One day I may actually finish what I've started, but until then, enjoy the emptiness.

(Let's see if I can make this look like a cool profile)

First, some words of wisdom (or pessimism, your call)

"Life is a terminal disease and it's sexually transmitted."

"It's better to underestimate yourself rather than to be disappointed."

Then a little "bio"

I'm a huge pessimist, it gets very annoying, I'll admit that. It is a defensive tactic. I live by the second quote listed above.

I like to joke around saying that I should have been born decades ago, since everything that sparks my interest were around before I was even a twinkle in my mother's eyes, but I know I would never survive. 21st century technology has spoiled me.

I would use my age as an excuse for my mediocre writing skill, but it's not. My lack of motivation/willingness to step out of my comfort zone/allowing people read what I write so I can get constructive feedback is solely to blame. Needless to say, I am one of the more younger writers on here, but I refuse to the number of times I have orbited the Sun be a free pass to do whatever I please.

Anyway, steering to something a bit more positive, I adore cats [my avatar is my youngest cat, thought I'd put that out there].

And some excuses DETAILS about my writing

My writing lacks great detail, but I would like to think dialogue is one of my stronger points. Tagging the dialogue, well that's another story. The plots of the stories I write rely heavily on dialogue to move forward, to make up for the absence of interesting, descriptive scenes. Sorry about that. I put the blame squarely on the "fics" I wrote when I was younger, which were just scripts. Unfortunately, those kind of "fics" aren't considered fanfictions at all. Oh well. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

I often "milk the rag of reality" in other words, I don't always follow the rules of the real world to a T. A little bit of fiction never hurt anyone. Of course, basic rules need to be observed, but it's the minor details I occasionally choose to ignore. Hence the reason why so many of the things I write are Alternate Universes.

Finally, before this becomes longer than a chapter I would write for a fan fiction, I write a lot. I think of ideas a lot. But I rarely, if ever, post anything I write onto the internet. This is partially due to my lack of confidence, but largely due to the fact that most of what I write is either too heavily influenced by another fic, too implausible/out of character, or because most of my writing never gets past the first draft stage. Since I am prone to not finishing what I write, I usually write half of the story before I even think about posting it.

And just a small tidbit before I decide to finish this, anything I may post on here may or may not get cross-posted onto my Tumblr. Any other sites I cross-post to will be listed here and in the author notes.

Tumblr URL: hhhaskilledmybrain

To anyone who has read all of this, a huge thank you. You're a true warrior. And to anyone who has ever read what I post on here, a bigger thank you. I'm shy so I don't often thank people for their reviews [if ever] but I truly do appreciate people who take the time out of their schedule to read or review my writing. If you have a question that you'd like to get an answer for, I highly suggest PM'ing me. That's the most effective way to get me to talk.