Wazzup! Caesar Flickerman here.

I am currently in the process of writing a novel (Which could expand into a trilogy) called Clandestine. After my horrible attempt at a first fanfic, I will be currently more into the study of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, because this is basically a fanfic about how Kyon's/Haruhi's world gets into a dystopic setting, kind of using the 1984 book and other novels as the basis.

I have finished my 1st chapter (Out of, if all goes well, 20 or more) and am in the progress of beta reading.

If I ever do plan to continue Clandestine into a trilogy, I thought of naming the other two"Nefarious" and "Halcyon."

A little something about me:

My favorite animes are as followed and I quote: Sword Art Online, Haruhi Suzumiya, Clannad: After Story, Steins;Gate, Robotics;Notes, Gundam, Gurren Lagann, Toradora, and others

Where did I get my pen name?: I got it from the interviewer in the Hunger Games who interviews every tribute before they are sent to fight other tributes. (That is, yes, Caesar Flickerman)

Are you addicted to the Hunger Games?: I used to be, but when the girls got all "Team Peeta" and "Team Gale" it just made me so sad I stopped reading Catching Fire and am not going to watch the two movies that come afterward.

How do people react when you tell them you love anime?: Really?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you feel when they react?: I have the sudden urge to punch them in the face (lol I know that sounds stupid)

How old are you really?: 13. Yes, I am 13. That was exactly how people reacted on Bricksinmotion when I told them I was 11. (I stopped going there a year ago after my camera broke)

What do you think is going to be the groundbreaking moment in your entire life?: When there will be a Season 3 of Haruhi Suzumiya. I will be as happy as a 400-pound fat kid entering into a McDonalds. (Not that I hate fat people or any other race, religion, or any other part of culture or body of a human being in that matter)

What do you think of the people on FanFiction.net?: I think they are very honest and nice. They can be critical in their reviews, but I take it as something to learn from. They are very helpful and can always be there to help you with whatever you have that is too confusing for you.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Kirito

2. Kyon

3. Haruhi

4. Kamina

5. Taiga

6. Nagisa

7. Asuna

8. Konata

9. Cato

10. Guy who ran over Bella with a truck in the first Twilight book

11. Light Yagami

12. Simon

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No. But I'd like to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah he's hot! That's why he gets all the chicks until he gets killed in the series! (No homo)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ok, so a guy who pilots giant robots gets a video game girl pregnant.

You know what would happen? He'd write a memoir and break up with her. Those two are COMPLETELY different people.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell freaking yeah. Nagisa should be better off with a guy who gets 80s on his grades than an electrician.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hmm.. I don't know myself. Taiga likes tough men. Cato and the guy who ran over Bella with a truck are both pretty tough people. But considering that Cato survived until like the very end of the Hunger Games while that guy only ran over a girl who likes boys who sparkle, I think Taiga/Cato would be the winning couple.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Asuna does not approve of slash.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The guy who runs over Bella with a truck has an emotional breakdown because Bella didn't die after he ran over her, thus making the whole series continue, and Haruhi tries to cheer him up by having sex with him.

Now doesn't that sound GREAT?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably. If so, it'd be about two gamers who are hurt in life and decide to spend the time by playing games in order to make themselves feel less emotional.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Futuristic Lover.

It sounds more like Futurama though.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I have no friends. ;-(

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Same as 11.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Same as 11.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm not sure. Too lazy to decide. Requires too much of my brain.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Rated M for awkward and pointless gangbang.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't remember. It had to do with her and Ryuji having sex though.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Kirito and Asuna (YES!!!!!!) are in a happy relationship until Cato runs off with Asuna (o_O WTF). Kirito, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Light Yagami (0_0_0_0_0) and a brief unhappy affair with Nagisa (Okay-ish...), then follows the wise advice of Taiga and finds true love with Kyon.

Summary of pretty much the best fanfic ever.