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REMEMBER! When in doubt, ask yourself: What would Link do?

he plunged into enemy territory
How he saved his homeland

I’ve heard legends of that person
How he traveled the breadth of the land reducing all he touched to rubble.

I’ve heard legends of that person
I’ve heard legends of that person

Revered by many -- I, too, revere him
Feared by many -- I, too, fear him

Now that person
Stands at my side

Now that person stands at my side
Now my friends are with me
Some of them were once heroes
Some, my mortal enemies

And as we face each other in battle, locked in combat
We shine ever brighter

-ssbb

My website on the secret Saturdays i made myself.

But i don't go on it so it's not up to date -_-

You know your absessed with the secret saturdays when

1. If you have tried (or succeed) in styling your hair like Zak’s.

2. If you said your parents are going to pop a vain when they see your new hair.

3. If you argued with your science teacher about making cryptozoology part of the course.

you name your dog,cat,or bird : komodo,Fisk,or Zon.

5. If someone acts weird you think it’s an evil doppelganger.

6. If you have stopped using salt.

7. If you made a claw from yarn, pipe cleaners and a paper towel roll.

8. If you cried when your home made claw didn’t work.

9. If you compare your parent’s marriage to doc and drew’s marriage.

10. If you are very cautious of mirrors.

11. If you search your TV guide looking for weird world.

12. If you call your TV Company and ask why you don’t get weird world.

13. If you hate Monday even more now.

14. If you plan your life around new episodes.

15. If your word robe contains only orange and black clothes.

16. If you look at rocks and stones very closely now.

17. If you cover a knife in hot sauce and call it a fire sword.

18. If instead of a car you want an air ship for you sweet sixteen.

19. If have devoted an entire day to the secret Saturdays.

20. If you can’t recognize an animal at the zoo and you think it’s a cryptid.

21. If you have tied Christmas lights to a bird to get rid of a baby sitter.

22. If you keep track of all the places the Saturdays travel because your senior trip.

23. If you have tried to find drew’s parents.

24. If you are never going fishing again.

25. If your failing math, but figured out how many seconds till the primer of ‘’kur rising” (July 31)

26. If you’re tempted to swim a volcano.

27. If you write an application to be Van Rook’s new apprentice.

28. If you go to a pet store and ask for an ornithocheirus, a fiskertion phantom, a komodo dragon or all three.

29. If you look for a collage that has a course in cryptozoology.

30. If you have a list of ways Solomon got the nick name doc.

31. If you want to spend more time with your uncle.

32. If you say bad dragon to a pet when it misbehaves.

33. If your Friday night is planed around the new Secret Saturdays episode and researching cryptids.

34. If you know exactly what would happen if Zak drove the air ship.

35. If you join the science club but don’t tell anybody because you want to be a secret science test.

36. If you refer to your bike or car as the air ship.

37. If you failed a science tests because you based your answers off what you learned on the secret Saturdays.

38. If you sit in the woods for hours on the slight chance you’ll see a cryptid.

39. If you constantly talk about the show to ever one, even when they don’t know what you are talking about.

40. If you can draw all the characters perfectly with your eyes closed.

41. If the show’s web site (or any site about the show) is your home page.

42. If you get a tattoo like Van Rook’s.

43. If you plan to buy the Secret Saturday’s video game for a game system you don’t even have.

44. If you compare people in real life to people in the show.

45. If you rewrite every episode in your head, only changing it to be you’re in it.

46. If you think you’re smarter than everyone because you know what Argost is really up to.

47. If when your pet obeys a command you think you have influencing powers.

48. If you’re favorite colors are now orange, white and black.

49. If you’re no longer afraid of what goes bump in the night.

50. If you actually get these jokes.

51. If you know some of these apply to YOU.

52. If you now want to try some of the things I just listed.

Paste this on your profile if you are witch you are

52 more ways to tell if you are abbsessed with the secret saturdays

1. You reject a dream date because you’d miss a new episode.

2. You watch the new episodes in Spanish (on you tube) and you don’t Know a lick of Spanish.

3. You can now steal someone’s belt while they are wearing it.

4. You now use butifiment on a daily bases.

5. You threaten people with crypitds.

6. You know Zak will replace Edward very, very soon.

7. You are attempting to remodel your room exactly like Zak’s.

8. You try to learn Sumerian just so you can read the kur stone.

9. You act like your back pack is a jet pack.

10. You see an air plane and think it’s the air ship.

11. You now have the highest science grade in your class, school, or grade.

12. You bust open a door and yell “Zak Saturday to the rescue!”

13. Your friends have never seen the show, but know ever word of ever episode thanks to you.

14. You ask people if they are a lemurian.

15. Your life became so much better after the primer of the secret Saturdays.

16. You got a scuba licenses just to look for Kumari Kandom.

17. You know Doyle will get zak a jet pack.

18. You have tried (or succeeded) in giving someone a fur ball sandwich.

19. You tell people they have bad science.

20. You attempt all the stunts you see in the show.

21. You plan to invade Weird world just to test your skills.

22. You realized that it has never rained in a single episode of the secret Saturdays.

23. You bought an iPod just to watch episodes of the secret Saturdays on it.

24. You drank six sodas at once just to know what it feels like.

25. You now know were all water on earth comes from.

26. You have bail money incase Zak and Doyle get arrested.

27. You think phone static is an E.V.P.

28. You get yelled at for dozing off but you assure them that you’re just getting your stretch on.

29. You are cautions of any one playing a video game.

30. You get scared when your mom wants hot choclet and mina marshmallows.

31. You are trying to find Kur.

32. Your idea of a wild night is a fist fight on the secret Saturdays.

33. You are very mellow, freak out when the secret Saturdays get mentioned.

34. You spend you free time looking up crypids.

35. You want Jay Stephens to run for president.

36. You are now every science teacher’s favorite student.

37. You spend hours staring at animals trying to influence them.

38. You now put an “S” on everything.

39. You think reading secret Saturdays fan fiction is way cooler than reading Twilight.

40. You have gotten at least one person hooked on the show.

41. You refuse to go to the zoo until they get some cryptids.

42. You are scared of salt know.

43. You dream and day dream about the secret Saturdays.

44. You do something stupid and say that it was evil doppelganger.

45. You dream about fighting the likes of Argost and Van Rook.

46. You answers in science class (or any class) relate to the secret Saturdays somehow.

47. You stay up all night waiting for the new episode.

48. You play the Saturdays’ them song in the car, hoping someone will recognize it and think your cool.

49. You make up your own saturday world in your head.

50. You have watched every episode at least 5 times.

are now going to try what I just listed.

52. You actually get theses jokes.

Copy this to your profile if some apply to you

More ways

1. You hear a plane pass by, but you refuse to look because you want to think it’s the air ship.

2. You argue weather cryptids are real.-monkey fang catseyes.

3. You act out parts of the show in public places and anyone who walks by suddenly becomes part of it.

4. You only speak in quotes from the show.

5. You have conversations with the characters during episodes.

6. You start to wonder things like “what dose Zak eat for breakfast.

7. You see every day as a new opportunity to divot your life to the Secret Saturdays.

8. If suddenly science is the only thing your good at.

9. If you almost missed an after-noon bus, because you were arguing about cryptids with a teacher you have in the morning.

10. If your life will forever revolve around the secret Saturdays.

11. If you put people who think the show is ‘’stupid’’ on a hit list.

12. If everything you see or hear reminds you of something in the show.

13. You are VERY specific when placing an order.

14. If you ever got injured in a fire, because you refused to leave during a new episode.

15. If Jokes help break tension.

16. You are trying to remodel you house to look like weird world.

17. If you notice things like: the show has never shown the family eating.

18. If you look up Zak’s ‘’cryptid noise club mix’’ on iTunes.

19. If every game you play involves a green arm band. (Even if it’s Candy land)

20 If everything you do makes people think of the show.

21. If you can start a conversation about the show from anything you hear.

23. If a little salt in the water is a big deal.

24. You nominate doc and drew for parents of the year.

25. You spend all your time making and maintaining a web site about the show.

26. You refuse to look in a mirror, because you want to think you’re your favorite character from the show.

27. Your new motto is “if Zak likes it, I like it”

28. You have used astrology to figure out when each character has a birthday.

29. Your thinking of names for Zak’s kids.

30. You now think life is about secrets.

31. You start wondering what the family is doing right now.

32. If everything you own is orange.

33. You put yourself in training to fight Argost.

34. You have successfully made costumes of the all the Saturday family.

35. You are trying to learn 31 languages.

36. You want to dye your hair white.

37. You have accidently (or purposely) called someone Zak, Drew, or Doc.

38. You can barely contain your temper when your hear how long you have to Waite for the next new episode.

39. You have a shrine devoted to the show.

40. You spend hours thinking about every second of every episode.

41. You now exactly what shade of orange Zak’s eyes glow.

42. You have a cardboard cutout of your favorite character.

43. If you compare every show you watch to the secret Saturdays.

44. You have a very long list of questions you’d as the characters.

45. Watching the show is way more important than eating.

46. You aren’t ashamed when the teacher complains about your “Saturday themed’’ home work.

47. When asked to write a one page report of your hero, you write 20 (sometimes more) about a character from the show.

48. You dress up like your favorite character on a daily bases.

49. You constant dreams of the show worry your friends and family.

50. If you could easily write a fan fic about any three seconds of an episode.

51. If my 52 list is now your to do list.

52. You are proud to admit that you ARE obsessed with the show.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you belive Doyle will return to the Secret Saturdays, copy and paste this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty,

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, goddess-chan123, crazygurl22 (I love this i is just so me) xSecret-Magicx, Rain C. frosty,

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.