I sighed. "You know, all I wanted was to get this blanket here and shove it down my mouth. How dare you ruin my oh so elegant attempt at suicide." Rated T for language. Eventual Sherlock/OC with heavy emphasis on the 'even', 'tu', and 'al' portions of that word. Chapter 31: STILL NO ROMANCE YET

"After years of being Q's puppet I've been given a vacation. However my idea of vacation,with bottomless rum 'n' coke and warm beaches, is quite different from Q's;for instance my vacation would not be aboard the Enterprise with a crew I should know and love but now don't recognize in an alternate reality to boot! Drat Q!Why are you such a heartless fiend?Stop dangling happiness!"