Having raised the turtles for 16 years he would have hoped they'd grown out of the chaos and mayhem they usually cause by now. But still he has to listen to the ridiculous explanations for strange, irrational and frankly worrying behavior.

A series of one-shots about Alice's life in both 2k3 and 2k12, random things the turtle go though in their extraordinary lives, omakes, and the epic Prank Wars! R&R!

Musings and memories of the turtles' Christmas tree. Includes turtle-tot tales, pranks, and a little light swearing.

Hamato Yoshi reflects on his turtle tots and the masks he chose for them. 2012verse Disclaimer: It may surprise you to know that I don't own any Ninja rats, adorable mutant turtle tots, cats in silly striped hats, or Treasure Island. It may equally surprise you to know that I wrote all this fluff for free.

I've always wondered how the paw patrol came to be and what the story of each pup was. When I couldn't find any info on it anywhere, I thought I'd have to make some. This gives a backstory to each paw patrol member. Heart felt and cute. No swearing or nothing like that, just some sad moments, I guess. Hope you like it!

Who doesn't love the things our favorite brothers do. A series of oneshots about their not so ordinary everyday lives. Humor, cuteness and brotherly love ensured.

From their first meeting to the rest of their life together. The story of Eep and Guy. I don't own The Croods.

Raph and Leo Get DRUNK! (WARING TCEST) you've been warned..im weird so yeah..reviews are wlcomed!

Penguins and their 'idyllic' life when they are not on full alert. Drabblish style. Not meant to be a slash but you can interpret it as you want. Ch.9 - King Skipper and Commander Julien

A rogue Foot soldier finally acts on a long suffering obsession he has on a certain turtle whom he is convinced is destined to be his soul mate. A dark tale of madness, cruelty, obsession and abuse. Not for the faint of heart. Consider yourself warned. ((Nominated for 2013 AFFAs: Best Don, Best Mike, Most Outstanding OC, Best Twist, Best Multichptr, Best Horror, Best Non-Con))

April's sitting at the table in the lair. Studying. That's all. Just studying her homework. It is a coincidence that none of the other turtles can find Donatello. Rated M for adult content.

Raph and Mikey are in trouble and it doesn't look like they'll make it out alive! Just a fluffly One-shot! Lots of brotherly fluff! bit of blood R&R x

Have you ever wondered what it was like for Splinter, potty training four turtle tots at the same time? Hilarity is sure to ensue! Please R&R Anon reviews welcome! 3RD PLACE WINNER Best Chibi, 3RD PLACE WINNER Best Splinter 2014 TMNT Fanfic Comp

A series of (sorta) drabbles all about Klunk! Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they are clever and their claws sharp. (Under 500 word drabbles to brighten my sisters' day) Chapter 1 - Tesseract Cat / What can you do when a teleporting cat decides it REALLY wants your attention? / Chapter 2 - Meowditation / Sometimes, meditating can be hard when a cat is staring at you.

How did Don get his lab? His brothers and Sensei were certainly shocked when he did, of course! Remember one thing; Never give a genius time to prepare for battle. One-Shot

Clara Oswald had always been in a respectable house, with respectable people. That was until she married her husband, who makes her life miserable. So, what will happen when an unexpected blue box finds its way into her bedroom? Set in between The Snowmen and Bells of Saint John. [Story contains whouffle smut & scenes of rape and torture.]

Humanized. A series of shorts based upon activites the penguins encouter during the yearly festivities. ON HOLD

What scares a giant, muscle bound, red banded ninja turtle? You'd be surprised.

Series of related one-shots. It isn't just Master Splinter who tries to enforce rules in the lair...

Could not find the croods so the sub catigory just seemed to fit sorry about spelling errors

As the title suggests, our favorite mutant turtles find the mini episodes on YouTube. Poor Mikey just can't get a break. *Previously known as Randomchick16.*

Dialog fics. On a nightly stake-out, Raph teaches Mikey and Leo an important lesson about Donnie and his toys. Later, during a movie-marathon, the guys talk about April's first kiss. But wait, shouldn't they all be in bed? And what's this? A Prank War? On-going series of stand-alone one-shots. Open to requests, ideas and suggestions. Please review!

Story Inspired by a tale begun by tmntlover 2013 who has allowed me to write a version of her idea. Leo has a secret that he has kept to protect his brothers for years. Why is this happening? What has he ever done to deserve this?

This is a group of drabbles (or one-shots, since they're kind of long) about different adventures and moments the Turtles have shared at different ages. Why is Raphael afraid of bugs? What happens when it storms? A fight with a toaster! So many moments, so little time! Humor, sweet fluff, and adventure galore! Brothers together, Turtles forever! -

A brief oneshot on the night Mikey brought Klunk home. Leo's allergies get worse months after the fact- can Klunk stay?

Leo's trapped in a net, Donnie and Mikey are scarier than ever before, and Raph's covered in green slime. The long and short of it is, Mike and Don are fighting, and they've brought everyone in the Hamoto family down with them. Yes, down into complete and utter chaos. Where will it end? (No longer a multi-chapter story, sorry.)

TMNT 2007 movie-verse. Ficlet. Leo/Raph if you squint. I really liked the scene following Raphael getting hit with the dart and decided I needed some delirious and grumpy turtle times.

Determined to make Drusilla fall in love with him again Spike sets out and kidnaps Willow to force her into casting the spell that will win back Dru's unbeating heart. But the temptation of an innocent witch proves too endearing for Spike, and Willow finds herself becoming more of a pawn than a meal for the jealous ridden vampire.

Mikey is turned into a cat thanks to Klunk, what trouble can he get into? takes place after 'Joining the Hamato clan' R&R

Soft pitter patter of feet could be heard heading towards the bathroom. A petite figure walked in and stood in front of the sink. Donatello stared, not really processing what had just happened until he felt Leo huddle to him in shock. Donatello blinked and took part of Leonardo's towel and held it to his chest as though to cover himself up. Picture by Brushbell on .

Skipper's biography, updated from the previous version i posted

What happens when our favorite turtles(2K3) watch the Nickelodeon version? This. Warning! Don't read if you prefer the 2K12 series over the 2K3! You might be offended! Will be continued! (8/21/16)

Just a silly wee one-shot! When Shredder tries to destroy the turtles nothing can stop him... Except one thing... R&R

Mikey has Klunk, Raph has Spike, what else is new?

When Mikey is seen acting on his teenage boy urges, he must face the humiliation and torture from his family. The problem is, he's not sure who's torture is worse: Raph and Leo's teasing or Donnie and Splinter's lectures. ONE-SHOT! 3rd Place Winner for Best Comedy in the 2013 Fanfic Competition!

An interesting One-Shot about how one word can make even the loudest of lairs go silent and how easy it is for Splinter to use that to his advantage. Disclamer: I do not own TMNT

You can always count on Klunk to save Mikey when he's in danger. R&R

This is up for adoption. Rated M for Mature. Set after the 2003 series, the Dark Turtles attack and do some serious physical, emotional, and mental damage to our favorite brainy terrapin. Can his brothers piece him back together?

2012. Short stories from the early years of an accidental father to four unusual sons.

Turtle Tot Fic! Also, 2k12 universe! Splinter is constantly on the move trying to keep up with four rambunctious mutant children. They're all quite lucky that they're loved so much. One-shot.

Read the warning, this is a comedy.

Splinter and one of the other turtles has finally noticed how much coffee Donatello drinks. Needless to say it does go as planned. Donnie is kind of scary without that coffee. Oneshot. Rated T for language.

Michelangelo and Donatello team up to do the unthinkable. One-shot.

Kinda like 'Dear Fanfiction Writers' except the letters are longer, and they are directed to individual writers. Enjoy!

After the Avengers have gone their seperate ways Bruce is kidnapped and ends up getting saved by the least likeliest person. Bruce/Loki Pairing. Rated M

Inspired by Hipturtle's Confessions. Private has decided to make a Mother's day gift, deciding to give it to the most motherly animal he knows. And no, this animal isn't really a female... One-Shot.

When the zoo temporarily acquires a foreign visitor, Julien helps to bridge the divide—and in more ways than one. First chapter by jackandjill2.

Raph and Mikey get into an argument that leads to a very strange wager. One shot. Warnings for language and sexual content.

Life through Klunk's eyes. Art by Ashitarimai

Splinter has a problem.

One shot. A typical school day with the turtles. Dedicated to all home schoolers.

Kowalski accidentally turns himself into a lemur while trying to give himself regenerative powers. Now he has to stay with the lemurs, and Julien is showing a growing interest in him. Kowalski/Julien

THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.

Co-authored with H.E. Grey! "My sons, enough is enough. I've had it up to here with all the insanity that goes on around here, and this list will tell you what you are and are not allowed to do anymore. Please, no more explosions."

Just an idea I had for a while, and I need something to work off my brain block

Based on inuficcrzy's "Splinter's Rules for the Lair", here's some explaination on some of those 'rules'. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTERS!

Beware of short people offering Water for Tea.

What do you do when your friends in the next room assault your eardrums with noisy, invasive sex sounds? If you're the Hamato brothers, you start placing bets. Rated M for some smutty talk.

Donatello finds out that there are some things his brothers won't do for Science. One-shot.

Master Splinter is being hunted by a stealthy enemy that spells disaster to the turtles' lives. A humor fic... Please R&R!

Casey and Splinter go on a rescue mission. Things progress exactly as well as expected.

Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters in this household. Quite forcibly.

Michelangelo is aware of Leonardo's weird and adventurous tastes, but sometimes he feels he's going beyond the call of duty. Especially when bullwhips are involved.

Someone's tooth is pulled. While the lair is out of anesthetics. Otherwise, a normal afternoon.

What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.

Raph is treated to an evening of learning. Oneshot.

Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!

One turtle must do the unthinkable. Will he survive? There's only one way to find out!

How do you soothe the savage Raphael? Carefully! FINISHED!

Can Mikey be victorious in this battle?

Somewhat of a prequel to "Through His Eyes."