Hello, I am limegreentangerine. (waves) I am not so new here. I'm 16, so I'm older than most people who start here, it's embarrasing that thirteen year olds write better than I ever could, but I can deal. I just love reading this stuff. And I read it all. Het, yuri, yaoi, beastility (Ash/Pikachu, LOL), incest, even underage stuff, all of it. And I love kinky stuff. OC insert story are my favourite ones though, I mean the original characters are Oc inserts of the original author so OC's from the fanfiction authors are the same. But please, no Mary-Sue's, unless for crack purposes. YAY CRACK! ...no I don't take drugs. Why would you ask that?

Read this story. I don't care what pairings you like. I don't care if you hate AU fanfiction. This story will blow your mind. You will laugh. You will cry. You will whimper in embarrasment, and you will scream in rage. If you dislike yaoi/slash or yuri/fem-slash; I still want you to read it. Becuase this story, shows how REAL people deal with life and its problems. I know it's fanfiction, but change the names; and it would be a best selling novel. Please, if you have ANY respect for good liturature, and human nature you will read this, and let it sweep you away. Ciiah; I thank you for giving the world this.

Who is limegreentangerine?

lime: a bittersweet citrus fruit, or fanfiction slang for heavy make-out session
green: a colour, mix of blue (water) and yellow(air); symbolises earth/plants, YOUTH, nature, sunrise, growth and the fourth (heart) chakra
tangerine: a sweet citrus fruit, a genetic variant of the mandarin orange

From these definitions, please derive what you think I am.
And as a special note for Evil Little Emo Bitch, I will not tell you my gender. ;) Have fun guessing.

Random Rant
(09/05/08)

I love Christians. They always make me laugh. I am always amused at how the Bible, that portrays my Lord embracing the outcasts, touching the lepers, welcoming the Samaritans, not judging the woman taken in the act of adultery, and inviting 'all of ye,' not 'some of ye,' to 'come unto me,' can back a religion that hates gays, woman, divorce, all crimes, all other religions, any point of view that doesn't agree with it. Let's face it, it's a bunch of hypocratic bullshit. If you're a Christian, you need to go see a psycologist before you develop schitzophrenia.

And now, Ladies and Gentleman, Whores and Manwhores, the moment you've all been waiting for...(drumroll)
RandomPerson: Get off the fuckin' stage!
Ignore RP. The moment you've been waiting for! THE OC'S!!
RandomPerson: THAT'S IT?!
STFU!

Mika Evans
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 162cm
Weight: 126kg
Skills: Blacksmith/Carpenter
Weapon: Smithing Hammer
Affilations: The Galaxy Pirates
Friends: None; Captain - Kagee.J.Ryuko
Origins: Unknown

Yuzu Evans
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 162cm
Weight: 126kg
Skills: Reality Bending
Weapon: None
Affilations: Akatsuki
Friends: Zetsu (sort of)
Origins: Unknown

No. They are not brother and sister. They are not even related. Why? Because they are the same person. I like the name Evans (eh-vans), it's Welsh I think, sort of the Welsh version of the last name Smith (e.g. John Smith, the most common name ever, used as an alias a lot). Yuzu (you-zoo) is Japanese for citrus fruit, a reference to my pen name, and Mika (me-cah) just sounds nice to me.
Basically, when I'm male, I'm Mika, when I'm female, I'm Yuzu.
I'm liking this gender neutralness. Yes I am a girl. Damn you ChoklitKisses! You told K.Furi my gender! And she told Evil Little Emo Bitch! Why!? WHY!?

"Are you raping me with your eyes?" my friend
"No.""I'm molesting you with my eyes."

lol lol lol lol lol lol

"You watch gay porn." guy in my history class
"No I don't. I read mostly shonen-ai, which is fluffy romance between guys."
"...so you watch gay porn."
"I also read shojo-ai, which is girls love and het, which is straight, and supposedly what you are."
"...you watch-"
"If I say I watch gay porn will you go away and never speak to me again?"
"...yes."
"I WATCH GAY PORN NOW GO THE FUCK AWAY!""WHAT?!"
"Ha! You watch gay porn!"
"...I hate my life." slams head on desk

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"ZOMG! Why is there no happy music in your car?!" me, complaining about the compilation driving songs CD in my uncle's car
switches songs "This better?" Bohemian Like You plays
"YAY!! How'd you know I'd like it?!"
"Because I like it too."
"...weirdo."
"Takes one to know one."

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"So you're into bondage now?" my uncle remarking on my black goth pants with lots of chains and clips and buckles
"Obviously. ...wha-wait! You're my uncle! You can't say stuff like that! My friends are meant to say stuff like that!"
"...what can I say? I'm youthful."
"ZOMG!! NOW YOU RP MIGHT GUY TOO?! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE WORLD HAS EVERYONE GONE INSANE?!"
"...never mind."

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"MARLUXIA! DEMYX IS GROPING ME!" my female striaght friend
"MARLUXIA! ZEXION WON'T LET ME GROPE HER!" me
"DEMYX! ZEXION! MARLUXIA IS TRYING TO TALK TO HIS BOYFRIEND AND DOESN'T CARE!" my gay male best friend
"Sexy Zexy, Sexy Zexy, Sexy Zexy!"
"WHAT?!"
"Hi."
"STFU!"
"Only if I get a cookie!"
"I DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES!"
"...then I get to-"
"I will hug you. Once, and only once. And then you will leave me alone."
"BUT IT'S OUR DAY!!"
"WTF?!"
"It's June the 9th! I'm number IX and you're number VI! IT'S OUR DAY!!"
"OMG GTFO ME! I HUGGED YOU!"
"Ok..." emos in corner"You do know Demyx will do it again in September... right?"
"Marluxia, take your pink gayness and flower power and go hump Luxord."
"Fine. I will. And I'll leave you and Demyx alone."
"ZOMG ALONE TIME! WHOOOOOO!" glomps Zexion
"I hate you flower-boy..."
"You love me really."
"NEVAH!"
"...what Dem said."