BlueMerle
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Joined 11-14-07, id: 1420994, Profile Updated: 02-04-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Alrighty, I'm the mysterious inventor of Edward's Pet Butterfly, Freddy. I am FINALLY writing a profile! Okey-dokey:

Gender: Female. It never ceases to amaze me how people will ask my gender online even if my username is self-explanatory, like Gabriella101209.

Age: Younger than God. That's fairly obvious as well, unless God created a new God 5 minutes ago, which I'm not gonna believe in anyway.

Grade: I don't have a DVM yet, which is what I'm shooting for...

About me: I live in my own world, but that's ok, everyone knows me there. I like staring at walls and trying to find designs in them, one time i found a pirate-y sorta image. it was pretty awesome. I like all sports, although I suck especially at football... I saw the Superbowl though, Giants won!! Just in case i forget to add a disclaimer to anything: I own it. Sue me when i win the lottery.

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His Confession by Lady Alyss reviews
A funny fic if Skulduggery confessed something to Valkyrie...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Operation Protect Cub by Ashadowofwings reviews
Since the sniper failed, Scorpia has vowed to kill Alex before three weeks is up, and it's up to a certain SAS team to stop them. ON HIATUS Sorry, I've tried, but frankly I got older and I can't read it without wincing. Thanks for all the support.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
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Freddy: Edward's Sorta Famous Butterfly reviews
Every awesome book character has to have a pet butterfly. Hence we have Freddy, Edward's butterfly. This story is simply a few humurous incidences I though that Edward, the Cullens, Bella, and of course, Freddy, should enjoy. Now, it's your turn to enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edward
Ford's Self Help: Answers to Life's Questions reviews
Ford got a self help section in the newspaper! he's answering those annoying hypothetical/unanswerable questions of life that will usually keep you chewing on them for an annoyingly long time. I don't own it.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008