Hey everyone! King of All Tears here! If you didn't know, that title -King of All Tears- was taken from a book a find very interesting: "The Black Tattoo." Have any of you read it? Well, it's a book to look into!

Name: Aramiz (sort of like Hermes, but like E.RE.MISS)

Age: I've skipped some birthdays by staying and hiding in a cave with a Chronoswiss watch watch on my wrist. Those things really stop time! Also something to look into. If it weren't from my carving in stone wall, I would wonder what my age was when I arrived here, but it is somewhere between 10 and 17. That's as close as I can tell...

Ethnicity: I'm sort of like a mega-breed. They created me in a labatory along with Maximum. She and I both escaped, but after falling out of a three story building, she completely forgot who I was and didn't place me in her book. It's complicated... I'm a fourth bird, a fourth Australian, a fourth American, and a fourth lab rat. You see where I get all my smarts, don't you?

Current Location: Inside an underground cave under North America. Preparing S'Mores for my expedition to Cuba.

Books I like:
PJ&O, HoO, The Black Tattoo, Lord of the Flies, Nemesis, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Bible, The Book of Lies, The Giver, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Last Book in the Universe, and many more.

Religion: I follow every religion and don't mind about what they think, but most of my ideas come from th- (WiFi connection lost)

Alright, I had to get closer to my on-the-go router... What did I leave off in?