I'm going to Rant for a minute,My Name is Madeline, This used to be a shared account but it isn't anymore :( Anyways, If you have any questions about my stories or anything else, Feel free to PM me. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

97% of Girls would be crying if Justin Bieber would jump off a skyscraper

Paste to your profile if your in the 3% Who be lying in a deck chair with popcorn yelling "Do a Flip!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my Santa Claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry animal... So i suggest you don't.

" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like tacos??

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back.

i didn't fall, i was testing gravity... it still works.

i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

"Thank you Captain Obvious." "Your welcome Sargent Sarcasm"

Yeah. i've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

I used to be normal till i met some losers i call my best friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a Wizard.

If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you.

i didn't hit you. i simply hi-fived your face.

Anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to be hit by a parked car.

I am totally awesome. Agree or die.

I am smiling. That alone should scare you.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

if you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough.

When nothing goes right...go left.

Everyday I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

I've tripped up the stairs before... but when i hit the wall, i knew i had a true talent.

i run with scissors. it makes me feel dangerous.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

22=6. Oh yeah. I rock at maths.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

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