He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

PR Director Emma Swan moves to Pittsburgh intent on restarting her life. But playboy shortstop Killian Jones is making her job a hell of a lot harder with his antics. CS AU.

Emma decides the best way to get Mary Margaret off her back about Walsh is to say she already has a boyfriend. Except she doesn't. That's where Killian comes in. Fake!Engagement fic.

Maybe if they could think of the perfect word to describe their friendship, everything else would fall into place. (Captain Swan au)

Guitar player Killian Jones has been in love with media agent Emma Swan for far too long. When he comes back to his bus post-concert, she is sitting on the couch, her own bunk being used as temporary storage.

Henry plays matchmaker for his mom and his high school football coach Killian Jones. Collection of drabbles, not a full-fledged story.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Zelena casts her spell, leaving Emma stranded in what appears to be the past, but she isn't sure if it's some elaborate curse, or if it's real, actual Back-to-the-Future-I-have-to-get-my-parents-together back in time — and either way, she needs help.

Emma Swan hires escort Killian Jones to accompany her to a wedding where her ex will be. Captain Swan Wedding Date AU. One Shot.

Captain Swan AU. Killian and Emma knew each other in middle school before she was taken away to a new foster home. They meet each other again years later as neighbors in an apartment complex. Contains smut.

An association drabble a day - countdown to the start of 3b. A collection of one word prompts including strip-poker, hair, tattoos, touch, and more.

A series of unrelated Captain Swan one-shots inspired by prompts submitted on Tumblr. May or may not include an experience with Hook and the Home Shopping Network.

Emma is a princess in the Enchanted Forest. Killian works in the kitchens. They are best friends and Emma is desperately trying to convince herself that's all she feels towards him. Lieutenant Duckling (Young!Emma/Killian) AU. (Trigger warnings for assault/attempted rape)

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

A series of missing scenes from the story We Learned the Sea

‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP

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