You're such an inspiration for the way that I will never ever choose to be...
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Hello there, you've reached Oddwen's fanfiction page. If you don't want to bother reading this lengthy bio, please note the "Hide Bio" link on the upper right of the page.

I am a very old young lady who lives in Montana. I love drumming and parodying, beading, reading, listening to music and staying indoors all day.

I also am in the process of voicing a parody of LotR. Part one can be checked out here, and part two here. Part three is in the final process of being edited.

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Ha ha ha, bless your soul / You really think you're in control?
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An Important Note:

Occasionally, I receive a review accusing me of "Not Reading the Book". This is not true. I have always read the book. Unless it's a t.v. series, in which case, there is probably not a book to read anyway, nor have I read it if it exists.
Otherwise, you can be assured that I am informed on all matters literary and cinematically.

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And if I can't make you love me, what do I have to do...to forget about you?
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The ubiquitous quotes:

Siste viator (Stay, traveler) ~Latin proverb, often would be inscribed on tombs.

Have you ever just stared at it? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious... ~Agent Smith, The Matrix

Cold be heart and hand and bone, and cold be sleep under stone:
Never more to wake on stony bed, never, til the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.
In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie,
till the dark lord lifts his hand over dead sea and withered land. ~The Barrowwight, out of Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien

Out of the formless stream of sad but horrible sounds, strings of words would now and again shape themselves: grim, hard, cold words, heartless and miserable. The night was railing against the morning of which it was bereaved, and the cold was cursing the warmth for which it hungered. ~J. R. R. Tolkien

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable. ~Bumper sticker.

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King! ~Me

So He lights candles hoping we'll see/Glimpses of Him in this mystery
That we'll leave shadows/And move towards the flame
As we move closer we'll see His face ~PFR, Face to Face

Though we're strangers still I love you/I love you more than your mask.
And you know you have to trust this to be true/though I know that's much to ask.
And though I love you, still we're strangers/Prisoners in these lonely hearts
And though our blindness separates us/Still a light shines in the dark.
And His outstretched arms are still strong enough to reach/Behind these prison bars/To set us free ~Rich Mullins, Peace

I can't imagine mastering the skills involved here without a clearer understanding of who's going to be impressed. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Me: I'm getting my special pen.
Sam: The one that's got glitter that goes everywhere?
Me: Yeah, poison glitter!

Apparently Lego can live again, but the laughter can't. ~Tookishly, of my story Legolas Dies

So fly away, and leave it behind / Return someday, with red in your eyes ~Breaking Benjamin, Away

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Here is my song, listen if you will. But I have no heart for it anymore...
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Bands I like:

12 Stones, 10 Years, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, Lostprophets, Muse, Blue Oyster Cult, Beatles, Wings, 64 The Tribute, Taproot, A Perfect Circle, The Exies, Our Lady Peace, America, Led Zeppelin, PFR, The Rutles, Queens of the Stone Age, Rich Mullins, TweakenAl, Evanescence, Stabbing Westward, Jennifer Knapp, Joel Hanson, Jethro Tull and more too, I'm sure.

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I see you waiting, lonesome lonely...
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And that's probably enough right now. I can see your brain is at an overload, so I'll let you read some of my stories...okay, then. That's good.
9/26/04

Hey all again. I'm here on the eve of my 20th birthday saying "hey". This should be a major step in my life. But will it be? I dunno.
Anyhoo, I'm going to try to get some major work done on "Swamp Thing" since I'm on vacation, plus I'm working on another sequel to "The Nose Knows". Hopefully it'll be better than the last sequel...
Anyway. Have a merry Christmas.
12/20/04

Halloooo! Just saying hello. I recently updated "legolas dies!", and have decided to re-write/vamp the Funniship before I go any farther. I'm rather stuck on the character of Dinosaur...I know where I'm going, but I need a map.
Anyway. That's all.
2/1/05

Yo! Well, I started re-writing the Funniship the other day, we'll see if it goes.
I've been accepted as a new humor admin over at www.councilofelrond.com! Awesome, huh?
Updating LegDIES at the moment...catch you all later!
4/10/05

Hey, dudes! Been a while, eh? Well, here it is my 22nd birthday, I just uploaded my first Eragon parody. I've got a WoT possibly in the works, also working on my Sword of Landover story. I need to revamp that a bit, it's a bit ignorant of a few guidelines. Anyway, other news, I moved from Michigan to Montana in October, it's going well. Hopefully I can start writing again.
May your wit stay sharp!
12/21/06

WAZZAAAAP!! My new fanfiction, let me show you it.
Not much (anything) is going on in the FF front...I just write little one-shots here and there when the mood strikes me. Though my WoT story is nearly done...perhaps when the final book comes out, I'll be inspired to finish that.
Welp, read and enjoy.
7/14/07