It's the rapid fire, bullet proof broomsticks, curses, and the unspoken agreements that define Hiruma and Mamori's odd relationship at their best, worst and the area inbetween. After all it's just another day in paradise. 100 themes challenge. Oneshots.

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

She's his Lady Luck and he's her Wild Card Man. Together they're building up a real hot hand. Yeah, they're two of a kind working on a full house. A collection of individual one shots concerning Mamori and Hiruma.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

A small collection of short individual oneshots involving Hiruma and Mamori. Each one amusing in its own way and involving a kiss of some sort. Complete. 30 kisses challenge.

Ed has a revelation regarding himself. Then he has a revelation regarding the Colonel. Epic-ness ensues for all involved.

Series of random minifics from the Teamwork universe. Main pairing NaruSasuSaku, other pairings, other POVs, might not follow Teamwork canon.

Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...

A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.

NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.

Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru

Inuyasha never talked about his childhood. However, when they come across the village he once called home, his past begins to catch up, driving a wedge between him and his friends.

A series of drabbles that the brain demands I dump somewhere. XD All genres including het, yaoi, and yuri. Each drabble has it's own warnings. Crack pairings extremely likely. Unless stated otherwise, characters are at least 20.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.

Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu

During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.

Who would have thought that germs could be useful? A humorous, multichapter story where Ed and Roy discover the possibility of romance thanks to the help of various viruses. Used to be titled 'Winter'

ON HIATUS.

AU. Life works in mysterious ways. For example Mamori Anezaki never in a million years would have guessed that she would unknowingly make a deal with the devil, especially such a young looking one with blond spiky hair and piercing blue eyes. Go figure.

A series of SasuNaru and NaruSasu fics, ficlets, and drabbles in no particular order. Just posted: Orestes Stranded

Kagome, a cybersavy senior in highschool, has managed to steal a top secret bit of software from a very famous japanese company. Unfortunately, this software turns out to be a very abusive, rude AI named InuYasha. AU, InuKag, M for language and violence

GinnyHarryDraco in various styles and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Rather experimental; please read the author's note for more details. COMPLETE

When half a minute is still too slow. SasuSaku, of a sorts. Complete.

In a world where virtual reality comes prepackaged in feathers, and where knowledge can literally kill, Naruto introduces a new game to Sasuke and Sakura: one called 'Konoha.' [Fusion with Jeff Noon's Vurt.]

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

Let me also wear such deliberate disguises... In Ino's world, people look, but never see. Ino, Chouji.

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji leads a mission. Once upon a time, that mission goes to hell in a handbasket. Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji makes Jounin at age fifteen. Here's everything he didn't put in the mission report. [now with sequel]

[Team Seven AU ficlet] Sakura is tired of being the center that Sasuke and Naruto dance around. Pairings include SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruSasu, and NaruSakuSasu implications.

Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.

It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format

[NaruSasu ficlet] When Sasuke can't ask for what he needs, Naruto has to try a little harder.

[Naruto x Ah! My Goddess x Darkstalkers] When forces beyond his imagination start moving, Naruto is granted one wish. What he gains is a friend but also a new destiny that may span several worlds and an ever increasing headache.

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

GaiSnape, NejiTrelawney, HagridKyubbi and many more insane pairings within. There is method to my madness, if you would but look for it. A Naruto x Harry Potter crossover.

Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Kabuto and Sasuke, finding that life is what you make of it in Oto.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi

Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.

SasuNaruNaruSasu. Sasuke squeezed his eyes shut. If he’d wanted to talk to a doctor, he would have asked for a doctor. “No,” he told her instead, with greater patience than he felt. “I’d like to know why I’m here.”

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

Team7 Genfic. Inhuman chakra hit Sakura with the force of a Katon. It was all she could do to pull it in when everything in her screamed to push it away.

(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.

Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7 futurefic, based on Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan shared universe.

Sasuke's moment comes, Ino has some fun, Tenten strikes a blow for the underdog, Hinata soaks up grief she doesn't deserve, Sakura receives some shocking news and Naruto takes it 'like a man.' Rough roads ahead for all.

45 RoyEd themed drabbles. 45 out of 45 complete. Complete! I FINALLY UPDATED!

A series of drabbles on Roy and Riza.

Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.

A collection of drabbles based around certain concepts and ideas of the Naruto-world. Herein lay humor and angst and Gai knitting.

SasuNaru. Yaoi.--Sasuke couldn’t remember the last time he was so self-conscious with a sword; he’d trained for years with them. The weapon should have been part of him, something essential as a hand or a foot or an eye. Now the accustomed grip felt clu

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.

Captured and imprisoned by the ruler of a mysterious island, Kagome is tossed into the Labyrinth for betrayal: a fate worse than death. For in the magical prison lurk dangerous creatures, traps, and the one known as the legendary Beast of the Labyrinth...

Silverhair Inu Yasha is forced to go shopping for a Pet.. and ends up with more than he bargained for! Chapter 4 revised, NEW Chapter 5 UP!

One day, the Sandaime Hokage decided to play with fate. The senile old man decided to leave the survival of ninja life as we know it in the hands of our favorite less-than-plucky ANBU. Then it all goes downhill.

Political scheming, uncertain familial relationships, and the growing threat of war. Ever wondered what happened to Inuyasha's mother's side of the family? IKa, MS.

Kagome inadvertently unseals the deity Inuyasha, who has been pinned to a pillar in his temple for fifty years, and becomes the temple's new priestess. Can she soften the heart of Inuyasha, who is still hurting from the betrayal of the first priestess of

Kagome is forced to join her brother's school by her grandfather when her family notices the beatings he apparently goes through. There's only one problem. Souta goes to an allboy school.. InuyashaKagome, AU DISCONTINUED.

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

Draco sets Harry up for an ambush, and decides to follow him all day so he can watch the fireworks... but he gets much more than he bargained for.

A mother's hidden heritage, a child's fated destiny, a god's merciless game... The true enemy is not Hell, but Heaven itself.

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...

[Soul Exchange Sequel] When her nightmares start becoming reality, Kagome fights the belief that Inuyasha intends her serious harm, and questions his mental state. AU. IK [complete]

[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side

discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi

Sesshoumaru disappears, and when the Inu-tachi search for him Miroku's badly injured and Inuyasha disappears as well, leaving Sango and Kagome to fnd the missing inu brothers. When they finally reach them, it becomes a race against the clock as they try

(Complete) Naraku is dead, and Kouga is now faced with polygamy in order to keep his precious tribe from dying out. Problem is, his heart is monogamous. And to his horror, he finds it fixating on the very demon that slew his men to begin with. KK

Outside the gates of Naraku's final fortress, Inu Yasha and his party tie up a few loose ends before facing what will be the end of life as they know it.

[AU: Sequel to Prelude] Everyone knows that the Shikon Jewel is wanted by Youkai and Human alike for its legendary powers... but how can its powers be twisted in the hands of one as devious as Naraku?

(Complete) A Sango and Sesshoumaru love story.

[AU] An unexpected encounter with Sesshoumaru leads Kagome to a new understanding of the youkai lord. Perhaps first impressions aren't always true. [This story comes before Full Circle.]