Fave Books: Twilight Saga, Vampire Kisses, Any Books By Darren Shan any book with vamires, and the hunger games troligy!!

Fave Movies: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, I love any movie that has a vampire in it!!

Fave Bands: The Latency, Shiloh, Lady Gaga

Fave Songs: The Banana Phone, Put a banana in your ear(from charlie the unicorn)

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed.

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.

If you hate Spongebob Squarepants and would attack him with a knife if given the chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

i believe that A.D.D and A.D.H.D is a gift not a dissorder if you think that to then put this on your profile

98 Percent Of The Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean It. If You Are The 2 Percent That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your

Perfection is a waste of time.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

If two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird…

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you Jack-ass"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (and that's being generous)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Your village called, they're missing they're idiot.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces

Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory...

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong..

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If Jasper Cullen has won your hear...copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
UrDadSaidICouldn't Use the Door, Malice in Horrorland,Twilightholic-Tanya, Breeze, Spider-Monkey-Forever, Marshies

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother;

I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

friends let you have all the blankets at night when you sleepover
best friends leave you cold, and warm you with a hug when you wake them up by spitting in their ear
friends pay for your ticket to the movies
best friends crawl along the floor of the grocery store with you to get enough change to get in
friends offer advice on boyfriend problems
best friends three way with the boyfriend and not tell him that you are listening in
friends offer you their seat
best friends let you sit on their lap
friends try not to annoy you and never call or text
best friends are always nosy and call you 24/7
friends let you use the shower first
best friends shower with you
friends tell of your stalkers for you
best friends tell you how to tease them and mess with their brains
friends turn on the water so you can shave your legs
best friends shave your legs for you
friends turn up the music when you ask
best friends sing louder when you ask and say that it technically counts as louder
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin oh shit we fucked up.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would stand there laughing at you as you make a fool our of yourself.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be up there with you

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, and today is a gift. Thats why we called present!" -Kung Fu Panda

"Life was so much easier when boys had cooties."

"Stuff you hear about me might be true. Then again, it might be a s fake a the person who told you."

"Well behaved women never make history."

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

"Over my pile of ashes." -Rosalie Hale

"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away." -Edward Cullen

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils..." -Louis Hector Berloiz

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch

"When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the celing?"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary." -Gerard Way

"I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters." -Gerard Way (HAHA! BEST QUOTE EVER!)

"Popsicle is the new black." -Frank Lero

"The world is less violent when people are using Hula-Hoops" -Gerard Way

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this to your profile.

If you have tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you compare people to Edward or Bella, copy this to your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obessed love struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this to your profile.

If you are obessed with TWILIGHT and its not even funny anymore, copy this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and want to become one, copy this to your profile.

If you think Emmett , Jasper, James is HOT, copy this to your profile.

If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to women (and men), copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in NEW MOON, copy this to your profile.

If you think all twilight guys are hot copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have a child you are considering naming him Edward or Anthony, copy this to your profile.

If your obessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (Doesn't mean that his name has to be Edward), copy this to your profile.

10.) If you make one of your sons mow the lawn, and they find a luxury car on cement bricks in the grass that nobody knew about...

9.) If your older brother walks you to school and you’re in the same grade after 100 years…

8.) If the sister your parents adopt for you is also supposed to be your wife…

7.) If your new sister-in-law can kick your ass at arm wrestling…

6.) If the vamps in charge seem like the drunk, crazy cousins that have a secret meth lab in Volturi, Italy…

5.) If you have a really fast car to make Mike Newton feel completely inferior that you’re also itching to drive in a NASCAR race…

4.) If your beautiful, supermodel-looking life mate can drain and fill the oil in your car faster than you can…

3.) If you stomp into the house after your girlfriend comes back from La Push with a broken hand, and shout “The Feud is back on!”…

2.) If your brother marries your sister…

And finally, the number one reason...

If your best friend ex wanna-be boyfriend falls in love with your half-breed vampire baby… eewwww…

YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE REDNECK

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

EDWARD CULLEN SONG!! (Video on www.youtube.com)

(not a really big edward fan just love this song)

In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen

Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish that I could get all the girls, yo
Didn’t have to breathe, didn’t have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the Piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
That’s such an awesome name, they’ll all be jealous of me

Chorus

Wish I could be in, Dr. Cullen’s
Family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can, be my brethren
And he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N’ Cold
Don’t wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes
I’d run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
It’s obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no, then I’ll have to agree
Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me

Chorus

Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward, I would be
1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be
And James would be afraid of me
I would live happily
If I could read peoples thoughts
I wanna have Edwards life
I wanna graduate a thousand times

Chorus

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

╚═╩═╩═╝Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Funny Bumper stickers

1. I love animals, they taste great.

2. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

3. "Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

4. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

5. "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

6. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

9. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

10. All generalizations are false, including this one.

11. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

12. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

13. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

14. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

15. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

16. Okay, who put the "stop payment" on my reality check?

17. Few woman admit their age. Few men act theirs.

18. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
When I was born I was black,"
When I grew up I was black,"
When I'm sick I'm black,"
When I go out in the sun I'm black,"
When I'm cold I'm black,"
When I die I'll be black."

But you sir..."
When you were born you were pink,"
When you grew up you were white,"
When you're sick, you're green,"
When you go out in the sun you turn red,"
When you're cold you turn blue,"
And when you die you turn purple."
And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away embarrassed...
put this on your profil if you hate racism

Story
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please? It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and say that she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.Bold things that you are

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I HATE kids so I MUST be unethical
I LOVE diet soda, so I MUST be anorexic

Edward VS Human Guy

A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car.
EDWARD can push the speeding car out of your way.
A human guy can only get you roses or chocolates.
EDWARD can buy you a half a million dollar Ferrari without you even asking for it.
A human guy can't protect you from a blood-thirsty vampire.
EDWARD can rip that vampire into pieces with his bare hands and teeth and burn the remains.
A human guy can only make you blush.
EDWARD can make your heart accelerate, make you start hyperventilating and eventually pass out.
A human guy would cry if he lost his girl.
EDWARD would KILL HIMSELF if he lost his only love. (and Edward sparkles!)

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

a boy and a girl(whom are dating) were in a car the girls very quiet so the boy asks

boy: what's wrong

girl: can you pull over first

the boy pulls over and asks the girl what is wrong again

girl:i really like you but i think we should see other people

the boy looks very sad and about to cry he turns around and hands her a piece of paper before she can read it a drunk driver looses control and smashes right into them the girl has barely a scrath but the boy didn't make it she opens the note and it says

without your love i die

This is true

~Twilight Oath~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remeber Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remeber Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remeber Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remeber Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remeber Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remeber Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remeber the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, 1pepsi1obsessed, THEBESTDAMNTHING96, Mordanyes,KatieCullen96 (As long as I have some friends and am entertained, I am good), Vampiregirl345, Marshies

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash.

The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse.

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." ~ Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous

Stephenie Meyer, if you are reading this, I just want to say, its benificial to you that I'm not meeting you in real life, for our conversation would only last about 15 seconds anyway.

Here's how it would go down:

1) I see you
2) I hyperventalaite I butchered that word trying to spell it
3) A series of annoying squeals would escape my throat
4) I scream, break your eardrums
5) Cry
6)Then faint and later wake up with a restraining order taped to my forehead

Or at least, thats the most plausible answer.

Anywho. You are my idol. You are awesome and I would have my first seizure if I ever met you.

If you love Emmett Cullen, copy this onto your profile!

If even though Edward thinks that vampires don't have souls, and quite frankly you would willingly give yours up to become a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a klutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (animals count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, IamNotStalkingEmmett

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :P

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Midnight Sun to come out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, IamNotStalkingEmmett

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), IamNotStalkingEmmett (Emmett Cullen. If you don't know who he is I say damn you to the deepest, fieriest pit of hell. Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries.) Marshies (Emmett Cullen, The Salvatore Brothers, Carlisle Cullen, Jasper Cullen, James, Ichigo, Fang, Iggy)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Emmett, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object doesn't like you as much because you yelled at it copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile!

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laughed your head off when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to PUNCH someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to just PUNCH Bella or Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laughed hysterically and thought Edward had it coming when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you lost said argument, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

If when someone asks your age, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If less than two days before this was posted, your profile was blank, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile.

If you plan on kidnapping Emmett because he is so damn sexy and you want him for yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Midnight Sun NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks.

If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fanfictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalk full of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fanfiction, Copy this onto your fanfiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, IamNotStalkingEmmett

If you've ever tried to see if there is a real life version of Emmett Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a pet copy and paste this on to your profile

If you can just never type fast enough copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that, while the bus is at it, it should take out Edward, you know the drill.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, IamNotStalkingEmmett

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

If sometimes you seem to trip over thin air copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Emmett' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your kinda person who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of statistics are fake.If you have ever made up a percentage just to get your point across copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of your chair backwards copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

You suck. More than half of the people who read that bursted into tears. If you didn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest, or a good way to spend time, or even matters, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Emmett Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Emmett Cullen... though that would kick ass), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to PUNCH someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to PUNCH Bella or Edward, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but one of the Cullens is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If only you had an Edward Cullen, you could pass for a Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Emmett Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child you'll name them after one of the Cullens, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself that has gotten violent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered changing your name, and naming yourself after a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B) Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Humanitarians help humans but vegetarians EAT vegetables.

There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amount of high explosives.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I hate people, people make me pro-nuclear.

Support your local medical examiner-die strangely.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

15 Things to do when your in Wal-mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

~Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
~Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
~You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
~You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far= 4

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
~You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
~You just tried to sing them.
~You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
~You have choked on your own spit.
~You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
~You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
~You just looked at it.
~Your hair is blond/dirty blond.
People have called you slow.

total so far=16

~You have accidentally caught something on fire
~You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
~You have caught yourself drooling.
~You’ve fallen asleep in class
~If someone says “fart” you laugh.
~You just laughed.

total so far=22

~Sometimes you just stop thinking
~You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
~You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far=25

~You have eaten a bug.
~You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
~You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
~You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far=29

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
~You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
~You have fallen out of your chair before
~When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

grand total=32

now i feel stupid.

95 of teenagers would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if your the 5 that would pull up a chair, grab some popcorn and scream "JUMP JUMP JUMP ! ! !