I DID NOT MAKE THAT ICON, IT'S JUST A LUCKY FIND! Enjoy Adjovi.

Woot! I'm on fictionpress! I've the same name and I've got unicorn guidelines there, for people who are lost about them.

My name is LaMissile because anyone who knows anything about my non-ff.net self will recoginze me. No, it's not my last name, I'm not an idiot. No offense to any idiots.

Ice Skate- it's good for you. I would like to point out that not all male figure skaters are gay. It's a common mistake which is easily proved wrong by googling our current Olympic champ Evgeni Pleshenko, who was marrried to a woman and is a proud father. Congrats, Evgeni, and please stop beating Stephane Lambiel into the ice. He's also not gay, FYI.

You probably didn't appreciate my rant. I don't have that much to rant about, I'm not a good writer and I'm only here to satisfy my occasionally creative spurts. If it wasn't for one one of my bestest friendz, CliqueForever (READ HER STUFF, PEOPLE), I wouldn't even know about here.

This is a thingy CF said she was going to write, but didn't. Since we are featured in it, I shall become LM and she will be CF.

~I'm on my way to soccer practice and have my hands full, so I do a flying kick and whack the door open. A kid named "J" is behind me and is showing off to his jock friends that he can do anything supergeek LM can do. I'm outside by then and don't see this, but I do hear a loud thud.

"LM, did you see that! OMG, he just kicked the wrong door! Hahhhaaahhaaa!", CF has a very loud laugh once described as a car starting (nothing to be ashamed of, mine is alternatively like a hyena or machine-gunned seal).

Sure enough, there was jock extroadinaire J lying flat on his back and groaning because he didn't have the brains to figure out that LM kicked the door on the left because the one on right has been locked since the building was built. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to gloat because J's vicous posse was there, so I just had to wait until I got to the girl's locker room to pass out from laughter.~

Pairings I like:

BtVS- Spuffy, Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara, Xander/Anya.

Angel- Fred/Wes (though I'm not nearly as fanatical as other people about it, Lilah's cool too), Angel/Cordelia... actually I'll read just about any pairing available. No probs with slash (SPANGEL).

Cats- I had to go off and pick the most unwritten pairing ever... RTT/Munkustrap! And there's nothing to do about it! Mistofolees/Victoria also.

MASH- Originally Hawkeye/Margaret, but drifting to the slashy dark side of BJ/Hawkeye.

Redwall- Martin/Rose all the way! Various vivacious villainy pairings.

His Dark Materials- Baruch and Balthamos. Perfection. Oh, and if it's very good, Lyra/Pan. I DEFY THE NORM!

Firebringer Trilogy- Lell/Illishar, and Calydor's just awesome.

Tammy Pierce- Daine/Numair (is there a choice?), Kel/Dom

Lost-Kate/Sawyer, Juliette/Jack

Pirates of the Carribean-SPARRABETH (eunich-y, snip-snip)

Twilight-Bella/Edward

Maximum Ride-FAX...mmmhhhmm

Chronicles of Narnia-Poor Aslan needs pairings...is he forbidden territory or something? Gen. Orieus, too. But,ok, I support the Susan/Peter ship. Incest, true, but I just don't care for OCs. And Edmund/Peter's stretching my limits.

A Seperate Peace- Gene/Finny

Bartimaeus Trilogy- Kitty/Nathaniel, don't slash Bartimaeus, I'm begging you.

GCS- Bubble Bath Duo...hehe.

Is LaMissile crazy? Nooooo...