Hey! If you're reading this, you've probably either read one of my fanfics, read a review I've posted, or just randomly clicked on my profile. Either way, thanks for taking the time to read this!

At little thing that is really annoying me is the keys on my netbook someties just don't work! The m is the worst, v is normally quite bad an while writing this d kept stopping working. If you notice any letters missing in my stories, please let me know! I try to look out for them but I can't always notice them.

So my tumblr is curlyfriesashair, feel free to check it out. If not, no hard feelings.

Books: Harry Potter, Chocolat, A Great And Terrible Beauty, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Great Gatsby, Keith Richards 'Life', Jane Eyre, Girl Interrupted,Kite Runner.

Films: Drive, Walk the Line, Into the Wild, Blue Valentine, Chocolat, Edward Scissorhands, Girl Interrupted, The Changeling, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, A Streecar Named Desire, Les Miserables.

Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Grease, Singin' in the Rain, Sweeney Todd

TV Shows: BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Outnumbered, Fawllty Towers, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Father Ted, IT Crowd, Young Dracula, Being Human- S1, S2 and S3 only, The Thick of It, Tess of the D'urbervilles, Exras, 8 out of 10 cats, Would I Lie to You?

Anime: Death Note, Attack On Titan, My Little Monster, Ouran High school Host Club, Free!

Music: The Kills, Dead Weather, Jack White, The White Stripes, Rolling Stones, Dead Weather, Rihanna, Elvis Presley, The Libertines, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, PJ Harvey, Garbage, Amy Whinehouse, Artic Monkeys, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Flight of the Conchords, Johnny Cash, Jeff Buckley, The Black Keys, James, Violent Femmes.

Merlin

Favorite episode: Ooh difficult.. Either the Unicorn one, the one where Uther comes back or the Dragonlord one

Favorite Female Character: Morgana. She just gets better and better, first series she didn't really have a character, second series the foundations for her character were being set, third series she had a full character, but she smirked a bit too much. In the last 2 series' she has been AWESOME

Least Favorite Female Character: Gwen, easily. She's dull, her tone of voice is always the same and she has so little personality it's crazy. She was alright in the first series and when she was evil

Favorite Male Character: Uther. Oh, Uther, how do I love thee? He's hilarious, never learns, has moments of kindness and humanity and is at his best when he's being a hypocrite and hating magic. Plus he nearly killed Gwen! I like Geoffrey too, the guy who has nearly every other job in the castle.

Least Favorite Male Character: Don't really have one. Male characters are normally better than female in this show.

Favorite Scene Ever: That’s really hard! I probably have one, but at the top of my head I can't think of one. I'll just play safe and say whenever Gwen isn't happy.

Favorite Pairing: I have many! I love Mergana especially later on, but I also like MerlnxNimueh, sometimes I like MerlnxMithian, merthur can be cool and recently I've liked onesided MerlinxGwaine on Gwaine's part, possibly because Merln and Gwaine have said like, two sentences to each other this series. MerlinxGwen is actually ok. Mainly because in the first series she had some PERSONALITY!

Least Favorite Pairing: You can guess. Arwen. Look above for reasons.

Favorite Friendship: Merlin/Arthur. What else?

Favorite Kissing Scene: Uther and troll? Apart from Arwen there haven't been too many kissing scenes. MerlinxFreya was alright.

Least Favorite Kissing Scene: Arwen. Duh!

Favorite Fight Scene: Magic fight between Nimueh and Merln. Or the one where Merlin kills Agravaine. Does that count as a fght, or s it just slaughter? Still awesome

Favorite Season: 5.

Favorite Knight: Leon. He dies constantly it seems and wasn't even a character for ages, just a random knight who delivered messages

Favorite Character of the Week: Practically the only one who knows about Merlin. Alator.

Least Favorite Character of the Week: Gwen. Who else?

Favortite Small Character: Geoffrey! He has a job for each occasion

Favorite Location: I don't know! The tavern? A random cave?

Favorite Funny Scene: Merlin and arthur scenes in his room.

Favorite Romantic Scene: Though I prefer Mergana later on, the scene in series 2 episode 3 when he says it's good to have you back.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (We don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag: Made in China (Wow America)

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies (Real smart)

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

Quotes

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a push door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever randomly burst out laughing for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have conversations with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your mind automatically translates anything, no matter how innocent, into something wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are completely insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. (*Walking down memory lane* *Slap* WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T) If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and laugh like a psycho, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.