Hello! While I have always liked to write, I am not sure about how good my fanfics are, so I would appreciate constructive criticism. Updates of any stories may come slowly, unfortunately.

You know you've played too much Pokémon when...

...you don't like to shop, but you like Shop 'N' Squirtle.

...you care more about the appearance of your trainer in Pokémon Battle Revolution than your real appearance.

...493 isn't really that many...

...knowing every Pokémon's number is more important than the names of other people.

...you add the PMD emotions to your thoughts.

...you do school projects based on Pokémon.

...you find Pikachu's Global Adventure: The Rise and Fall of Pokémon, a look at the Pokémon phenomenon from a cultural and business standpoint, to be fascinating.

...you choose your favorite movies from a pool of ten.

...you go to almost every day.

...you normally check Serebii twice daily.

...you run out of room in your item PC in Sapphire.

...you want to write an essay examining the themes of Destiny Deoxys... or the symbolism of the gems in Shadows of Almia.

...you correct the announcer in PBR and answer his questions.

...you like to wake people up by shouting "UP AND AT 'EM! IT'S MORNING!".

...you think adamant is the opposite of modest and timid is the opposite of jolly.

...you think it is a huge honor for Prof. Oak to be honored to know you.

...you have circles of scratches on your touch screen where the badges are in your Trainer Case.

...you think it is an honor for the nurse at the Pokémon Center to recognize you and greet you by name.

...you compare art of Pokémon characters between games.

...you laugh at the official products for being so inaccurate.

...you have considered importing Pokémon Special from Singapore.

...you dress up as an obscure Pokémon Trainer for Halloween.

...you have every English Pokémon game except for Hey You Pikachu!

...due to the above statement, Hey You Pikachu! tops your Virtual Console wishlist.

...you specifically learn the é to write Pokémon correctly.

...you can sing a line from every English Pokémon theme.

...you want to learn the Gotta Dance dance.

...you're proud that you've listened to almost every official version of the first Japanese opening, Aim to be a Pokémon Master.

...you read 'Johto' when it really says 'John'.

...you see blocks from Pokémon Puzzle Challenge on walls and when you close your eyes.

...you worship Arceus.

...you worry about Satoshi Tajiri because he's barely shown up in recent game credits.

...you can't even imagine having a friend who doesn't like Pokémon.

...you can explain, in detail, the story of Green and Blue Versions.

...despite all of the above, you feel that you aren't enough of a Pokémaniac.