"Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."

"Was it Julian? We didn't exchange pleasantries. That was Julian."

10/4 2009:

Hey! What's up? (It's obviously a rhetorical question) Anywho, thanks for stoppin' by. My name is Raeven Cortes and I am the writer of the lovely story you probably just read (hopefully). Most of these stories began whilst I was still in middle school, so I don't take particular pride in them. However, for my lovely fans, I do still update randomly and begrudgingly agree to finish each and every one of them, eventually. :) Anyway, bio! Here we go:

I'm from Florida and am currently at university at IU (Indiana). I'm a freshman, I'm a bio-chem major (whoot!), though I'm consider switching from Pre-Med to Pre-Law. Biology is KILLING ME. Hmmm. I have been writing as a way of venting and as emotional therapy since about the sixth grade. I have a labrador retriever named Maggie Mae. I also have a shi-poo named Zoe and a Yorkie-Shi tzu mix named Phillip. But Maggie's my favorite. I love Cowboy Bebop, Scrubs, Trigun, Grey's Anatomy, Venture Bros. and Angry Beavers. Yeah, that's right. Be jealous. _ Again, thanks for coming by and especially for reading this. Message me if I haven't updated the story you enjoy for a while. It may have the ability to inspire me!

A literate slave of the 21st century,

-Rae-