Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

multiverse theory is great because if you can think it up, there’s a universe where it’s real and that’s fucking awesome!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.- Jiddu Krishnamurti

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who is
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abecrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes through the windows.

I'll choose entertainment over maturity any day.

I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.-Mary Seif

A clean room is the sign of a seriously sick mind!-unknown

If I'm a freak, what are you?

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Wow! You can actually think for yourself!

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash. Honey, I don't live to please you.

Boys are like trees, they take fifty years to grow up.

You know, people are stupid. They spend millions of dollars trying to keep themselves on life support and end up dying anyway. That's what I call dramatic irony.

I find the idea of an old guy sitting in the sky and watching me very creepy.

Blood is red, Bruises are blue, Dear my sweet arch nemesis, A violent death is the only color for you.

Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that says pull, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

Life is so Fragile. And we are all accident prone... Man are we screwed

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Mohandas Gandhi

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

Humor is reason gone mad.- Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.- Groucho Marx

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

I'm not quiet, I'm plotting.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

If you can see that I AM reading, why would you interrupt me to ask WHAT I'm reading?

It takes skill to trip up stairs, but even more to run into open doors.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Lost in a book. Be back when i can handle reality.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish i was.

Life is hard... Get a helmet.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned; nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

14 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but the answer is...They die of confusion! Here's why:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.

If SHE asks you to do something you don't enjoy...it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.

If you don't...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.

If you don't...you're unromantic.

If you try to keep in shape...you're vain.

If you don't...you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers...you're after something.

If you don't...you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.

If you don't...you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache...she's tired.

If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often...you're oversexed.

If you don't...there must be someone else.

MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!