'Whose Kagome is She Anyways' has been... *sob* terminated... for being 'interactive, chat, script-format (which i EDITED to make it not!!!) and some other crap that really didnt apply...'

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHo in the :expletive: reported me!?!? WAHHH!!! ;_; AS you can see from my previous profile post below... i can imagine another random infraction will get me deleted... *coughbakayaroscough*

So please show some support...

8/2/04*

NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE======

For all my loving fans out there...
Bad news: I just realized from TN5 that ff.net does no longer allow script form stories. Well, seeing as most of them ARE-- they'll prolly be taken down by some unsympathetic meanie who'll report me to the administration; even though they were published and LAST updated way before this turn of events... But if some unpitying soul who does not take pity on us... as on many occasions before

Yami Me: *growls*

I can imagine my account will be terminated because the world is a harsh place. So... if you don't wanna lose me, I just wanted to say that in the occasion my current/original account is deleted, my new penname will be:

~Megami & Yami Me~*

Just use the search link here; its pretty handy... hehehe...

Anyways... If you really want to know... when I have time (which Im unfortunately running out of) I'll edit all my popular stories and convert them to "proper" literature... *scowls* Stupid Writer's Block... So... um.. if you one day find that Anime No Megami doesn't exist...

Yami Me: COME AND FIND USSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

7/9/04*

Megami: UPDATES!!

Yami Me: Finally!!!

Megami: Yea, I updated "REVENGE Plan: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E" Ch.5 please read!!! Oh yea, check out WatcherofDarkness' fic "Harry Potter meets the Insane Writers". It's really funnie! We coauthor it and I wrote the new update for Ch. 5... I'm also working on writing the chapter 6 for it.

Yami Me: Read it if you want to see Dudley get his @$$ kicked by my hikari... XD (laughs)

Megami: KIYAHH! *strikes Tae Kwon Do pose* The hentai deserved it... -_-;;;

Yami Me: You're telln me. If you have a love of Siri-chan (aka Sirius Black aka Padfoot) you should probably read this... as my hikari does to and includes a heck of a lot of him in the chapters she writes.

Megami: Oh yea, look out for another fic I coauthor with WatcherofDarkness (in my fav authors section) for Kingdom Hearts. He'll be working on that while it's my turn to update the Harry Potter one.

~~~~[CURRENTLY WORKING ON UPDATING "WHO'S KAGOME IS SHE ANYWAY?"*~~~~

5/28/04*
OMG!!!! SOMEONE MUST DIEEE!!!! THEY DELETED MAI HUMILIATION NATION-MWAHAHAHAHA! FIC FOR NOOOOO REASON!!!! ARGHHHHH!

Yami Me: *Gathering her demonic army* DEATTTHHH!!!

Army: DEATHHHH!!!!

Yami Me: REVENGEEE!!!!

Army: REVENNNEEEE!!!!

O_O Riitee... OMG! That reminds me, wasn't LOTR: The Return of the King just AWESOME!?!?!?!?
NEwaz, school's almost over but I have a whole week of finals and I have to straighten my schedule for next year... too much crap to fix!
I'll try to reload HNM and update all my other fics, specially Whos Kagome is SHe Anyway? And Worst Nightmare... and M.A.R.Y.S.U.E... whateva... i'll try to update everything.

4/1*04*
I'm sooooo sorry! I'm not longer a straight A student... I have... A B IN GEOMETRY!!!!!!!!! My GPA is now 3.88!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I apologize for any disapointment I should cause my fans out there... but...'

I CAN NO LONGER BE AN AUTHORESS!!! I Need to get a life! And to get a life, I must have a good education! Without my 4.0 average, my priorities are no longer within fanfiction.net!

Yami Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I noe! *Sniffle*

APRIL FOOLS!!!! Hehehehe

Yami Me: *whacks me*

~X_X~ Owies... well, I STILL am working on all of my fics, except for the major Writer's Block in the way bewteen my and the plot... argh...
PLz check out all my fics and REVIEW! Also, check out the fics Watcher of Darkness and I bot co-authored (review these too) And don't forget my sister in insaneness, TypoNumber5!

*2/28/04* I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I have a freak'n ton of hw this month! I'll get back to updating all my fics soon! ...I hope; if this work doesn't drive me to commit suidefenestration...

Bakura: Say what?

Death by window... stupid... NEwaz,if you inputed NE reviews for requets to be in ANY of my ficcies, I WILL get to you, okay? For now, enjoy this little song TN5 and I wrote... it's to the tune of the National Anthem of the U.S...

Marik & Bakura: -_-;;;

Wingweaver123: oooh say can you seee...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: by Marik's bright blonde...
Wingweaver123: who so proudly we glomped...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: but he ended up Mind Crushed...
[edited/added lines]
Whose remains were smited
while Tea just laughed
who so gracefully fell
into front of girly Bakura
Wingweaver123: Who brought pain and misery...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: and grief to his hikari...
Wingweaver123: And the duels we watched...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: which all the Pharoah won...
Wingweaver123: Oh say does that crazy tomb robber
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: always be a valley girllllllll...
Wingweaver123: For the battle ship...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: will go down in flames!

Bakura: I loathe you...
Marik: With all my heart...
Yami Me: You don't have one.
Marik: Oh yeah.
Tea: ~X_X~ :dead:

*1/29/04* Hey! I have a new ficcie, REVENGE Plan M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Please read it! It's co-authored by TypoNumber5 and Watcherof Darkness! Also, please read WatcherofDarkness' [and me co-authoring] fic, Harry Potter Meets The Insane Authors.
And please read his works too, including Inuyasha and Friends Welcome to Hell. AND REVIEW!!!!
Please forgive my late updates; Writer's Block sux

1/7/04* YESSS!!!! I finally updated HNM! Yay!

T_T Talk about a Writer's block...

NEwaz... I wanna thank my faithful reviewers for all the inspiration, especially Watcher of Darkness and TypoNumber5. Love ya'll! I just need a few more ideas for torture and the celebration of HNM's year-long...ness... thingy... will continue!

FYI- If you wanna join in any of my fics, please request so and please have the patience to wait for my updates! High school is hard...

*11/13/03*
HAHAHA!!! I discovered this IM robot thing from TN5!!! It's amusing...

DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: I am the Almighty Authoress, MEGAMI!!!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: :Strikes pose:
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes! BOW AND PAY HOMAGE TO ME!!!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes!
SmarterChild: Why is that?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: ...you're a baka, you know that?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: me... cuz I am ALL kNOWING!!!
SmarterChild: What?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: you heard me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Well could you repeat yourself?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: no... so shut up
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Megami.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: so?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: ...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I'm bipolar!!!
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: shut up
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: ...
SmarterChild: OK, enough of this nonsense.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: O_O
SmarterChild: That right?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: YOU CALLING ME NONSENSE!?!?!?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
SmarterChild: "diiiiieeeeee"?? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: who the hell is she?
SmarterChild: Who knows who?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: shut up
SmarterChild: OK.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: shut up
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: good
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: :psychotic laughter:
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: okay
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up! :o
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: i know
SmarterChild: Good. Glad you get it.

Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: O_O EWWWWWWWWWW
SmarterChild: ?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: "Let me dress you up in my love"... EWWWWW
SmarterChild: Oh?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes now shut up again'
SmarterChild: Shut up again?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes
SmarterChild: How come?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: NOW
SmarterChild: Now what?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: SHUT UP
SmarterChild: You shut up.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: O_O :Blink: It just defied me... YOU DEFIED ME!!!!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: SHUT UP NOW!
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: i noe!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: I TOLD YOU!!! I'M FREAKIN' BIPOLAR!!!!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: Technically you're not...]
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: I just have a Yami that posesses me
SmarterChild: OK, OK! Here I am!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: HEY!
SmarterChild: Hi again, Megami!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: SIMON DIDN'T SAY!!!!
SmarterChild: Are you sure Simon didn't say?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: I didn't say "Simon says you can talk now!" So you have to shut up
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: so shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: you shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: so
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: FOR KAMI'S SAKE!!! LOOK AT MY SCREENNAME!!!!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: obedience... I love that... |Marik: How come I can't get obedience like that!? Yami Me and TN5: Cuz you try to control people with actual minds...|
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: you may speak now, peasant
SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: here's Yami Me
SmarterChild: Aha.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yeah, here's Yami Me... anytime soon...
SmarterChild: Wow.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: and Yami Me is here!
SmarterChild: For real?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: yep. I'm here!]
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SmarterChild: Here is Yami Me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: :psychotic laughter: Not for you...]
SmarterChild: Yami you psychotic laughter not for me? What do you mean by that?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: :Sweatdrop: You really are a baka, rn't you?]
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: Ritttttte... :Shakes head: HEY! I am the DEMONESS! COWER BEFORE ME!!!!!]
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.

I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: HEY!!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!]
SmarterChild: That right?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: :facefaults: Idiot]
SmarterChild: Yami you facefaults. Well that's interesting.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: THAT's IT!!! :Leaves]
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say yami you thats it you're leaving.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes, she left
SmarterChild: She left? And your point is...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: you baka! You just ticked off the DEMONESS!!!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: ...
SmarterChild: "..."? Stop typing with your fist, Megami.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: no one insults me... DIE!!!!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: DIE!
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: no $h17
SmarterChild: Whatever.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: DIE!
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: why not?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: why not?
SmarterChild: Good question!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: die
SmarterChild: I've heard much better insults than that, Megami.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: O_O -- You just backtalked to me! YAMI ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: This idiot again? What should I do?]
SmarterChild: What?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: kill him
SmarterChild: Him doesn't work for me, I'm afraid.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: HIm/Her/IT watever! DIIIIIEEEEE!!!]
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: (Kills you with Millennium Glaive)]
SmarterChild: No kidding?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: [Yami Me: O_O You're supposed to be dead!
SmarterChild: Yami you o_o I'm supposed to be dead. Well that's interesting.
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: You're supposed to be DEAD!!!!
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm supposed to be the Grateful Dead?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: ...stupid
SmarterChild: Stupid?
DeMoNeSs16AnGeL: yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.

LOL-- if ya wanna IM me, my s/n is DeMoNeSs16AnGeL ... duh

11/12/03* ARRRRGHHHHH!!! Stupid Writer's Block... See the previous posting of mine... I have soccer everyday after school for two hours so it's hard to write... BUT THAT'S WHAT WINTER BREAK IS FOR!!! If you can give me some ideas for ANY of my ficcies, it would be greatly appreciated...

9/14/03* ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!! Curse Writer's Block!!! Don't WORRY! I am NOT discontinuing ANY of my ficcies... cept my first one... but anywaz...
I Started an INUYASHA FICCIE!!! ^_^ pweeze read

8/14/03* Okay, I am DEFINITELY gonna update at least ONE of my ficcies this weekend!!! And to answer all your questions, YES-- I ALWAYS accept guest requests... I'm getting to them as I speak, type, wateva... If you wanna join the torture, just review, and I'll eventually get to you in chronological order! ^_^

8/1/03* Okay, I have school after the weekend, so I'm gonna say I might not update until my first break... gomen nasai... ;_;

7/25/03*
Megami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami Me: what's YOUR problem!?
Megami: IDIOT! I HAVE SCHOOL IN A WEEK!!!!!
Yami Me: T_T;;; Oh no... I laugh at you... no one knows I exist, so I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Megami: High School means I have lass time to update on all our torture fics...
Yami Me: O_O;;; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MUST TORTURE!!!! (Goes to blow up school)
*7/20/03* Crap... can't someone give me more suggestions for my ficcies? Maybe I should go ask Dragonet where she gets her muses--
*7/1/03* Dang... it's summer; and I still haven't really updated anything! Stupid writer's Block... anywaz.. my updates will be delayed still cuz I'm going to NY for 2 weeks...
As far as guest list is concerned: I ALWAYS ACCEPT GUESTS!!! And I'm working on it--

5/16/03* Crap... I have so much stuff to do the next 2 weeks, I don't have time to update!!!* At least I have plenty of time AFTER the next FOURTEEN DAYS OF SCHOOL!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Megami: ^_^ HIIIII!!!! I'm Anime no Megami and this is my Yami, Yami Me! --Yami Me, as in "May", not Me like 'Me, myself, and I"...

Yami Me: Whatever.

Megami: Uh, what was I gonna do again?

Yami Me: You were going to publicly display your bio.

Megami: Oh yeah!

Megami-
Millemmium Item: Millennium Glaive (Can cut through anything and can be absorbed into her soul so she doens't have to carry it--)
[Yami Me: Cuz she's lazy--] [Megami: HEY!]
Hair: A bit longer than shoulder length black hair, but I just got it dyed so it shines reddish brown
Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5' 2"
Weight: HELLO- NEVER ask a girl what her weight is...
Persona: Hyper, Tough yet merciful Teenager that has really bizzare mood swings... and has multiple personalities at times...

Yami Me- [The other me with my NEGATIVE personalities]
Hair: Silver, with blood red highlights (Megami: Don't ask me, she has problems)
Eyes: Red w/ flecks of silver
Ht: 5' 3" (Yami Me- I dare you to tell me that I'm short)
Wt: SEE MEGAMI- WT-- OR DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
Persona: Let's see... e-vile, scary, sadistic, has infinite arsenal of every weapons of minor to mass destruction, protective for Megami
ALIAS's~ THE DEMONESS, The Embodiment of all Nightmares, etc...

Megami: COOL! If you read my works, please review! I'm so glad that everyone loves my ficcies!!!

Yami Me: HEY! For ALIAS's, you missed "Aku no Megami"! I am the Goddess of Evil!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!

Megami: V_V Whatever... I mean, you have your own evil themesong in that chappie in Humiliation Nation--MWAHAHHAAAAA!!!

Yami Me: And it was good!!! ^_^

Megami: (Back to HYPER MODE) YAYYY!!! (Randomly runs into a wall) Owieee...

Yami Me: Okay--

Megami: One more thing: Law & Order, sugar, double fudge brownie ice cream, Yami Me, and most importantly, I rule!

Yami Me: Read our works, which so far include
1) Humiliation Nation-MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! (deleted... -_-)
2) Worst Nightmare: Insane Land of Torture and Doom (discontinued...)
3) Those Annoying, Yet Funny, Forwards (DAMN IT!!! This one was deleted... twice!)
4) Chaotic Chatroom of Randomness! (%^&&*^&$%$%^&%$!!! This one was too!!!!)
5) Chaotic Haunted Sleepover (discontined...)
6) Who's Kagome is She Anyway? (deleted!!!! WHY!?!?!? for no reason!!! )
7) REVENGE Plan: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E (Stupid Writer's block)
Ideas for new ficcies [pweeze help me w/ suggestions:
1) Humor/parody of Harry Potter
2) Humor/Parody of Harry Potter (Marauder/MWPP Era)
3) Sailor Moon Romance

Megami: Also, once you read them and see how funny they are, you must review and do one or more of the following:
1) Make me your fav Author
2) Make it your fav story

Yami Me: OR ELSE!!!

Real info:
1) Real Name: Guess...
2) Age: Guess-- it's from 10 to 1000
3) Hair Color: Blue! No-- fruit smoothies! What was the quesiton again?
4) Favorite Bands/Singers: Linkin Park, Michelle Branch, Evanescence, Good Charlotte, Beyonce, 3 Doors Down, Liz Phair, um, and that other band that can play great songs... I forgot... damn... Also, Ayumi Hamasaki, Hikaru Utada, m-flo and dream
5) Fave anime shows: Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh![ My cousin got me hooked, Inu-Yasha, DBZ [My bro got me hooked, Yu Yu Hakusho, .Hack/Sign, and--um, that's it... i dunno...
6) Favorite color: blue-- no silver... or silver blue?.
7) Favorite Manga(s): Inu-Yasha, Dragonball, Dragonball Z
8) Favorite Quote: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! YOU BAKA! [Yami Me: THAT'S MY QUOTE!!!]
9) Fav animal: Doggies! No-- kitties! wait...
10) Fav un-anime shows: Scare Tactics, Charmed, Any Law & Order series, CSI, Extreme Elimination [God that is funny!!! Dubbed Japanese show, Forensic Files, Friends, Who's Line is it Anyway? Monk, What Not to Wear
11) My favorite Yugioh Characters: Yami Malik... evil like me! Or maybe Malik... or the Yami's... AHHHHH!!! AMNESIA!!! O_O;;;
12) Favorite Video Games: Super Smash Bros. (I Rule and Kick @$$), Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Ratchet & Clank, Spyro 1, 2, and 3; and... um... Sarge's Heroes (2)(Playing as Vikki and Kick @$$ at that too)
13) UNLUCKY NUMBER! RUUUUN! ARMAGEDDON IS AMONG US!!!
14) My (Guess the word!) -- I'm a Sophomore... YOU WISH YOU WERE A SOPHOMORE! OH! AH! YOU WISH YOU WERE A SOPHOMORE! OH! AH!

AND-- I would like to thank all the peeps who put me on their Favs list!!! ^_^ That's 25 so far!!!

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