Eh, I'm AJ. I love to write stories about books and movies. A couple of my favourite books are Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. That's usually what my fanfiction is based on. Don't be surprised if there's anything about odd sentences. Those are called INSIDE JOKES. Here are a few random quotes.

"I Love Magic..." - Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Do you like this side boob? How about this side boob? Oh, this side boob. Does this turn you on? Well it shouldn't! Because that's MY side boob!" - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Momma said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump.

"You know what I think Jenny. I think you should go back home to Greenbow, ALABAMA!" Forrest Gump.

"Roll, roll, roll in the hay!" Young Frankenstein

"My prescious..." Lord of the Rings. GOLLUM WOOT WOOT

"Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all
that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn, LOTR: Return of the King.

Mouth of Sauron: And who is this? Isildur's heir? It takes more to make a king than a broken Elvish blade!
Gimli: (Aragorn decapitatesthe mouth of sauron) Guess that concludes negotiations... - LOTR: Return of the King

Well, I might as well summarize Lord of the Rings all by itself. That's it folks. Cheers.