Drunken Brawlerhide bio
Hi, I've come across FFNet in my travels across the web many times and really admire the diversity of it. I'm a writer by hobby and enjoy weaving my imagination into wooly scarves and handing them out at Christmas time. That's why I'm updating my first story so close to the festive season! :D I've never had the courage before but think, what the heck, at least I've got an appropriate name for my nightly activities. I hope you will find my work enjoyable because I really love writing it and hope to continue, but I would like to know if you don't since my main cause is to improve my literary skills. I'm an LOTR fan and also a HP maniac. I live to tell tales - tall or short - and I am a feind for chocolate and booze. So don't be surprised if at the end of a chapter I suddenly slurr something incredibly coherrant that only the higher beings who drink too much JD will understand. (I really am not that bad ... most of the tiem :P) I love feedback so feed me. Have a box of Chocolates |
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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
To Be Forever Faithful by Ponytail Goddess reviews
When Belegwen, the only female warden in Lorien, becomes Second in Command, Haldir finds himself falling unexpectedly in love with her. However, war, rules, and fear separate them from acknowledging their true feelings. Can they overcome it all?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,264 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Haldir, Galadriel
Of Earth and Water by Kaye Thorn reviews
From the eve of doom to the glimmer of a new beginning, time immemorial claims an unwitting farm girl...and the discovery of life and hearts begins...if she can survive it. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,877 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Boromir, Eomer, Theodred - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
Love Beyond All Fear by Nefertili reviews
A glimpse on Haldir's past, and what he has been hiding from the world in his face of indifference. Finally, it is finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
The Lost One by Lailonniel22 reviews
A reluctant elf must journey into her past to find her future. Will Haldir be able to help her, or will the pain from her past consume her? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Haldir, Glorfindel - Complete
Married to the March Warden by GreenWood Elf reviews
The tale of the wife of Haldir and her love for him. How she deals with their life and rumors of his infidelity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,684 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Haldir - Complete
The Announcement, or, Telling Ada by Tenshi Androgynous reviews
The Ring War is over and Middle-Earth is at peace...almost. Legolas has been hiding something from his father and it's time to confess. If you liked 'Beauties,' you'll probably like this. Another AU turned on its head. NOT random silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Legolas
No Frontiers by GreenWood Elf reviews
Two lonely, lost souls, each searching for love and acceptance. Will they find it in each other?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Haldir
Traps by MyGirlCrais reviews
With a week to kill before his wedding, Rumil bets Orophin they can make Haldir and his sworn enemy admit they are in love with each other. But the course of true love never does run smooth... HaldirOFC On Indefinite Hiatus
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Haldir
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Fireflies by BButtercup reviews
Completed Hunters passing too close to the Golden Wood attract unwanted attention while ensnaring something completely unintended. Rumil, Haldir, Orophin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
Spontaneous Romanticism by Liomi reviews
Lords and Ladies! Predators and Prey! How do the elves of fair Lórien play? (Work In Progress)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,392 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Haldir
Regeneration and Immortality by bryn bnw reviews
Regenerative properties in the Common Lorien Wood-Elf (Telerius galadhrima) and mortality inducement in the Royal Half-Elf (Noldorius royalhalfsies).' Answering what you never thought to ask:
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Haldir
Time and Trial by Mukaebi reviews
Rating just to be safe. Anyway, the future Middle Earth has fallen into ruin and war and the people have put their faith in the long dead Fellowship, who are worshipped as gods. But what if a young woman falls into the past?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
Amarie & Haldir: Paths of Destiny by Juliediane reviews
Amarië, a halfelf, seeks to enter Lothlórien on a twofold quest and meets Haldir, March Warden. Sparks fly, and the two soon find that their destinies are intertwined. Updated with corrections, 121906v AU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,344 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Fallen by Aislin2 reviews
this is my first fanfic.Another 'girl falls into middle-earth' story. Kira is from the mid 1800's and fall into middle earth along with her brother and her best friend.*Ch 20 Nathan reacts badly to Kira's decision.Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,121 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tourniquet by Veruka reviews
An extremely disturbed student transfers to Hogwarts in the middle of Draco's fifth year, and develops an unhealthy obsession with a professor. Now AU, and on hiatus indefinitely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,469 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Whole again Severus by Leila B reviews
When Laurel is sent to Hogwarts as an adult student, she is furious. Enter Dumbledore with a cunning plan, a witch with visions, a Werewolf in love and while all Laurel ever wanted was a nice guy, now she got Severus Snape ... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,935 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/4/2002 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Severus S., OC - Complete
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete