Farvardin
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Joined 03-21-04, id: 558534, Profile Updated: 06-04-08

Hello! Bonjour! Salut! Howdy! This is my tiny spot on the big wide world of the web. I don't really feel any burning need to write up a summary of my life., which I truly doubt would be read anyway. lol

Quotes:

"It takes but one scream to start mass hysteria"- not sure, I just started saying it a few years ago

"He's like the Pilsbury Doughboy gone wrong, when you poke him he doesn't laugh"- Kid in my class talking about another kid who kicked him

"You smore!"- my good coughnotcough Christy

"No one's truly happy, we all just mask our INSANITY with a freakish grin and hope no one finds our criminal record. Otherwise we'll be seeing white for a LONG time and our shirt'll begin to feel a little RESTRAINING.So please tell St.John not to blow up my microwave again!"- ummm... one of my friends profile thingies

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"- another of my friends quotes

"Stop refusing to conform to my rebellion"-unknown

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LOTR: The Insane Parody World by Smashing Pumpkins Head reviews
Chapter 3 up, please review. This story that contains chaotic characters, random events, and uhm insanity that just happens to follow the plot of LOTR. You've been warned. I'd say the main character is Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Fireflies by BButtercup reviews
Completed Hunters passing too close to the Golden Wood attract unwanted attention while ensnaring something completely unintended. Rumil, Haldir, Orophin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
Not Fire, Not Ice by HardlyFatal reviews
LotR-verse. PG-13. Sequel to The Fall of Night. Naure is orc-napped whilst on her way to Lothlorien to regain her memories. Haldir sets out to rescue her, but will he get more than he bargains for? DROPPED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,261 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Haldir, Elrond
The Ancient Ties That Bind by Dusk-Singer reviews
A girl with a traumatic past flees to Lorien where she encounters, for the first time in her life, love and friendship. As the Elves help her heal, she in turn learns of the bonds that transcend race and background. No slash or romance, just sweet Elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,160 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Haldir
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