Happy birthday Castiel I dont fucking deserve u

Gamzee needs to teach Karkat a thing or two about self pailing.

Karkat and John are dating, being physical. John says the L-word and Gamzee is not amused.

When Cronus enters his heat cycle he tries to keep his cool around Kankri but pretty soon that's not an option. My first fanfiction, I apologize.

Karkat and Equius get a little bit of black-rom in the computer lab. Because they're hot.

AU! The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. M for various things including language and smut. CronKri, Rufuss, and many, many, MANY others. 1950s humanstuck because there are not enough CronKri greaserstuck fics.

They know they aren't meant to be together, but Rufioh and Horuss cannot resist the temptation.

No one knew Rufioh Nitram could sing. No one had expected him to. Which is why, on a warm spring day in the cafeteria, it seemed as though the entire school had quieted to listen to Mr. Popular sing a familiar song that seemed all too fitting for him.

Grand Highblood x Summoner: GHB Has felt red flushed for the Summoner for a long time. The problem is, they've been black for so long. How will Grand Highblood confess when he's never felt flushed for anyone in his life, and how will Summoner react when he does? Will Rufio accept him, or return to Mindfang? Rated for a very good reason.

The Summoner has had enough of this war. He goes to find an end to it for himself and finds the most unlikely and unfunny savior.

Gamzee met him on the last day of the semester- he was hiding from his ex-girlfriend behind an oversized pot plant in the reception, waiting for his brother to pick him up. (What was supposed to be a 500 word GamTav oneshot that got stupendously out of hand) (now with sequel in the second chapter)

Dave Strider moves into a new apartment and befriends his neighbor Tavros Nitram. Tavros has had a rough life, and Dave has no clue how he's still standing with a bright smile on his face. As Tavros shows Dave how to embrace life, secrets are shared and Tavros' world shatters. Contains some humor, & sexual scenes. Also fantasy due to Tavros communicating with animals. HUMANSTUCK!

The one where Rufioh is a model and Horuss plays baseball for the San Francisco Giants because there is not enough of these cuties. M for language and sexual content.

AU. Some really cute guy shows up often to watch Rufioh while he's at practice for his basketball team. Rufioh investigates and ends up with a phone number. [possibly ongoing…mostly just a drabble.]

Yeah, this was totally worth getting like thirty drinks thrown in your face earlier. Crofioh. Oneshot.

This was just inspired by the song Poker Face, a rock cover made by Blowsight (wow original) Anyways, Its a Bonebrothers oneshot. its S M U T Y heh "Rufioh always loved the way he boiled his blood with crude insults and teasing crooked smiles. The way seemed to accidentaly flirt with him. Is it love? Is it hate? does it matter? If it IS love, if it s not rought, it isn t fun anyway

Tavros needs some cheering up, and as usual, Gamzee is right there to offer his own brand of merry. Humanstuck. There will be a more slashy sequel later. T for Gamzee's foul mouth.