fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
Lasto a Lalaith nin Mellon nin Lasto a lalaith nin by Aerlalaith reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor have a conversation (war) about the wearability of Erestor's robes. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Normal For One Night by Kaleyanne reviews
Yusuke's POV. Keiko's convinced him, Kuwabara, and their school friends to spend one night in normal teenage activity... only to have their very unnormal friends show up halfway through. Thoughtful, not humorous. KuwaYuki, YusKei. [Edited and reuploaded
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
The Elf Children Series by mayetra reviews
The ongoing tales of Haldir, Orophin, Rumil, Legolas, Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir as children. Written for my son so some canon has been suspended or twisted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003
The Four in the Morning Visitors by Ithilien reviews
Legolas and Gimli make a middle-of-the-night, bedside visit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Past, Present, and Future by sheraiah reviews
Watching Legolas and a very young Estel(Aragorn) triggers a pleasant memory for Elladan and Elrohir. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Complete
Tossed and Found by Sagi-chan reviews
COMPLETE Something unexpected happens after the Forbidden Child is cast away from his home. He's found. Non-yaoi. Featuring Yoko Kurama and baby Hiei!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Complete
Little Elfling Lost by sheraiah reviews
A human hunting party stumbles across the aftermath of an orc attack in which a very young elf is the only survivor. Revised! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Conversation by sheraiah reviews
Eavesdropping on a parent can be hazardous to your peace of mind, especially if you're an elf. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Sneezes and Sword Fights by Joannawrites reviews
Sequel to "Dragons or Ribbons." When Aragorn takes ill, Arwen persuades an unsuspecting Legolas to care for the ungracious and surly King. *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,320 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Disease by DiVaNation reviews
Rated for language, of course. K/Sess. AU spinoff from one of the episodes, so be kind. TEASER from the SEQUEL! R/R! Tell me what you think, I need your feedback!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,618 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002
Snow Kagura and the Seven Chibis by Mynuet reviews
Inuyasha: Why am I a chibi? Naraku: At least you don't have to wear this frickin' dress.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2002
The Search for the Ninth Walker by s82 reviews
-Completed- Before Frodo could leave on his journey, Elrond had to answer the question: who would represent the Elves? Complete with Elvish logic, philosophy, and enlightening conversation. *Re-edited!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 288 - Published: 1/8/2002