DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

A collection of little stories about post-CWS Steve and Bucky. (Edit - They became not so little after a while...)

A re-telling of "Jesus and Hitler: A Romance," only involving actual plot and characterization, along with less disturbing graphics. Adolf Hitler had been waging his war alone, sheer determination the only thing carrying him along. That is, until Jesus, son of God, appears before him, offering his aid. It turns out, Hitler is not the only one who has tired of the British way.

Titanic Destiel AU. -Castiel composed himself, taking a breath. "You know… I've been here for a very long time… experienced... many things. And of course, I remember the most remarkable event. The grand story. And we ripped up the ending… the rules... and destiny… leaving nothing but freedom, and choice." He looked at them. "Let me tell you my story, of the great ship of dreams."

After surviving a fire when she was a child, Belle French' face is scarred. She works for the seclusive Mr. Gold and tends to his rose garden, never realizing that the shy man has fallen in love with her. Unable to believe she will ever return his feelings, he proposes a deal instead: he'll pay for her reconstructive surgery if she agrees to marry him. AU/No curse

What happens when Jack chases down Ralph in the middle of the night? What happens when he doesn't actually want to kill Ralph? Read and find out! JackxRalph! Rated M for some graphic stuff! It's marked as complete, unless you guys want another chapter!

When Jensen and Jared find themselves in a parallel universe where Supernatural is real, several problems arise. 1. How are they going to get home? 2. Acting like brothers when Jensen has a touching problem is impossible. 3. Real Cas is hot, and Jensen needs to seriously keep his hands to himself. 4. Wait, we have to kill things? J2/Misha Jensen/Cas. Rating increased to M.

Dean and Cas are getting married. And our favorite archangel is the one that's going to be marrying them. Also, Sam REALLY loves weddings. Rated Mature, but if you stop after the first chapter (which you can easily do), it's just rated teen! Destiel (obviously) with bits of Sabriel.

Hatter has been desiring our Prince Charming for quite some time now! What does our Prince think in return? Hatter/Charming Dom/sub

Dean Winchester was just looking for a good time. Instead he got three annoying adventurers, one treasure-seeking trickster, his long-lost brother, the Ten Plagues of Egypt, a three-thousand-year-old mummy, and a hot librarian who's too curious for his own good.

We stand here today, September 14th, 1861, to execute heavenly justice upon Castiel—on Castiel for the crimes of murder, fraud, impersonation of a priest, theft, desertion, and public indecency. Dean/Cas western au, PWP.

Dean is a spy sent to Syria to thwart Crowley's plan for jump starting WWIII. His mission is stop to assassin Castiel from detonating a bomb at a convention being held for the Syrian elite. What was supposed to be a meaningless, one time tryst turns into a story more complicated than Dean bargained for.

Titanic AU - Castiel is resigned to living a life devoid of happiness or love until he meets a young drifter named Dean Winchester. Unfortunately, fate has brought them together on the Titanic's maiden voyage.

AU, set in 1853 — When Castiel loses his wife, supplies, livestock, and covered wagon to a botched river crossing, Dean offers him a deal. In exchange for his help on his ranch, Dean will provide Castiel with much needed room and board. But how will this decision affect Castiel as he moves through his grief, and discovers feelings he never would have expected?

Sorta Snow White Prince Dean Winchester is holding out for a ring on his finger before he gives up his virtue. Prince Charming Sam Campbell is a booty hound that's bedded every pretty boy in his kingdom. An evil queen, a poison apple, 7 dwarves, a huntsman, a curse, a kiss & lots of sex between Sam & Dean. Gabriel as the sarcastic Magic Mirror. 2nd in my Fractured Fairytale Series

Sam has an issue that he needs Dean's help with, and ends up returning the favour. Warning: Weecest / underage

ONESHOT, smut, Lucifer/OC, based on the prompt "Imagine you and Lucifer in Casa Erotica" from Dirty Supernatural Imagines

Chef Castiel Novak is on top of the world, with a top rated cooking show and restaurant. He's rich, famous, and gorgeous, but there's still something missing. Then his producer decides to throw a contest, and the lucky winner will have Castiel come to their home to cook a meal for them and their loved one. The only thing is, Castiel never expected to fall for the winner. Destiel AU

(Mental hospital AU) Cas hasn't spoken in nearly 20 years, and he's on the verge of getting thrown out of yet another mental hospital. He is disrespectful, uncooperative, and antisocial, making it very hard for anyone to befriend him. But when Dean is admitted to the hospital, Castiel's whole world turns on it's head. SELF HARM TRIGGER WARNING FOR CHAPTER 23 & ALTERNATE ENDING!

A quest for the Fountain of Youth goes awry and leaves Sam a little shortchanged, so Dean is forced into coping with the results. Turns out he's no better at being a dad than his own. Turns out Cas might save the day as he takes on a "mom role". My first SPN fic so be nice. Destiel. Mid Season 5.

When a rather...feminine...problem arises with Clara, she has some explaining due to the Doctor. Awkwardness ensues. *Tumblr prompt*

AU. Western. Castiel is a union surgeon fresh from the civil war, Dean is a confederate soldier working as a prostitute in a dangerous town. Rated for sexual content.

Dean, Sam, Benny, and Victor make up the a cappella group The Vessels. The group's popularity is quickly fading and, refusing to be finished quite yet, hold auditions for a fifth member. Castiel Novak, a strange baritone, is one of the auditionees to which Dean initially says no. But his initial reaction might be caused by more than just being weirded out by the odd man. Castiel's

Castiel daydreams, leading to Dean to wonder how angels can daydream, but not know about pillow fights. Semiplot/Semifluff Oneshot Destiel Smutty Goodness

Sam knew his Greek mythology. He knew this Greek myth, and when Zeus held out the Golden Apple, Sam actually laughed. [Samifer, Destiel]

Starts off with Castiel in his boxers in the laundromat and ends just about where you would expect.

Sansa and Sandor's unresolved sexual tension finally erupts in a night of passion. Takes place after a couple of years.

The names they give each other.

Sam and Dean just ended a hunt. Dean goes back to the apartment to relax. Castiel decides to keep Dean company...

Season five's gag reel heats up behind the cameras... Cockles with implied Destiel. RPS, PWP, EXPLICIT.

Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...

Crack fairytale AU inspired by "Cinderella". Jon Cinders's stepmother won't let him go to the ball. Tyrion makes his wish come true and Jon attends the ball where he falls in love with Princess Dany. However, on his return home, Catelyn whips him so badly that he might not survive to marry Dany and live happily ever after.

Theon's denied marriage to either of the Stark girls. Suddenly the man that loves no one and feels nothing, finds himself trapped in an impossible circumstance. Sansa/ Theon

A dark discovery leads to startling epiphanies for both Daenerys and Ser Jorah.

an AU, taking place a few years after A Dance with Dragons.

"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"

Castiel didn't die in the reservoir, but the end result was the same. Dean takes one last chance - too late - to show Castiel how they always should have been. Necrophilia

AU Dean only has a few more months left in prison when he gets a new cellmate. Castiel claims to be innocent and Dean believes and helps him. A few months later it's Cas' turn to help Dean. Destiel, rated M to be safe

The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...

Destiel, Dirty Dancing AU. Castiel's family vacations in the Catskills, Castiel somehow winds up behind the scenes of the resort, involved witht he employee's, one of whom is trying very hard to keep something hidden. You'll only need one guess.

A fiction based loosely off my favorite movie. It will be different in ways however. It is mainly about Dean and Cas. All tho everyone is in it. Mature for later chapters.

Childhood - Highschool AU. Dean and Castiel's discoveries in sexuality begin at the tender age of nine. Warnings for underage and sensitive subjects. No child abuse etc though.

COMPLETED! A Little Britain Doctor Who crossover. ...because someone told me it couldn't be done.