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Moments by Treenahasthaal reviews
A mixture of 100 word drabbles capturing moments in time. Many are series of drabbles with a common story thread. Others are stand alone. Mainly Luke/Vader or a Dark Luke, but also Mara, Han, Leia, Beru, Owen, Palpatine, Obi-Wan, Wedge, et al
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 119 - Words: 44,035 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Hostage by aprilen reviews
Alyssa Shaw a seventeen year old nurse at Dauntless headquarters. She was good friends with Eric before he chose to be in Dauntless and also Four. She knew the Eric before he was the cold hearted leader of Dauntless and she still has hopes that the Eric she knew is still in there somewhere. But before she can try to bring that out she was kidnapped.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Four/Tobias, Eric, OC
Carrie: A new begining by Movie guy 94 reviews
What if Carrie didn't die on prom night, what kind of life would she have, would she meet someone, will they fall in love? And how would she come to terms with what happened on that fateful night? (set in the same universe as the 2013 remake) The story is a romantic comedy-drama.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,091 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Carrie W., OC] Rita D., Margaret W.
What do you say to Second Chances? by NomadDreamer reviews
(Formerly The Love of my Life, Forever, see AN chapter 1!) It's 2034 and left to raise their daughters alone after Serena's death, Dan finds himself reflecting back on their life together, and struggling to move on with the help of old friends, or one in particular. I loved Derena but I have to admit Dair were something special while they lasted. Feedback much appreciated!
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,496 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Blair, Dan] Serena
Prophecy of the Heart by Kiwigirl1016 reviews
A young women awakens in the wild lands surrounding The Lonely Mountain. An unfamiliar place, assassination attempts, an unexpected love and a long forgotten prophecy turns her world upside down. Set after the events of the book but everyone survives. This is my first story so apologies if its a little slow starting. Gotten a bit stuck for inspiration, sorry for the lack of updates
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,328 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Thorin, OC
You'd Never Guess That Evil Would Win One Day by TrampledRose reviews
Requested by fanficreader837. Evil Benny is back and doesn't have the best intentions, unless you count world dominance. But what happens when error comes and love gets in the way? And Jesse falls in love with his slave? Read and Review! Jesse-Benny and Evil Benny-Ethan.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Benny W., Jesse] Ethan M. - Complete
Into the Snow by silverliningineachcloud reviews
Anna and Elsa are finally adjusting to their new life at the palace. However, someone is after the throne and will stop at nothing to get it- even taking a princess captive. Anna, Elsa, and Kristoff are plunged into a new adventure and it's unlikely they'll escape unscathed- if they can make it through at all. Kristanna and Elsa/OC (eventually) ANGST WILL ENSUE
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Changes Throughout Time by kaysch0829 reviews
What if Edward bit Bella on day one? She wakes up alone, the Cullens have up and left. After she finds them will she accept being in their family? What is her gift? Will her, rose, emmett or jasper ever find their mates? ***I suck at summaries so please read and give it a chance! Rated M because i never know where it might end up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 62,042 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Bella, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Zelda Revolve by Regallo reviews
It's Zelda's turn to the be the protagonist of her own series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 34,211 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf
Blood of the Innocents by Sabari reviews
"What do you know about this clone?" "I know he's young for his record." So continues the story of Just Another Clone (JAC) as he fights to save the lives of his brothers, survives torture, faces murderous traitors and is given an offer he can't possibly refuse. What does it mean to be a clone? To be alive? Does anyone know?. Non-slash/non-pairing.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,102 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Clones - Complete
The Doctor and A Rose by DarlingB reviews
As Rose Tyler continues to live in her new dimension without her Human Doctor she faces an old foe with a new goal.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks, Bad Wolf
Second row, third desk by Kikcac reviews
You should never have kissed me, Naruto. He smirked. Sasunarusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Mission by Kelsismom reviews
The task- capture the Cullens' clairvoyant. The warnings: Kill or be killed, and above all, don't let them get inside your head. Newborn Bella would be brainwashed by them if she wasn't careful. The dilemma:  If the Cullens hadn't interfered with her mission,  Bella wouldn't have to destroy the most perfect being she'd ever laid eyes on - the evil mindreader.   All vampire. AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,877 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unstuck Man by TL Rose reviews
A mysterious man comes into the life of Capt. Jack and his team. Someone who already knows them really well. But they don't know him... I hope you enjoy my story. It's been quite a while since I wrote any fan fiction. I rated it T because of suggestive themes and there is kissing, but nothing beyond that.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
The Game by Gummysaur reviews
[ONESHOT] The Game is not to be played. The town of Cream understands that. Only humans are authorized to play it. Anyone else who tries must be terminated. She tried; she thought she could fool it, and overcome it. But nobody gets past the Game.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
Shadow of the East by wickedmetalviking1990 reviews
The Blue Wizards travelled into the East and never returned into the West. What became of them in the land of the Easterlings? What was their mission, and did they succeed? Rated T.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012
I Knew You Were Trouble, Emma Swan by alynshirslover reviews
Emma wakes up and hears something very, very strange. Established Swan Queen. Rated T for language, suggestiveness, and Regina throwing things at Emma. One shot, complete!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete