Most people call me Kieth. You should too, it's my name. Now, there's not much to tell, but I'll do my best to indulge you on my details, whtever that means. As a man called Kieth, writing waffle is easy: waffle. My goodness, that was easy. Easier than writing a good story, at least. If you can write waffle as well as I can, let me know. Silly as it may sound, the call of the waffle is none more than key to writing. Calling bluff as you wish, but I'm on the 3rd line of my bio and you're still reading. How? Really, it's just waffle ... waffle that we want? Is it? Shizzle no. So why are you still reading? Eat waffle, love waffle, don't read it on some site, my friend. You know, being a Kieth does have it's hardships. More in the sense that I'm called Kieth. Oh, just say that in your head over and over. Ugh, it can't be done without feeling icky afterwards. Right, then, onto normal details - Kieth.

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That's what you want, right, internet?

-Kieth Roberts