-Ms. Ikumi: Hello everyone! After millions of years of my bio staying the same, I've decided to change my bio!

-Aura: Yay.

-Ms. Ikumi: Well...here ya go.

NAME: Jessica Veazey ("Ms. Ikumi")

AGE: 15 (yay!)

BIRTHDAY: October 20, 1989

HEIGHT: Uh...I still don't know. That's really sad. Boo hoo.

WEIGHT: Secret! (like I would tell you!)

EYE COLOR: They change from gray to green every once in a while.

HAIR COLOR/LENGTH: I have dirty-strawberry blondish hair. It's barly touches my shoulders, I have bangs that covor my eyes.

=FAVORITE THINGS=

COLOR: PINK!

NUMBER: 123,534,753,765,894,544,684,674,433,843,432,546,754,859,564,032.00000059

FOOD: Oriental and Italian

ANIMAL: Ducks, Ferrets, Snakes, and Cats.

DAY: Saturday! (duh)

FAVORITE COUPLES/PAIRINGS: (rated 1-5)

TOKYO MEW MEW:

Mint Kish () Ichigo Kish () Ryou Keichiro: () Ichigo Ryou:() Lettuce Ryou: () Pudding Tart: () Mint Zakuro: () Zakuro Ryou: ()

CYBORG 009:

002 004 () 002 009 () 006 007 () 009 003 ()

INUYASHA:

Fluffy Naraku () Fluffy Rin () Rin Kohaku () Rin Shippo () Miroku Kouga () Fluffy Jakken (WTF?) Kouga Ayame () Inu Kouga () Shippo Kirara () O.C.s: Neko Fluffy () Sune Kikyo () Mika Kouga () Neko Miroku ()Mika Fluffy ()Sune Shippo()Nuriko Fluffy()Nuriko Miroku()Nuriko Naraku()Nuriko Pocket(1/2)

FISHUGI YUGI:

Hotohori Miaka()Chichiri ME!()

=QUOTES AND CRAP=

(These are updated too!)

1. I am god's guitar. No, really.

2. Why must you insist on stacking things on the bear!

3.Questions? Remember, there are no dumb questions. Yes? In the back? The retard with the dumb question?

4.Anyway, I got this little naked dude following and it's a bummer.

5.The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

6.Punishment can have it's own rewards...

7. You must be a figment of my warped little imagination!

8.You don't want to make me mad!...I get angry when I'm mad!

9.Let's cut his entire body off!

10. You know what cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune.

11.Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday...lying in the hospital, dying of nothing...

12.Smoking kills. If your killed, you lose a very important part of your life.

13. I'd rather die standing than live on my knees.

14.Because the chicken was gay! He was going to the "other side"...!

15.When you change the channel, they start talking about you behind your back.

16.Shcool prepares you for the real world, which also sucks.

17.If you're dumb enough to remember all these random quotes, you know you have no life. (Fk you, Jeremy!)

18.I get the green-haired man!

19. I'm menstraiting, leave me alone.

20.Oh shit, I left the ramen at Madona's house again!

21.If looks could kill...then I wouldn't need the knife.

22. I love hobbits! There like tall people, only shorter!

23.I hate eggrolls...there liike eggs, only rolled up.

24. Give us a snog, you sexy thing_~

25.C...can I have a cookie?

=NEW=

26.Math problems? Call 1-800-(10x)(ln(13e))-sin(xy)/2.362x

27.Anything free is worth what you pay for it

28.Ground Beef: A Cow with No Legs

29.A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

30.A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

31.Editing is a rewording activity.

32.I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

33.What if there were no hypothetical questions?

34.No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

35.Bad spellers of the world, untie!

36.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

37.Does fuzzy logic tickle?

38.I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

39.Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

40.Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

41.Tell someone that there are 400 billion stars and she'll believe you. Tell him/her a bench has wet paint and she has to touch it.

42.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

43.Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

44.Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

45.Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

MORE SOON!

-Ms. Ikumi: Well...there ya go! OH, and for your enjoyment, I close with a skit:

-Jessica: Inuyasha...will...will you be the father of my baby boy?

-Inuyasha: WTF?...uhm, no.

-Jessica: Oh, poo.

-Miroku: I will!

-Jessica: Naw, I don't feel like it anymore.

-Miroku: XoX;

-Ms. Ikumi: Hee-hee...just kidding, I love you Miroku-sama! (And Shessy, and Naraku...puurrr...sooooo hot...)

-Aura: O_o' Um...

-Ms. Ikumi: Dee end!

-Aura: That's "The end"

-Ms. Ikumi: Whatever. T_T'