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Uzumaki by
AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,046 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 5,062 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Weeb by
Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,381 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up Black by
Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 4841 - Favs: 8,213 - Follows: 8,049 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Tale of the Setting Sun by
PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,468 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 8,166 - Follows: 9,206 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
To rule from an Iron Throne by
Zenzao reviews
On the day when the House of Potter fell to the banners and men of House Gaunt, not a single drop of Potter-blood was meant to be spared the merciful blade. Yet the duty beholden of Sirius Black, the execution of every child and cousin, was left one short at the very end, and the last Potter is raised a bastard of House Black while the red-eyed Usurper rests upon the Iron Throne.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Odd Ideas by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by
BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
Branches by
To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Price is Right by
Hi Pot And News reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 6,596 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Hogwarts Battle School by
Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by
BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Drifting by
AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6284 - Favs: 8,999 - Follows: 8,071 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun by
Lord umbrex reviews
AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 318,076 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Daatyod by
Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Perverted Tales by
Nanome reviews
Every Apprentice tries to be like their Master. But Naruto did his best to never become a pervert like Jiraiya. Sadly, some things are meant to be. And a year into the training trip, Jiraiya has successfully corrupted his last apprentice. But even Jiraiya couldn't have expected that the student would surpass the master. In every way. Strong! Sage! Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Konan, Mabui
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by
HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Emperor by
Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by
Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,803 - Follows: 8,490 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The Changeling by
Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by
spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,906 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 8,680 - Follows: 8,461 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Of Change by
AbolishedPenguinWriter reviews
After Fifth Year, Harry Potter has lost everything. What will it take for him to overcome his latest anguish and seek revenge on those lost. No Time Travel, No Slash, Independent, Sixth Year, Gritty Realism, New Powers, some Humour, no pairings, Kickass!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 250,653 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Harry P.
Whiskey Time Travel by
Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,342 - Follows: 9,021 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by
Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014
A Different Legend by
Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,122 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Magical Relations by
evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 7,106 - Follows: 8,699 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Magicks of the Arcane by
Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Veela by
Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 11,033 - Follows: 11,024 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Obito-Sensei by
Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by
Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 6,156 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by
Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
CAPTIN AMERCA: INVASION OF VLADEMIR PUTIN by
ballistic dolphin reviews
He didnt stop @ Ukraine now hes coming to kill the America dudes its pretty good u should read it I know some people HATE MY FANFICS BUT THAT DOSENT MATTER READ IT ANYWAY BECUASE AMERICA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Thanos, Loki] [Thor, Nick F.]
Gilded by
Duesal Bladesinger reviews
With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why do his dreams feel so real? Why does he remember things that never were? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by
Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Revolutionary by
Lord Darkly reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Leaf Village was left without it's Third Hokage. Now, thirteen years later, a very different shinobi world marks the landscape. In a land where mercy is weakness, and the balance of power grows ever more rigid, one Uchiha stands alone in his quest for recognition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,038 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Danzō S.
Naruto: Ouroboros by
maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by
Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Radiant Nights by
JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by
The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by
Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by
Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
White snakes and rusty kunai by
Tartarun reviews
The white haired boy was laughing. "Guess we can't ignore the prodigy child any longer." In which Orochimaru learns first hand how cruel and unwelcoming the ninja world can be, especially to outsiders.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by
The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 11,680 - Follows: 11,875 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Darkness Falls Upon Us by
Bl4ckC0bra reviews
AU Where Neville is the Boy-who-lived and Harry is forced to grow up in an orphanage after a death eater attack killed his parents. Dark!Harry UPDATE: Chapter 28 posted 1/4/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,687 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Narration Irritation 3: Lemon Bones by
Kevin3 reviews
Harry finally manages to squeeze a lemon out of the narrator... but it's not the kind of lemon he was expecting. Explicit parody content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by
NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
On Sorting by
BiJane reviews
A quick piece from the mind of the Sorting Hat, and a much darker take on its role.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by
MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by
Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 191 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Mirrors by
Tartarun reviews
Some days he looks into the mirror and sees a shattered Hiruzen staring back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by
Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by
stormarrow reviews
Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
No Way In Hell by
Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by
Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Rise of the Wizards by
Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4555 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 5,606 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by
Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rights of Succession by
Ekusukallybaa reviews
Six months after Orochimaru's appointment to the position of Fourth Hokage, a certain man discovers the horrifying truth behind Konoha's new leader's power. Now, Namikaze Minato, S-Rank criminal of the Leaf, leads an insurgency against the Snake Sannin from within the borders of the Land of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H.
Agent Potter by
White Angel of Auralon reviews
HP / James Bond x-over - Harry uses the first chance he gets to escape his horrible life at Privet Drive when he is offered a very special job by a man that is thought to be imprisoned in the infamous prison of Azkaban. Learning more about the magical and the muggle world Harry Potter starts his way in the service of her Majesty. Look out 007, now comes Harry Potter. Later lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,072 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Genius Like Him by
thirdmetaphor reviews
In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Bloody Mist by
thirdmetaphor reviews
The story of Terumi Mei, from graduate of the Bloody Mist to legendary Mizukage. MadaMei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Madara U., Mei T.] Ao, Chōjūrō - Complete
Burgundy Blues by
Inkyprints reviews
Here's an interesting fact that I just made up. In a strange universe slightly disconnected from this one, Harry Potter was born premature on the 31st of July 1980. In this story, he wasn't. Born 27th of September 1980 this is a Harry Potter with no scar, new classmates, a sinister looking wand, and somehow he's got a strange diary belonging to T. M. Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,533 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mark of Genius by
Riya3 reviews
Hatake Kakashi. Eight dogs that crowded his house of two. A disgraced name turned on its head. A Rivalry that clung to him like a burr. An anbu title taken from a dead man. Three kids that grew up drenched in peace. A mask, because it keeps his nose warm. Kakashi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Kakashi H., Rin] Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Snake Within by
arkkitehti reviews
During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,938 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 5,579 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Solipsistic by
Riya3 reviews
A tale of the Uchiha coup, and what it takes to save their clan. Reincarnation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete
Finding The Cure by
Ericlau99 reviews
The life of the average wizard has become less and less prominent as time moves forward. Yes, there have been many advances in the wizarding world, but they have been mediocure compared to the achievements of their muggle counterparts. Here, we follow the life of Harry Potter as he becomes something more than the average wizard. On his journey to find knowledge and change the world
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,703 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC
Champion by
White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 5,615 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Twist of Fate by
FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 723,060 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Delenda Est by
Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7592 - Favs: 14,217 - Follows: 8,891 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Divisions by
Magery reviews
"Someone unattainable, then?" she deduces; her mind is like a diamond, all glinting brilliance and sharp edges. "Not the Weasley girl?" He laughs uncomfortably. "In another life, perhaps." Harry, Daphne, and the difference between what is fated and what simply is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Cause and Effect by
Vexel reviews
James Potter had a plan, an ingenious one in fact; graduate from Hogwarts, become an Auror, marry Lily Evans and live happily ever after. Simple, right? Well it was until Hermione Granger decided to show up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 163 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by
Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by
Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11211 - Favs: 14,839 - Follows: 9,955 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by
HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Connections by
aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Tides of War by
Paxdeus reviews
HP/FD/GD/DG Harry is a cold Ravenclaw, who values knowledge and power over everything after loosing the love of his life. Set in fourth year, AU and OOC obviously. Starts right after Harry's name came out of Goblet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,228 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D., Daphne G.
Way of the Rattlesnake by
Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by
ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,638 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by
the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Warlock of Slytherin by
Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 5,846 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The True Horror of Konoha (Rewrite) by
jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Naruto U.
Rectifier by
Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Trust Is A Relative Thing by
Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 7,210 - Follows: 7,771 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by
SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ramen Doodles by
Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Invisible Thread by
Z-bond reviews
"The future isn't written in stone..." Harry's brother Daniel, is the B-W-L, both raised by their grandparents after their parents' death. But Harry is finding it harder to keep his little brother ignorant and safe as they age and he has to choose between his political career and helping his brother. Eventual Harry/Fleur pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Kings Among Runaways by
Nautical Paramour reviews
Sequel to Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier. Hermione has left the Order, but now she needs to learn to navigate fully grown Death Eaters and the Dark Lord himself. Is there anything left of the Tom Riddle that she fell in love with in the volatile Lord Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,528 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Voldemort, Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Stages of Hope by
kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,736 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by
Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Curiosity by
HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 189 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by
Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Playing with the timeline by
Mirabilis1235 reviews
Harry has been chosen. Given power, pureblood knowledge, his true potential and a greater destiny. Watch how this change can alter the timeline. Will Hogwarts be able to handle the new, improved Harry Potter? Now starting year 2. HP/DG/SB/KB/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 188,038 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P.
The Other Boy Who Lived by
Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Teammates by
Tsukune08 reviews
This is my take on the fourth year and what should have happened in an ideal Harry world to reward him for his shitty life. Give it a look and tell me what you think. HP/AJ/AS/KB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,016 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Angelina J.
Unspeakable Potter by
Z-bond reviews
All he ever wanted to do was to protect his loved ones and prevent further tragedies from happening, but will he throw his humanity away to achieve it? Features a powerful Harry! Pairings: Harry/OC, Harry/Fleur. Neville Longbottom is BWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,975 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Story of Hallows and Horcruxes by
Johnny Farrar reviews
A fast-paced action thriller that chronicles Harry's journey as he seeks to destroy the Horcruxes. Follow Harry Potter as he faces desertion from friends, courts allies amidst enemies and traverses through a quagmire of uncharted and undefined magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Deprived by
The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 12,097 - Follows: 11,727 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Killing Intent by
demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Daily Prophet, Always telling the truth by
Sagajagan reviews
A selection of newspaper clippings from Britain's favourite communist-free newspaper over the last 14 years
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Harry Potter and the Path to Greatness by
LignumVitae86 reviews
Harry potter is a Ravenclaw. Neville is the BWL! He devotes his life to developing himself in all magic so he may one day save his mother from her coma. Raised by Remus, no harem but no shy harry either, eventual H/Fleur. Powerful, independent Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,668 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P.
Naruto's Quirks by
mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Potter Politics by
Johnny Farrar reviews
Power comes in various ways and forms. A young Harry learns of the power that the station in his life grants him. Politics, intellect and magic all comes together as Harry struggles to combat the forces that seek to utilise him to their nefarious ends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,090 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 492 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by
Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by
Blank402 reviews
Dumbledore and Grindelwald combined forces and carved out an empire for "the greater good". Now, Harry must enter this confusing world and decide for himself what the Greater Good truly is. AU. Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,799 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Tête à tête With Tom by
knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 359 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Duellist by
Johnny Farrar reviews
A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 500 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
That Potter Boy by
BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 238 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by
DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4234 - Favs: 10,602 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by
Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nin Tech by
Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by
MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 732 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by
HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 215 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Burn the Hope by
Loony Dagda reviews
Neville has been declared the Boy Who Lived, but Harry's parents are still dead, and he's sent to live with the Dursleys. Come first year of Hogwarts, Draco meets the most interesting boy. Dark Slytherin Harry. All Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Gritty Reboot by
FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by
Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by
vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Genius of Konoha by
Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by
Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Best Seven Years by
Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Memory Keeper by
Niger Aquila reviews
AU Fifty years after Voldemort won the war, all is well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by
Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by
ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by
drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,007 - Follows: 1,769 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by
IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by
lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Cauterize by
Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,759 - Follows: 980 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by
Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by
Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Destinies by
DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 7,929 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by
Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Child of Mercy by
Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.