I've been boring for the last couple of forevers. So.

to remedy that I have gathered all the quotes from all the fanfics that I have read. And sorry in advance I have sadly lost the authors that used them.

Oh, and I guess you guys want to hear all the usual mumbo jumbo right? Of course you do I mean we're all stalkers here. My name is just1cause2im3amazing couldn't you already tell? Who knows what I was thinking when I chose it, it sounds very egotistic. Now as for my likes; I like to say 'indeed'. A lot. I absolutely love Harry potter right now. I dislike most cannon pairings. Like in Harry potter why would people ship Ron and Hermione when they could ship Hermione with the twins? I also dislike when people reads a story and don't like giving feed back, although I am guilty of not leaving reviews sometimes. Like when I'm tired. but anyway it is annoying.

I take requests people. if you have a plot you'd like written, I can elaborate it and write it for you. Or give you ideas and you can write it. I'm not picky. Although I only will write them within reason. So none of this crazy smutty crap okay guys?

But anyway you guys came here for quotes, so quotes you shall get my minion/peasants.

so here.

"I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He told me I was crazy; everyone hasn't met me yet."

Love your enemies! It really ticks them off.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Guns don't kill people. I do. Mwhahaha!

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.

Smile. It confuses people.

Taste the rainbow- EAT CRAYONS

Being normal is overrated.

Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.

You laugh because I'm little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and don't really want to see you everyday.

Stalkers are your best friends, they just hide behind trees more.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

Don't walk in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my...other handle? Damn, now I'm a sugar bowl.

Asking a bookworm what their favourite book is, is like asking a mother to pick their favourite child.

All the good ones are either gay, married or fictional.

“I’m just going to read a few pages of my book.” – translation: I’m going to read at lest 100 pages. Leave me alone. I’ll see you when I see you.

"when life gives you lemons, sequeeze them in other peoples eyes, watch, then run for your damn life"

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death...now that he's dead, I have a life

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
-- Robert Frost

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
-- George Carlin

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
-- Robert Paul

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-- Albert Einstein

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
-- Demetri Martin

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-- Mark Twain

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-- John Lennon

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-- Robert Frost

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
-- Ronald Reagan (How Do You Eat Your Jelly Beans?)

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.
-- Pierre De Beaumarchais

Love is the heart of the soul.
-- Robert Paul

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
-- Mistinguette

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

-- John Ruskin

Life is a painting, cover the entire canvas.

--A Dove Chocolate wrapper

Knowledge is power.

Power corrupts.

Study hard - Be evil.

“I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.”

“On the other hand... you have different fingers.”