Haha, I am victorious! Mwahahahahaha chokes on evil laugh I have found the bio section.

Okay, okay, now. Down to the important business of informing our fans what a complete nutcase I am. By the way, I am amazing author # 1, ‘cause I’m the best! (And anyone who points at the screen and laughs will feel my wrath, and yes Claire, THAT MEANS YOU!) But you can just call me Sara.

Name: Sara
Age:16 (old enough to do you know what to you know who!)
Country: good old England, the place of eternal rain.
Appearance: jet black hair, brown eyes, 5’6”, skinny-ish, and basically normal human appearance, apart from the pointy ears.
Sue species: warrior sue (same as aa#2)
Personality traits: I don’t know I’ve gotta go and ask my friends about this one………okay, I’m: bitchy, bossy, moody, evil…wait a minute…HEY! (as of now I have no friends) I’m really funny (some of the time), happy (mostly), kind (when I want to be) and have been known to be caring…
Likes: like all self-respecting girls I am obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen, I like junk-food (chocolate, ice cream, the usual) I love reading, creative writing and watching films.
Fave films: hmmm…now…let me see…lord of the rings trilogy, matrix, Harry Potter, pirates of the Caribbean, labyrinth, American pie trilogy, sleepy hollow, from hell, underworld, hidalgo, Chicago, Moulin rouge, Grease, and a few of the classic Disney films such as little mermaid, sad I know but I love that film.
Fave Books: I have a wide range of favourite books such as Harry Potter, lord of the rings, can you keep a secret, Buffy; book of fours and the others.
Any quirky things I think you should know: not sure…oh yeah, I like to have a classic and favourite line from every film I watch, e.g.
From pirates of the Caribbean it is “but why is the rum gone!”
From the lord of the rings trilogy it is “they have taken the hobbits to Isengard!” (I guess you’d have to be either me or Claire to get that one)
Million-dollar question: “so Sara, the million dollar question tonight is (drum roll): have you read the lord of the rings trilogy?”
“Uh…well…no.”
“What!”
“I’ve read the fellowship of the ring, but I am doing GCSE’s at the minute and therefore have no time to, but I am going to read the two towers soon, honest!”
“So how are you going to make sure your fanfics are interesting and accurate?”
“Well, I have my own personal fountain of knowledge! Claire! She has read nearly every scrap of information that Tolkien ever wrote about lord of the rings, so I just ask her cheating I know, and I will get round to reading the books.

Right, so you all probably hate me right now. Oh well, there’s just no pleasing some people!

Okay, Amazing Author #2.

Name: Claire

Age: 19 (20 in 5 weeks woot!)

Country: Wales (University of Wales, Lampeter! Woot!)

Appearance: 5'1" (yes I am a short arse); long, think, dark brown hair; hazel eyes, average build (as in nice boobs, nice waist, not quite flat stomach). (Waa, I wanna be thin!)

Fave Films: Hmmm... lets see... King Kong (2005), CoN:tLtWatW (points if you figure that out in under 30 secs heh), HP:GoF, LotR, Serenity, Labyrinth, Sister Act, Dragon Heart, 28 Days Later, The Amityville Horror (2005) etc etc

Fave Books: The Old Kingdom Trilogy, The His Dark Materials Trilogy, Alice in Wonderland + Through the Looking Glass, The Chronicles of Narnia, LotR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Eragon, Memoirs of a Geisha, HP series, Shakespeare, The Portrait of Dorian Grey etc etc

Fave TV/Anime: Lost, Family Guy, Firefly, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition etc etc

Umm... Sorry this isn't really that interesting, I couldn't really think of what to put... =P