philoSOPHIA
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Joined 03-18-04, id: 556809
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Books, Shakespeare, and Harry Potter.
Hello.

What is there to say? From time to time a person has the urge to write down one's own personal thoughts, emotions, and dreams. But not here.

My sincerest apologies to anyone who reads my fanfics and doesn't like them. I try.

Also, I was asked in a review how I got the name philoSOPHIA. Sophia is the name of my fox terrier puppy. Philos means love.So it means 'to love Sophia' Sophia means knowledge. Thus, philosophia means to 'love knowledge'. I love my dog and I love knowledge because it enables me to laugh in peoples' faces and say 'I told you so!'. -Kidding, kidding.

Also, I know I have a fanfiction based a more obscure story, namely Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. For those of you that haven't heard of it, its basically the tale of a knight on a quest to chop of the head of this evil Green Knight. Well, lavender knight in my case.

Also, Sir Dwain and the Lavender Knight is a co-written fanfic written with my friend Sasha. You know, co-writing fanfics is so convenient. If you run out of ideas you just ask your buddy to write the next part.

Also, my deranged fanfiction The Snowglobe is quite long despite the fact that it only has 2 chapters so far. I should've separated it a bit.

Also, I apologise for the fact that three of the characters in that are self insertions. I couldn't help myself.

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Pineapple Madness reviews
Professor Slughorn overdoses on crystallized pineapple and will stop anyone who stands in his way from getting more. Occurs during HBP, so if you haven't finished it yet read faster! ::cracks whip::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
Harry Potter and the Bedchamber of Secrets reviews
With each review you receive a bound and gagged Harry Potter character of your choice. Slash couples sold separately. Batteries not included if the review is a flame. Shipping and Handling is free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Saltshaker reviews
Illiteracy can lead to the death of star-crossed lovers.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004
Sir Dwain and the Lavender Knight reviews
A Parody of the Arthurian epic, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and SO much cooler than the original. I mean green, what a dull color. Overall a nice read.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Snow Globe reviews
There are 3 reasons why Captain Jack Sparrow is pissed off. (1) He is surrounded by fans (2) He is trapped inside a tacky, ornamental snow globe, and (3) The rum is gone.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004