All Deacon Lex had wanted in life was a loving wife and maybe a pet. He would happily serve the gods in peace. Imagine his surprise when he is chosen as Prophet and sent on a mission to ancient Lordran. With a knight of Astora at his side, will he save the world - or will he settle for being a witch's plaything?

A collection of one shot short fictions for the Transcendence AU, ranging from serious to silly to excerpts from Trashy Romance Novels (aka fanfic of fanfic). Each chapter/one shot will have a summary at the beginning of the chapter along with appropriate warnings.

Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up.

Snatcher has been living and ruling in Subcon Forest for many years, stealing souls and commanding his minions. Life has been peaceful, for as much as a soul sucking demon can be at peace. That is until he finds a purple top hat... and a baby. Becoming a very reluctant foster father, he learns something of compassion and... ugh, disgusting, love?

'I'm sorry,' The last Night Fury thought, looking down at the boy beneath her. 'I don't even know your name, and I'm going to tear you away from your tribe and place the last hopes of an entire race on your wings.' - What if Hiccup was transformed into a Night Fury and then left to fend for himself? - Dragon!Hiccup and Female!Toothless - Sequel out now!

In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.

Ancient beings of lore thought long since passed are returning to Equestria, but for good or ill? T rating for language, violence, use of alcohol, and some mild suggestive situations.

What if there was another pony who joined the pony gang? An actual male who at first seemed worthless? Will his actions, even presence, affect the choices and outcomes of the pony gang? Will different relationships form? That's for him to find out...

Sans has watched as everything repeated over and over again. So has Frisk. Sans gave up a long time ago. Frisk, she still has plenty of determination. They couldn't end the loop on their own. But maybe, they could end it if they worked together? Female Frisk. Possible future Frisk/Sans.

The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it?

"You tried being a Hero… Why not let your darker side free?" Butters or rather Professor Chaos' words still echoed in Buttlords head. There was a certain degree of truth towards it. The time has come for Buttlord to explore the darker side of their game. Female Douchebag and T cause this is South Park. Warning there will be some shipping later on! (Most likely KennyXDouchebag)

A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.

South Park is in chaos. Cats are missing. And now a new game has begun, one that has already turned into reality. In order to save her friends and family from the clutches of evil, Dova must adopt a new identity and take on the mantle of the hero once again, and in doing so she will discover more about herself and South Park than she ever imagined. Rated M, don't like don't read.

There are many parts to a story, not just one or two. These are the tales that intertwine in and around I Hear Him Scream. After all, it's the little things found in the background that make up the big picture.

Hiccup was a strange Viking to his tribe, refusing to be a dragon slayer even though he was the most skilled fighter around his age, albeit a bit clumsy. When asked, the answer would always be 'It's not me'. What's his reason actually? One thing was for certain, Stoick was disappointed toward his son for that. (Warning : Character might be OOC. Don't like don't read)

Hiccup is the first Viking to shoot down a Night Fury. Unfortunately, his incredible accomplishment has terrible consequences: becoming the beast itself. Surviving as a Viking is hard enough...is it even possible as a creature hated and feared by humans and dragons alike? Dragon!Hiccup. THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL: Echoed Songs!

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

In the original comics, Peter Parker met the symbiont, Venom, after he had possessed others, after his mind had been corrupted by inappropriate hosts and his true purpose lost to insanity and insatiable hunger. If Peter had met the symbiont while it was still intact, its mind clear and its purpose undecided, would he have so easily rejected the partnership? AU Post Homecoming

Seven years after defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter has been raising his godson, Teddy Lupin with the help of Teddy's grandmother, Andromeda Tonks. What will happen when Fawkes the Phoenix pulls this happy, war-weary family back in time for a chance at a better future. Set before the breakout from Azkaban in OOTP. No paradox.*What We Lost* is the sister fic without time-travel.

The curtains close, as they always do. He's in his seat, cheering on the performance as usual. In his mind, he misses the screams of the audience and the warmth and brightness of the spotlight. Now, though, it's time for someone else to take center stage.

After defeating Quelaag in battle, but not killing her, a nameless warrior comes across her ailing sister. He vows to do everything in his power to cure her and makes an elixir which he hopes will remove the blight from her body, but the healing process is slow and uncertain. While they wait for her to heal he begins to form a friendship with Quelaag, despite her aggressive nature.

So Sirius is in Hyrule. What now? Nothing sane, of course. SEQUEL to Harry Potter and the Champion of Hyrule.

Their lives after Calamity weren't easy, but they were making it work. But disaster strikes when monsters pour through an old weakness between worlds, and the Master Sword is the only thing that can stop them. Only, when Link goes to combat this new threat, he winds up somewhere he should never have been. Harry could never have guessed what his fifth year would bring.

"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

They started out as voices in his head, Butters would call himself insane but he didn't want to get grounded. But it changed after that, they became his friends and the people he held closest to his heart. So why did everyone have to keep saying he was sick? Well it didn't matter, no one was going to take the two from him! All three would make sure of that.

Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.

Wielding a power never seen before Harry Potter must struggle through a world he does not understand and deal with opposition on all fronts. Will he and the few friends he has be able to make it through?

Butters was use to being alone on the holidays but never anything like this, he was ready for another dark Christmas before Kenny showed up under his window. A Christmas special for a Trio's fight! Thought it would be something fun to write and it was, practically wrote itself, this can be read without reading a Trio's fight but a few things will not make sense telling you know.

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

He's like a human roulette wheel. When he's not at home, he's breaking into the neighbours' to steal their underwear, being a cross-dressing vigilante, or saving South Park from absolute destruction. And sometimes he's at school. (CRACKFIC)

The New Kid and Mysterion are forced to defend South Park from a zombie outbreak caused by the CDC. [First installment of the New Kid Stories series. Rated M for extreme coarse language, horrific themes, and gore. Minor suggestions at shipping between Stan and Wendy, as well as Kenny and CisFemale! New Kid from the South Park video games Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole]

Maddie Fenton is many things: a ghost hunter, a scientist, a mother. With her expertise, she knows the infamous Danny Phantom. She knows her son, Danny Fenton, too. But when a new piece of evidence connects Phantom to her family, she realizes she might not know as much as she thinks she does.

Danny Phantom was the talk of the town, and especially the school, Casper High. But, no one's ever really talked to Phantom, have they? since they don't feel like charging into a ghost fight to ask about the hero's favorite color, two students look for a way to talk to him, and they find it, much to Danny's dismay. How is he gonna deal with this one? (Everlasting Trio. barelythere)

The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.

Drangleic is barren, and the Flame is dying. From across the world Undead flock to this ancient land. Some are mighty warriors, others powerful sorcerers or devout clerics. Except for one. A mere cook, he is armed only with a desire to become a master chef and a tome penned by an ancestor that details the culinary secrets of this land. Food, fun, and adventure await!

AU. Ten years ago, on a solemn hour, one trivial mistake breaks Lapis Lazuli free. Fueled with hatred, she seized the Crystal Gems' most prized possession; their legacy; their Steven, and fled into the night. History as you know it, has been rewritten since then. [Covers for this story by SsjGojux20.]

A weary undead stumbles upon a being that doesn't try to kill her on sight. An exiled crossbreed encounters an undead that smiles and laughs despite her fate. Priscilla and the Chosen Undead slowly form a friendship that will change both them and possibly the future of Lordran itself.

Who could decline a challenge from Arceus himself? Not Ash, that's for sure. So when Arceus approaches him alongside a Pokemon that he'd only seen once before to present him with the opportunity of a lifetime, he jumps headfirst into a series of islands inhabited only by Pokemon - powerful Pokemon - to create the greatest League that the world has ever seen: The Hoopa League.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Flung into the distant future, the victorious Chosen Undead searches for a way back in time in order to prevent this awful sequel from occurring in the first place. Follows "Take the Ring."

In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.

This story is the sequel of ' A devil in equestria' please read that before reading this one. It's passed a year since Noxfero and Jaco returned to their life in Hell. But what will happen when another Archedvil, hungry for power, find a way to Equestria? And what will happen when Noxfero trys to stop him? Rated T for some violence, language and themes.

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

One can never trust happy endings. Especially when you haven't tied up all the loose ends. Sequel to Upon Daybreak.

[Spoilers For Entire Game] "If we're really friends, you won't come back." After sparing the final boss and facing the consequences for their actions up 'til then, the fallen child takes those words to heart and resets. The next time will be better, but a question still lingers: what does it mean to be "friends"? If they keep going, maybe they'll learn the answer...

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Sans and Papyrus were just two normal teenagers trying to find their way in life. That was, until Sans decided to take them both to Mt. Ebott, where both fell into the world of monsters. With only each other to count on, the two traverse the realm in hopes of getting safely back to their world. If, that is, they can make it with their souls intact.. A non-canon prequel to Undertale

Blanche doesn't startle easily. In fact, Candela accuses them of lacking emotions altogether. But when a deadly storm descends on Professor Willow's lab, Spark surprises Blanche by facing down a tornado to save a stranger's pokémon. Whump and comfort/care, Blanche as genderfluid, no overt shipping (just the magic of friendship!).

A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

"All ghosts are evil." This one fact is the basis of Maddie Fenton's life's work. But when an invisible presence begins keeping her company in the lab, how can she reconcile her core belief with her friendly little Phantom?

Finding himself in the interiors of the Access Ark, Meta Knight realises he has been captured and will soon be subject to the bidding of the Haltmann Works Company. But a conversation with Susie makes him think about things he has long since tried to forget. Has he really changed since those times? Please play through Kirby: Planet Robobot first before reading.

Dash and Kwan are horrified to discover they've accidentally killed their classmate, but perhaps even more so when he shows up at school the next day. With his secret on the line, Danny soon discovers Dash and Kwan are the least of his worries.

It all started with the grim. Now it seems like every time he turns around, Ford finds yet another death omen hanging around his brother. Seriously, what exactly is going on with his brother that death constantly seems to follow his footsteps? A 5 1 fic of the death omens that adopted Stan based on the JOML AU by notllorstel and augmented by thesnadger and impishnature on Tumblr.

Mike checks the back room like Phone Guy asked. What he finds…is something that has to be seen to be believed.

Thirty years after the closure of the infamous Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the local amusement park Adventure Park is ready to celebrate Halloween with the premiere of a brand new attraction: Fazbear's Fright. After searching for artifacts for years, they finally found something big... Rated T for "Precision F Strikes" and some other coarse language. Basically PG-13.

AU: There was nothing more terrifying than a defective Gem, especially a defective Pearl. And no one was more scared of her than Blue Pearl, who was perfect. When Blue Diamond's army kidnapped Rose's Pearl for ransom, Blue Pearl is ordered to watch the defective Gem. The Pearl was dangerous, blunt, and everything Pearls weren't supposed to be. But maybe that wasn't a bad thing.

This story takes place during the Age of Fire and centers around two characters, the Furtive Pygmy and the first Blade of the Darkmoon. At the end of day, Gods pray for light, whilst man struggles to know who will rule in the night.

While nobody can truly remember the resets, bits and pieces of them still remain in the little details of their lives. Strange dreams. Feelings of deja-vu. Short stutters of time. But sometimes what the mind can't begin to comprehend, the body remembers with full clarity.

The Ten Symbols get permanent markers of their amazing summer adventure. Characters: Ford, Stan, Wendy, Mabel, Soos, Pacifica, Dipper, Robbie, McGucket and Gideon.

Sans wasn't expecting much this time around. Sure, the kid was being nice, but he knew what would happen. He'd memorized this whole shebang a long time ago. Except for Asgore showing up out of nowhere to have a chat. That part's new.

Rose's gem is smashed during the rebellion, her pieces never fully recovered. Five thousand years later, Yellow Diamond's disciple, a "Steven" reaches Earth after an accident with a malfunctioning warp pad. The gems discover him, his striking resemblance to their lost leader... And how the Home World's experiments take "unnatural" to a entirely new level of horrific. (Sequel up!)

Dipper had always felt like the black sheep in the Pine's family. He always felt like they would get along just fine without him - even Mabel, with enough time. Closing his eyes had never felt like such a reprieve from all of it.

Closely follows The Stick of Truth, with my own personal touches added in. Rated M because it's South Park. Zaron and Larnion are locked in war with one another, and only one New Kid can bring peace to the land. Can she resolve the conflict between humans and elves, while still keeping the friendships she's formed among the children of South Park? Sorry if it's bad.

For four nights, Jack Stevenson has been struggling to survive against a mechanical monstrosity that he has dubbed Springtrap. But there's more to this monster than meets the eye, a tale of tragedy and madness. Now Jack must free five little spirits and at last put an end to a long, sad story. Sequel to 'The Favorite'.

You weren't in a good way, when you found the baby. But you couldn't just leave the poor thing there, no matter what you wanted to do with /yourself/.

"i dunno, the whole 'good frisk, evil chara' thing... it just seems... awfully convenient, you know? like, if there's one thing i know about frisk... it's that they're a perfectionist. and if there's one thing I know about chara... it's that they're a perfectionist. how do i know this isn't just some weird game to make me care?" Sans. Real friends don't murder each other. Complete!

Frisk has finally gotten the best result-breaking the barrier, and freeing the monsters. But, they've made mistakes along the way. Mistakes that can't be undone so easily. Post-pacifist ending dealing with the consequences of a genocide run. Focus on the family/friend relationships of Frisk and other characters. Mentions of abusive parents.

"I'm not letting you go," he whispered to her as the twilight consumed them. Link grasped the Twili while the Mirror cracked; their bodies dissipating into the other realm together, seemingly forever separating the Hero from his homeland and binding him to the woman he clung to… Little did the two know his actions might lead to the slow and painful destruction of Link's very being.

Papyrus was never one to complain when he saw his brother happy, but this was just getting weird. So, Papyrus did the one thing any normal concerned sibling would do; stalk him. Results may vary.

Sans wakes up after yet another reset. However, something is different about this playthrough. Something is loose in the time stream and is wreaking havoc with the way things are meant to be. Older!Frisk helps Sans face his past as they travel between AUs in search of a way home. (Very Head-cannony!) AUs so far: UNDERFELL, UNDERSWAP, BROMALGAMATE.

At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.

In the depths of Hell, a group of survivors are pushed to their limit as they fight for their lives. Loosely based off The Binding of Isaac.

He's always been soft hearted. And when a small child arrived in snowdin, it made perfect sense to take her in and protect her. But Asgore's sentries aren't blind, and Gaster and Asgore must confront the harsh realities of the life Asgore has chosen. Pre-game drabble dealing with the arrival of the first soul (not chara) in the underground.

Sans woke up. The lab had been destroyed, Gaster was gone, and Asgore had a new job to offer to him.

There's a whole new meaning to the word "embarrassing", Sans thinks, when your brother and someone you barely know sees you break down. [very slight papyton, night terror sans]

Before the events of Undertale, W. D. Gaster and his two sons, Sans and Papyrus, live out their lives in the lab at Hotland. With their father consumed in his work, Sans has to juggle his responsibilities as his father's son and lab partner, as well as his responsibilities to his neglected little brother, all the while discovering the secret behind his father's true research.

They had chosen MERCY once and they had died for it. But they would keep choosing MERCY until they were free. (A little story about Frisk, the power of choice, and the hope of mercy)

Hurting loveable and kind Frisk is one way to have a bad time. AU takes place in a world where Frisk, Asriel and Chara lives together with Toriel and Asgore in the outside world after Frisk revived the other two through some sketchy miracle involving determination and love.

Papyrus is having a slightly more difficult time adjusting to the human world than he thought he would, but don't tell anybody! What happens when he and Frisk get stuck in an elevator with two humans, one nice and one nasty? For better or for worse, he is about to find out. Mild language, human-to-monster racism, mention of alcohol.

Portals. Robots. A slowly increasing feeling of unease as you stare death in the face for the sixth time that day, only to wave as it passes by yet again. Just another day in Aperture Science. (An attempt to tell Portal as a story, narrated by Chell)

Nobody understands why you keep Flowey. You aren't always sure why you keep Flowey. But you found a way to save everybody else. (Warning for spoilers for basically all endings of the game, second-person present writing style, light touching on the topics of depression, anxiety, PTSD and child endangerment, and headcanons.)

Warning: Suicidal tendencies mentioned. During their training regimen, Papyrus has noticed that Alphys was acting in a way that was much too reminiscent of his brother. He's worried, but...he doesn't want to shoulder the responsibility.

A raging Undyne is calmed by Gerson, who reminds her that death isn't the only thing that can take away one's soul.

What are you suppose to do when the guy who's known to be the most chill guy in the Underground breaks down right in front of you?

It was too hot in Hotland.

Burgerpants doesn't just give Chara a bad time. He gives them the worst time of their life.

"If you erase everything, you have to erase my memories too." But since when was Flowey in charge? Now he must go through the adventure as the only character who remembers the past. But more than that, he needs to keep this from happening ever again. Everyone has worked too hard to have everything reset at a whim.

Chara finds a box of chocolate cereal. Takes place near the end of the Genocide Route.

The Marionette sees that the Toy animatronics are depressed without anybody to entertain or perform for anymore. When he learns that the new night guard at the current restaurant, Mike Schmidt, is homeless, he decides to solve his problems and Mike's at the same time. T for swearing and unpleasant imagery.

Loosely connected one-shots about Sans and repeating timelines. Current oneshot: recurrence. Summaries inside.

Sans and Frisk have a midnight talk about the SAVE. Sans is unhappy. This kid is lucky he loves them so much. (A side-fic that takes place during chapter 13 of my story "Frisk" Pt. 5 of my Dreams of the Past and Present series) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

Sans has a nightmare, Papyrus wakes him up. Sans talks, and his brother listens. rated t mentioned Past time lines and genocide run events. Some Brotherly bonding. 2nd in the OK Series

It's Frisk's birthday and it's time for some fun! (We now know about Sans's past...but what about Frisk's? As Asriel asked: why did Frisk climb Mt. Ebott? Well, they have their own reasons.) (Queerplatonic Sans/Frisk. Trigger warnings of emotional abuse. Rated T just in case. Part 4 of my Undertale Series but can be read alone if you want.) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

Sans is gonna give whoever is bullying Frisk at school a bad time. Gender neutral Frisk, post pacifist run.

Muffet gets yet another visit from her dear old friend from the Underground

Sans sends Frisk off to get ice cream while he talks with Frisk's parents. Nobody is happy about this situation. (Takes place during Ch. 12 of my story "Frisk". Read that for context to the situation. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you. Pt. 6 of my Dreams of the Past and Present series) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

The first time it happened, Frisk thought they had just woken up from a very vivid dream.

No one was beyond redemption, not even the King of the Monsters himself. It would only take a slice of pie to make him realize this. One-shot.

But, maybe, with the little power that he had, he could Save something else. [True Pacifist Run Final Battle]

Sanae would have thought that he would be used to it by now, seeing people walk into the shop in various states of carnage. But he wasn't ready this time. (Pre-Game) (Backstory) (Mr. H has it rough)

Transcendence AU fic. A broke kid looking for a job may not have realized exactly what he signed up for.

A few years have passed since the monsters and Frisk have moved to the surface. An older Frisk is plagued by the haunting memories of past timelines. Sans comforts them, telling them its OK. Rated T for mentions of the Genocide route. Sans x Older!Frisk Non-gender specified Frisk. Read and review. 1st in the OK Series

Napstablook watches Mettaton's Big TV Talk-Show Interview

"This is the good ending isn't it?" "Everybody was saved. Monsters got to go free. Humans accepted them. My friends are happy. Mom's happy as well." "Yeah, but there's one friend you couldn't save." With DETERMINATION, we'll get the best ending. No matter how long it takes.

Frisk finds himself once again fighting against a familiar face. But why would he return a second time? ONESHOT

a one-shot set eighty or so years after the True Pacifist ending in which Frisk and Flowey have a chat while they wait for the sun to rise. CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS.

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

It has been ten years since the barrier fell, but some hurts take a long time to heal, and some truths are buried deep. Even as you help your adoptive mother uncover truth of her own heart (really, nobody dresses that nicely for a dinner with "just-a-friend"), your surrogate brother has started to realize an unsettling truth about yours, and comes in search of answers. And tea.

Once a year, Pit grew a single black feather. Palutena plucked it away. When the world is cruel, what happens to an angel whose wings are all black feathers? Was he made to be expendable? A tale of sickness, sacrifice and poor choices. Co-write with 23Blenders.

All was said and done. The world was saved. The monsters were free. But there was still one act of mercy left towards one who had suffered so much... (Please note - this story covers the true ending of Undertale, and contains some pretty huge spoilers if you have not already beaten it or do not know about it! Also, writing for gender neutral characters is really awkward...)

"Shooting Star, we both know you're asking the impossible." "So make the impossible happen!" He pauses. "I can save your brothers mind, no easy feat mind you, on one condition. You become my wife." Mabel reached out and slapped him as hard as she could. On second thought, maybe that wasn't a good idea based off how red he was turning. MaBill with sides of Dipifica.

As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Now, Sage must deal with manipulative wizards, marauding drow elves, and possibly the greatest threat he'll ever face: how to deal with having too many friends on Facebook. Rated M, because South Park. May contain yaoi pairings. Just saying.

Solaire of Astora is not the only being in Lordran who praises the sun...

Nothing remains except a gray world and the regrets of the few who remain, and if it weren't for Zacharie it might not be that way. One shot. Sequel to 'The Player Knows Best'.

Who would read this? DISCLAMIER: I OWN NOTHING! Oneshot

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Transcendence AU. A girl asks Alcor to turn her into a demon.

Transcendence AU. The tale of a girl and her not-so-imaginary friend.

The Batter always follows the commands of the Player, no matter how strange or seemingly foolish, no matter how painful, because the Player always knows best. One shot. Based on the Special Ending.

The storm was frightening, and she shivered, despair raining down around her. She never expected to find such a light in the darkness. (Speculation, When It Rains) [Edit: After aired, to remain a oneshot. Thanks for everyone who reviewed and wanted more though!]

(Past Story) "I'll never forget that day... We were set to meet up at the usual spot. I asked him to come. I was waiting in front of the CAT mural... but he never came. Only later did I hear about the accident. I was so mad. Then I felt awful... I shouldn't have asked him there. If not for me, he'd still be here... It's like I killed him. My one real friend..."

A young man, desperate for money, takes a low-paying job as a night time security guard at a family pizzeria. What he thinks will be an easy job turns out to be a struggle for survival when he realizes the robotic mascots seem to have a mind of their own, with a history of attacking the night watchmen. But he soon discovers there may very well be more to their motivations...

When Springtrap is finally saved from being trapped in the safe-room for all eternity, he's brought to an all-new attraction called "Fazbear's Fright" based on Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Needless to say, he's less than thrilled. Which happens to be the same way Fazbear's Fright's night guard, Trisha Valentine, feels about her new job after he shows up.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

Nobody loves me. With my birthday coming up, it's become even more apparent. I just want it all to end. [ONESHOT]

In an effort to clean out Amethyst's room, Steven stumbles upon an old planner of Pearl's. It has entries dating back to Pearl's days in Homeworld, and Steven is eager to start using it again. But he can't explain why his birthday has been marked all the way in 2081.

You never really thought much of Connie Maheswaran. She was just that one shy, nerdy girl. Then, she comes back in seventh grade and it's like she's a completely different person. And this person has a sword.

It was like any other night, with Mike trying to survive. But when something happens and the bots begin acting differently around him, his usual routine is forever changed.

Ten years since it burned and Mike and Jeremy are back at the worst job in the world. But this time, only two foes stand in their way. Mike's journey to free her friends' souls is almost over...but will the horror that is Fazbear's Fright claim her soul as well as her friends? Five friends went into Freddy's...but will any of them leave? Book 3 in the Soul tetralogy.

The five kids were good friends, they went to the pizza place and four of them disappeared. Years later, Mikayla (Mike) Schmidt returns to Freddy's as a security guard on the night shift. The incident that took her friends and big brother away from her still haunts the woman, but perhaps her memories aren't the only things that haunt the building... Book 2 in Soul Tetralogy

Fazbear's Fright is looking for a security guard to work the night shift, but who would want to work in a place based off of an old pizzeria? Well, the daughter of a well-known employee would! At first, she is only working there to honor her father, but as she digs deeper into the mystery of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, she stays for a different reason. To discover the truth.

Mikey has worked as a guard at the local dump for a while now, but he isn't prepared for the new trash to arrive. Haunted by nightmares and voices that won't leave him alone, Mikey is forced to deal with the very real threat that dreams to rip him limb from limb unless he can find a way to help them.

Mike Schmidt finished seven days, and lived. That kind of track record doesn't go unnoticed, even if he did get fired for modifying the animatronics. It looks like second chances have a sense of irony.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Pacifica never used to fight with her parents. So when she finally sticks up for herself and runs out of the mansion, she heads to the only place she can think of, hoping that maybe this time, a door won't be slammed in her face.

All I wanted was to go about my days and live my boring life in this mountain town I call home… but this is South Park, so obviously shit is going to go down. Craig's life takes a dramatic turn because of one secret and Kenny will do anything in his power to help him. The question is, does Craig even want help? Written with scarylolita

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

BB has always been a bit too curious for his own good. But what happens when he goes to the 'forbidden room'-aka the Parts and Service room? Couple of one shots about BB and Foxy. (DISCONTINUED)

It was simple, really: Douchebag liked Kyle. If that meant playing some stupid game, beating up hobos and 6th graders, and getting a stick just to get Kyle's attention, then you can bet that he was willing to do it. Crackshipping nonsense. Takes place during The Stick of Truth.

Story of why BB and Foxy work together. One-shot

Remembering what the animatronics represent to him, the new night guard can't help but to interact with them on his shift, but, how long will he stay at Freddy's Pizzeria? And, what happens when he begins to uncover the truth behind the mascots?

After finally achieving his dream, Ash finds himself disappointed and bored. So when he and Pikachu share a mysterious dream he jumps at the chance for another adventure, one that will force him to see the world in a new light. AshPikachu, Pikashipping, transformation!fic. COMPLETE

Always in the background. A loyal fan that grew up with the characters. Watched them change from simple mascots to what they are today. Seen their phases. But still his loyalty stayed despite it all. Not to the company but the characters themselves. And this is how his loyalty is repaid. One-shot

The story behind the murder case on how Marionette sees it, and how he solemnly regrets it.

A new animatronic has landed in the pizzeria! But he's unlike the others. He is Mocto the Nocturnal Animatronic, designed to watch the animatronics, and the night guard, so nothing bad can happen. But with the threat of Golden Freddy floating around, how will the animatronics make out? Note: This is my first fanfiction :D

Transcendence AU one-shot (transcendence-au on tumblr), sequel to The Hatted One. Morgan's mother discovers her deal with Alcor.

Transcendence AU one-shot (transcendence-au on tumblr). A teenage girl comes to Alcor with an unusual request.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

When Foxy and Mangle encounter each other for the first time they end up having a little chat and learn that maybe they have more in common than just being foxes. Mangle is female in this story. One Shot

My brother just got a new job at an arcade down the street. A place filled with fun and animatronics. He says the job is okay, and somethings happen. One night he asks me to go with him and I agree. But that was a big mistake.

One-shot set in the Transcendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). Cassie's mother meets her daughter's mysterious study buddy.

Sequel to Altered Destinies. A new threat is on the rise. This time a Primordial Goddess and her children are preparing for their own war against Olympus. Zeus has closed Olympus off from all contact with mortals. Two goddesses decide to put their own plan into action. My version of Heroes of Olympus. I do not own Percy Jackson and The Olympians or HoO. Complete!

One-shot set in the Transcendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). Acacia's teacher has a parent-teacher conference with Mabel and discusses some concerns she has about Acacia.

One-shot set in the Transcendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). A young girl, trapped in the middle of a summoning circle, picks up on signals that all is not as it seems.

Mike's been fired, and in the wake of the break in, any trust or friendship between him and the animatronics has been shattered. Freddy and the others struggle to come to terms with the realization all of the guards had been human. With a new guard settled in for the night, the animatronics have one goal: Get Mike back! Rated T for "sailor speak" and scary robots. Basically PG-13.

After Freddy Fazbear's reopened, Mike is approached by the new owner to be the night guard again. Strangely enough, he agrees, and everything is (almost) normal again. But when he is asked to retrieve a laptop from the backstage, he finds something else as well. No, this isn't a romance fic.

Foxy the Pirate has been out of commission since the Bite of '87, and he hasn't seen the light of day in years. Now, living in darkness, he hunts the new security-guard with a passion to kill. But then the guard does something very... strange. Something that a rule-breaking meanie would never do.

There's a crime spree going on, targeting places that have held more than their fair share of controversy. And Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is a prime target. Rated T for "bad words," violence, and sorta-not-really vague death and gore. Basically PG-13.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

The pirate fox frowned softly, reaching his hand up to gently brush a lock of hair out of her face. "Don't be daft, lass. I got put outta order because a' me own actions. An' I don't regret it. If I had it ta do over again, I'd still do what I had ta to protect ye." - This story of the Bite of 87 has been told many times, but I have never offered my version.

The first in my planned series of stories set two weeks after the 7th Night. The animatronics aren't out to get Mike anymore, but that still doesn't mean the end of his problems when he finds his keys to the front door missing... Rated T for big boy language.

"No one would care." She repeated out loud, looking down at the waters below. "Would you believe me if I said I would?" a voice sounded behind her, scaring her so badly she nearly fell off in fright. "No." she stated simply as she turned her head to meet the eyes of the speaker. It was a boy near her age, maybe a year younger. He was probably attending her school even.

Danny breathes in, breathes out. Not going mad, just keep talking. Not going mad. "So… what now?" Clockwork grimaces. "Well, now you choose. You either refuse the crown and let the Ghost Zone crumble, or you accept it and take up Pariah's throne." My take on the Ghost King concept.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

After losing in the Sinnoh league, Ash and his friends head back home but make a stop in Altomare to visit some old friends. However, it's a start of a new adventure as unexpected changes befall upon our young hero that could decide the fate of the world. - Image provided by Rubius! You can find a link to him on my profile page.

A novelization of "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story". When Fawful tricks Bowser into sucking Mario, Luigi and Peach into his hammerspace, it falls to an unproven young Star Sprite to keep everyone alive and unaware of how much danger they're really in as they struggle to prevent a powerful evil from engulfing the world in darkness.

"It did have the pleasant side-effect that the citizens of Hyrule became less frightened of the Princess' tame wolf. Not that he liked being referred to as anyone's tame anything. Although he didn't mind the treats"/AU/One-shots/Overly dramatic title/

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

As Discord is turned to stone, he recalls his life in his final moments. A tragic tale about how Discord falls victim in to chaos, and how the same chaos posessed the hearts of those he holds most dear.

(New chapter added and rating has changed.) "They've done experiments with baby monkeys, where they separated them from their mothers. One group only got fed, and the other group got fed, played with and interacted with. The monkeys who were only fed all died; I think people can die from that much loneliness too."

Takes place after "The Hobbit". Once Wendy's photo is released, "working out" becomes popular among the younger students. When Karen gets in the crossfire, Kenny will do anything to prevent her from falling victim to what he previously thought was the best thing to happen to South Park Elemntary. He also manages to start a new trend in the process.

One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.

Lordran can be a ridiculous place sometimes, let alone hard to live in. With the countless ways to die on top of the curse of the Dark Sign, many of the visitors often seek to live in some semblance of normalcy. For four spirits, it's just the question of when they'll go hollow. One shot. R&R

Feared by even the Gods, a small child was drawn to the safety of an immense painting. Clutching her doll for comfort, she fell through the canvas and her fabric friend was lost. The painting was to be left alone and soon, a following of men appeared, dedicated to its protection. They stood still for so long that they forgot why they began guarding it. Until now. (Merry Soulmas !)

A teenage dude is dragged to Equestria, AKA world of magical talking ponies. Paradise, right? Wrong. Is there really room for the corrupt in that magical land? Can our hero stay good, or will he sink to the depths of chaos? Or, perhaps he might just make it home. Warning! HIE fic. Leave me some feedback. Note: Starts out serious, and then turns funny. Also there is heavy OC usage.

"Why do you unarm yourself, hunter, when in the presence of ghosts?" Frostbite said, his tone less guarded and more curious. I look into Frostbite's eyes, "Because, Phantom saved us, and this is the least I can do." -Maddie's PoV epilogue included.

Team Rocket's once again captured some of the twerp's Pokemon and is currently speeding off in a truck to deliver them to the boss. Meowth's job is simple; make sure the Pokemon don't escape their cages. Little does he nor any of the other Pokemon know that they're going to be getting into a philosophical brawl of beliefs, and the only weapon allowed is your brain and your mouth.

One does not simply put on the fierce deity mask... Things are never that simple...

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

She knew him as the Lord Protector, an unwavering source of strength, security and comfort that had been present all her life. She knew him as a steadfast friend, one who had chased away her fears for as long as she could remember and filled her days with sunlight and laughter. But now, she looks at him and for the first time, sees what others see. One-shot.

Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

My mother is a human and my father is a Mew. But what does that make me? With Team Rocket nipping at my heels and my struggle to control the move Transform, what else could go wrong? Well, I have been feeling more like a Pokemon than usual...

Danny starts new life somewhere else, and finds out that Amity Park was kept a secret. Everyone outside is still trying to find proof of ghosts. Danny joins a Ghost Hunting team, as the psychic who talks to ghosts, but what happens when the team investigates Amity Park?

This is only the Void, she thought to herself as she moved, stepping hard to make her footsteps crack against the silence. Corvo has been here before. I have been here before. - - Ten years into her reign, Empress Emily Kaldwin courts a new source of power. Written for Icetigris.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

As an employee of the Mystery Shack, Wendy occasionally has the misfortune of meeting visitors who don't like to make things all that pleasant for her. Thankfully, she has two young friends who are more than willing to lend an unorthodox helping hand.

This is the continuation of my first MLP story, A Not So Normal Life. If you haven't read the first story, I encourage you do..but you don't have to. Story/Plot will be shown as it progresses. Dash x OC. Rated T for possible language and themes

For an end-of-term school project, Kenny teams up with Craig to research and make a presentation on crime and punishment - or more specifically, capital punishment. Over the course of the project, though, Craig ends up finding out a little more than he bargained for.

Small and insignificant is what you called it, now small and insignificant is what you are. After watching an episode of some little girl's show you are pulled into its world by an unknown being. It haunts you as you attempt to find a way to get back home. Unfortunately, its difficult to talk to huge ponies who have never seen anything like you before. Insert yourself, POV, HiE

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

5 instances in-game when the Player was helpful. with 1 instance when they needed the help. Written for the kink meme.

On a dark midnight in the middle of the Everfree forest Zecora stumbles upon an injured pony. Join this pony as he tries to regain his memories from a shrouded past.

Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!

Dragged along to a ghost hunting retreat with his parents, "Phantom" finds himself trapped with Jack and Maddie Fenton, who would rather blast him to bits than let him help them out of a life-or-death situation. Oneshot, no PP. Ghost language headcanon.

They're common people, but sometimes, just sometimes, you notice something strange about them. Post-SBurb headcanon of mine.

Vlad Masters is Vlad Plasmius. That realization makes Valerie's life ten times more complicated. And to make matters worse, she can only think of one person to get answers from: the same guy who warned her about Vlad in the first place. Danny Phantom.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

How far would you go for another shot at a reroll?

Chris' one wish has always been to be able to help his friends fend off Dr. Robotnik. He's about to learn why you should be careful what you wish for.

A teenager with a downhill life is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon. He is also gifted a rare form of power: Chaos Magic, the magic used by beings such as Nightmare Moon and Discord. And when Princess Celestia finds out, she isn't too happy...

"I'll just introduce myself properly, then," Link shrugged, even as he felt a pair of Stalfos and Iron Knuckles line themselves up behind him, "My name is Link Dragmire, son of Ganondorf, Prince of Hyrule. So, Sheik, now that we know each other," he smiled, and extended a hand. "How about I kill you like the dog you are?"

Sugu doesn't understand her brother. He's been out of the game for months, and all he does is sit in his room and build computers. He doesn't tell them anything- until the day he reveals that he was the one who beat the game.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

*Dirk-centric* Dirk finds a chest on his given planet that is a different kind of reward, and a different kind of memento. A stolen second from the alpha timeline.

Majora's Mask. As they rest at the inn, Tatl ends up learning something shocking about her partner.

It's obvious Isaac doesn't have the most stable upbringing. But is it the shattered personality of a boy with a tragic past that's been causing these outlashes? Or something...darker at work?

Discord mysteriously breaks free from his stony prison and, after stealing a package from Derpy Hooves, decides to create a familiar, twisted game show the likes of Equestria has never seen. Twenty unfortunate victims are about to fall victim to this.

Alternate take on the SAO arc. Kirito's dual sword wielding ability turns out to be a double-edged sword when the rest of the SAO players think of him not just as a Beater but as someone who has a connection to Kayaba himself. It's not just the PKers who are out for his blood… Warning: Reviews contain spoilers.

Kenny McCormick was a master of the one thing that scared the shit out of Craig Tucker.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

A long while has passed since his coming, and all of the elements have passed on as well. How will he deal with what awaits?

Spending the rest of her life in the Enrichment Center after nearly getting blown up by the Combine wasn't exactly how Chell envisioned her life would go. Not that she could really complain when she had her two robot friends with her. Sequel to Resolution.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Everyone has faced an Everest before, their own personal hole in the ground where the future is uncertain and all things seem bleak. This is the story of Isaac's journey; join in as we follow him down...into the unknown depths below.

"Those weren't side effects. It was a slow reacting poison designed to shut a person DOWN." Dave, John, Jade, Rose. The game didn't just leave them with a simple victory.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Chapter 4: Blithe gets in to a tiny situation and has to stay with Spike and Fluttershy.

Kenny has a secret. A secret she will never tell to a living soul. She's not a boy, and she's not Kenny. As Kenny goes on living her life of lies, trying to hide her gender from her best friend, she gets a blast of the past: after eight years, the real Kenny has returned... And he wants his life back. Original idea belongs to Okhsa.

Teelo thought her adventure in Equestria was a one-time thing. Discord defeated, world saved, mission accomplished, right? But what if Discord was inadvertently protecting Equestria from something worse…

After a routine kidnapping gone wrong, Bowser finds his eight Koopalings have mysteriously vanished. Now, two unlikely heroes must reluctantly pair up to rescue the Koopalings with the Mario Brothers in hot pursuit. BowserxPeach

It was such a normal day in Hell... until a stupid invention opened a stupid portal that send an Archidevil and his minion in a land of colorfull ponies and good feelings. T for language. reviews greatly appreciated.

Twilight Sparkle's latest assignment is to make a magic-boosting potion, just like Mountain Dew. Her experiment works a bit TOO well, and now Spike and Pinkie Pie have been turned into unicorns. Can they change back before things get out of hoof?

A mysterious black unicorn is found passed out just outside of Everfree Forest. When he wakes up, his lack of talking leads others to come to the conclusion that he is mute. Join Twilight and friends to discover this unicorn's past and what secrets he seems to be hiding. Disclaimer: I only own my OC not any MLP characters. They belong to Hasbro

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

He's fine, Dave. Just like he has been, every night for the past three weeks. He's right down the hall, on the futon in the living room. Where he belongs. Go back to sleep. He's fine. You won. Rated for language.

In which Sirius gives his godson the Millenium Ring as a first birthday present, and it is the Thief King, not Lily, who saves Harry from Voldemort's curse that Halloween night. Yaoi and a slightly Super!Harry. Don't own.

Just as things start going Ganondorf's way, something very odd happens...

They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.

A twist in the generic HiE story. Tim, who thought his evening would be uneventful, faced a few things he would never expect. He is now a pony, but his life in Equestria will be very different than that of his human life.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

"What if I told you dying was not my true curse?" Kenny one-shot. South Park does not belong to me. Please review.

A Scolipede finds himself in an unknown world. His regular indifference kicks in quickly enough, but his life changes into a repeating cycle. What will become of "The Venom Bandit"? Mystery Dungeon, and the first Scolipede fanfiction on the site!

Archie has always been a fan of the simple things in life. Simple things like the sea, and coffee, and trekking through a vast desert just to bother Maxie. Takes place two years after Emerald. Oneshot, Hardenshipping if you squint. Rated T for language.

Revamping in process

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Little Screwball Discord finds her daddy again, but at what cost?

Finale of THE CHOSEN TRILOGY. With Arceus' dead the world is on a slow slide towards obliteration. However with the mysteries deepening the world falls onto Ash Ketchum's and the Burdened Ones' shoulders. The final battle begins and ends here.

After a massive snowstorm, Kenny does whatever it takes to give his sister the Christmas she deserves…even if it means working for Cartman and fighting an army of polar bears. COMPLETE.

It takes a lot of getting used to waking up a pony in a brand new world. Enigma Shade finds the world of his dreams, but he slowly finds out it's not as perfect as it originally seems. Discover and explore the politics and world of Equestria.

If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Dan, a young high school musician, is angry at a recent turn of events. Dan wishes for a chance to blow of some steam somewhere away from it all for awhile. Celestia gives him this chance by sending him to Ponyville. Rainbow Dash x OC

Seeing a horrifying Image on his screen Jason is flung into their world. But now he has problems no one has ever faced before.

Years ago, Ash left his Pokemon journey to be an assistant to Professor Oak. But after a lab accident, Ash will never be the same again.

An enderman observes a fascinating and seemingly divine, yet dangerous, creature in the sunset. T for tasteful, innocent nudity: endermen don't wear clothes and don't see why humans do either. One-sided enderman X unnamed female PC. Enderman POV.

Maybe he should've been scared. The wolf was as big as him. But then again, maybe he shouldn't have been the only one who wasn't scared. Rewritten oneshot for a challenge to never use the same word twice in a paragraph, except for 'a', 'an','and', 'the'.

Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.

A human wakes up in Equestria with no memory of who he was, but somehow knows where he lived before. When signs of chaos start appearing in Ponyville, he investigates to find that Discord is up to no good again.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

Yakko demonstrates a certain rule of being an older brother. A little one shot I thought up.

Dave always takes what you say as the absolute truth and rarely asks important questions. Then, he asks where your parents are. It's a Motherfucking Serious Question and you aren't sure how to answer.

She's the youngest of seven princesses and a powerful sorceress in her own right. But during a seven day festival in one of the most wild and remote parts of the kingdom, Zelda awakens more than just the guardian spirit of the woods...

A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

Usually Human-Goes-To-Equestria stories involve bronies. What if instead the human involved is just outside the target demographic but violently allergic to rainbows and singing equines of a distinctly dazzling hue?

A HiE Fic. This is what would happen, in my eyes, if I..a guy who just became a Bronie not so long ago, ended up in Ponyville and met the Mane 6. Rated T for slight language. Dash x OC

With Pikachu safely in their grasp for now, at least , Meowth finds himself delegated to watching the pesky mouse. Nonetheless, somehow it's always easy to get a big mouth to talk. Oneshot.

So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.

After Karkat creates the grubs with ectobiology, he realizes how horrible of a leader he is, and tries to fix it all by getting rid of the source of all the problems-himself.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

"How did I get here? Do you know?" Meta Knight stiffened. He'd been hoping he would be able to avoid this, but something in his brain seemed to have always known that it would have to happen eventually. "Not really, but I'll tell you what I do know."

Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.

After running away from their horrible father, three girls end up in dreamland. What happens when they meet our favorite three knights. MK/OC, SK/OC, and BK/OC. Mostly MK/OC.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

They were always trying to steal Pikachu – and were laughed at for their failures. But what happens when they finally succeed? Do they really realize just what kind of bond they're breaking – and about the hate they invoke in a hero?

An aging Bowser has stopped menacing the Mushroom kingdom and lives vicariously through the now grown Junior by getting him married to Mario and Peach's daughter...the RIGHT way. But why is Bowser in such a rush to see Junior married off? NOW IN CHAPTERS.

Having become accustomed to strange, mostly terrible foodstuffs for breakfast, it took Kenny by complete surprise the day Kyle Broflovski slipped an apple into his hand while they boarded the bus. One shot.

Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

"I don't have to know you well to know how to piss you off."- Dash is trying to piss Danny off. Can Danny take it? Or will he snap?

Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship

Pinned to the Beat Mesa, bleeding out, he's surprisingly okay with everything.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

After Latios' death, he finds himself trapped for eternity with none other than Giratina. He's sure this can't end well, but... maybe things can change. Meanwhile, Palkia gets an unexpected confession from Dialga... — Giratina/Latios, Palkia/Dialga.

Danny thinks it's going to be a normal day at the doctor's office, and it is. It's what comes after that's the surprise. Hello ghost. Hello mom. Hello...Fenton Thermos? Not quite a revelation fic.

She cleans the taint from your hands and brings you redemption - a supernova to herald your rebirth. — Giratina, Dawn.

MM- A deku, a Goron, a Zora, and a God. Each brought a new form, a new soul to save, and new struggle upon his shoulders.

Peter Parker missed that fateful field trip. He was never bitten by the spider and thus never became Spider-man. But Peter was never destined to lead a normal life, and one way or another Parker luck will have its say...

You know how when you're in high school and you're trying to decide on a career, every single adult you ask says not to worry about it too much because it's bound to change anyway? Turns out they weren't kidding.

This fiction is inspired directly from You're-not-so-big's two-shot crossover of Danny Phantom and Harry Potter in her fic entitled "A Vent for ADD." It is dark, it is scary, and it looks like Danny's worst nightmare.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

What began as a simple bedtime story blossomed into something much more meaningful. Oneshot. No pairings.

Every living thing must follow the Laws of Life; however, Maddie wonders if Phantom can somehow follow these laws as well. The fact that he is a ghost is putting a knick in her plans, but what if Phantom can follow the Laws of Life?

Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.

When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty

A cave-in leaves two mortal enemies injured and trapped. With certain death looming in the future, Samus is decidedly less-amused than her scaly-companion. Oneshot. Rated for language.

Fearful of Jazz's idolism of the ghost-boy, Maddie tries to protect her daughter by stealing her Phantom scrapbook. But the book sparks strange questions in Maddie's mind, and she finds herself stumbling on secrets she never knew existed. Pre-PP.

Majora's Mask. More of a scene than a story, so it's somewhat drabble-ish... I think. Link has gotten himself into a rather unheroic situation.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

"Will you play with me?" I whisper, my breathy voice making the kid shiver slightly. He slowly nods, determination setting back in. "Fine... let's play." I giggle darkly. One shot, how I would have told the final battle with Majora, from Majora's POV.

Sequel to Masquerade. Four directions and a center. Four masks and a hero. As the Carnival approaches, Link decides his masks deserve a little freedom, or at least as much freedom as he can give them.

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

A story told of the Fierce Diety, Oni Link, to a curious little wind sorceror. His origins, his intentions, everything. But what effect will that have on the sorceror? Maybe not what he expects! Oneshot, rated for blood. This is NOT VaatixOni, got that!

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Majora's Mask. The quest in Termina is taking its toll on the Hero. The Three Goddesses of Hyrule attempt to intervene on his behalf.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

The sad tale that should have been told a long time ago. Lulu is ecstatic that Mikau has returned, but Mikau doesn't seem to share the feeling. Now that Termina is saved, the truth must come out; even if it will scar a young Zora for eternity. MM outro

Two boxes, one small and one large, sitting side by side, were the proof of a trainer's greatest legacy.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Everybody has a past, but not everybody's past is haunted with monsters and chains and secrets, not like Link or Sheik. So when Sheik discovers that Link isn't who he thought he was, how will he deal with his unexpected love for the Hero? Not MinishCap.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Several years post MM. A lone traveler hunting monsters stops in at a tavern deep in the woods. Too often people see only what they want to see. Dark fic.

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.

The touching story of a Waddle Dee achieving super greatness. 95% pyrotechnic effects

Maddie tries to pulls her thoughts together each night on her son Danny Fenton. After an astonishing experience with him, she is more determined than ever to figure him out.

When Zim left earth he took a few things to remember it by. This is it, kids.

Famine has long since destroyed the Gerudo in Hyrule, and Ganondorf seeks his distant relatives that legends claim crossed the great Wasteland ages ago. Unfortunately for him, Din tells him he can't do it alone...

Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.

An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

After losing a battle to the dark Pokémon Darkrai, Mewtwo awakens to find that he no longer has his psychic abilities. No longer able to float, read minds, or even talk to humans or Pokémon, he must rebuild his life. But how much of this can he take?

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.

Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.

The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.

Kenny is Kenny, and so is Kyle for the day.Cartman finds it hilarious. Kenny enjoys having another self around. Kyle takes advantage of being Kenny. And Stan hates being confused, and his leg hurts. Oneshot. Reviewplz. Kenny will be happy if you do!Style.

The three who are central to all these stories face a choice. And how they answer defines them.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

Phantom is on the roof of City Hall studying for a test and doesn't notice Val sneak up until she is inches from him. Will she finally be able to destroy him?

Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!

Maddie finds more than she barganed for when she takes off on a solo hunt for the ghost boy.

To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.

Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!

[Complete] On a class field trip, a storm cuts off the power for an elevator, and Danny, Sam, and Tucker are trapped inside. And what's worse is that Dash, Paulina, and Valerie are also there.