You are 16. Maybe 18. Maybe you're fresh out of college with a degree in behavioral studies and creative writing. You apparently act older than you are. It doesn't matter.

You probably like cats, striped socks and singing Disney songs at 2am.

You might be gay. You might still be figuring out why you won't tell your parents.

You definitely made a separate account for the purpose of writing smut.

And you don't care.