Yebat!

Okay, now that we've got your attention (If you know how to speak Russian) we would like to introduce ourselves.

We are GustavSexBomb101, a joint Fanfiction account dedicated to Beyblade and being super weird/ sexy. We hold three hour long Skype calls with each other on a daily basis. It's... Fun...

As well as this account we both have our own fanfic accounts.

I am MrsRayKon, a Beyblade fanfic author that has emotion problems. (I cry when Kai takes off his scarf...) I enjoy nothing more than solitary confinement and a laptop.

Some of my favourite things are: Pain and suffering, Beyblade, Tumblr, Mayonnaise, Music and Your Mum.

I hate: People.

Some of my biggest achievements include:

So yeah. Basically, I am COMPLETELY normal...

Yeah... I'm AddUsernameHere and my fellow... Writer... Is better known as 'slave' in many of my fanfictions. Because I'm ever powerful. Mwuhahaha and all that.

I like: Death. Destruction. The colour black. My slave. (Just joking: I hate her guts.) Beyblade, and... Um... Drawing psychopathic chibis with rainbow hair. Don't ask. Just... Don't.

I hate: Everything I haven't mentioned. Yup. That's how exciting my life is.

Some of my best achievements: Okay, it's half term at the moment, and I kid you not, I haven't been outside ONCE. In a whole week. No joke. Don't know why this is under 'best achievements.' Just go with it.

I've realised something... Other joint accounts have a name (obviously...) and each writer has one part. For example, say a joint account was called 'MilkAndCookies'. Someone would be 'Milk', the other 'Cookies'. Now think about our name.

One of us would have to be Gustav.

The other would have to be Sex Bomb.

... Cool!!!

There is a meaning behind this name. We're not totally crazy. No, really. We aren't. We're totally normal. Seriously guys, keep up.

We were talking about Gustav sometime (probably during lessons. 'Cause we're badass like that.) and one of us brought up the fact that he was probably THE most sexy character in Beyblade. So hey presto! We now have the most messed up name ever!

MrsRayKon: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5088931/MrsRayKon

AddUsernameHere: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5469397/AddUsernameHere

(Just checked, the URL's only work if you copy and paste them. Don't do it. Seriously. You'll get nightmares.)

WARNINGS: A lot of our stories will contain Yaoi, Pain, and psychotic Bryan. Don't like, Don't read. Simple!

Notice: We haven't actually published any stories yet... But we're working on one. Nearly finished the first chapter. And we warn you: it's messed up. Two words:

Bryan.

Drunk.

You have been warned.