Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.

[AU, 1944 China] Guerrilla Zhu Tenten and Imperial Japanese Army soldier Hyuga Neji meet on the battlefield, and one is taken prisoner. Can these two broken foes find peace in the midst of a war that pits their very cultures against one another?

"This was wrong. She shouldn't be doing this. But, in his arms, she heard his steady heartbeat. And every beat was a constant reminder that he was here. He was here with her, and for once in her life, Hinata felt safe." / indefinite hiatus

"I really am a bastard... but I never had as much fun before." Neji said. Silence. "It's dangerous, you know." Sasuke told him. "What?". Silence. "Going after girls like Tenten." / Who's going to break the other's heart? Highschool fic NH NT SS Shika?

When Neji hired a temporary secretary, the last thing he had in mind was some chick with two buns on her head who forced him to say please. AU. NejiTen.

I figured I had lost my mind when the only logical explanation for my situation was time travel. I knew I had lost my mind when I found every affection I had ever held for Sasuke Uchiha was still very much intact and directed completely at the twelve year old boy who I had somehow managed to sit beside. God damn my life, and that bitch who put me here.

AU. Sakura Haruno was naive and didn't learn to stay away from strangers or to expect the unexpected, no matter how unrealistic the situation seems to be. VERY Darkfic. Mature Situations/Abduction/Swearing/Violence/Murder. [COMPLETE]

Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.

The business world has never been such a pain-or so much fun-as it is when Naruto is a part of it! And when Hinata is hired to share the adventure, she discovers what makes them so different, and that opposites really do attract. AU, NaruHina

"You weren't supposed to change!" he was shouting now. She glared. "You want me to be that stuttering, stumbling idiot I hated!" She shouted back. "No! I want you to be the stuttering, stumbling idiotic wife I love!" AUish. Time-travel.

Sasusaku. AU. Times of desperation calls for a whimsical escapade. Sakura had no other choice but to move from urban city to rural town. But while there, she soon learns more and more about herself and of a mystical fairytale regarding a waiting king. What exactly happened a long, long time ago...? And how was her tale going to end?

Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

It's a hard road to fame, especially when your in love with the competition. When you have to choose happiness or security, love or friendship, and fun or safety, when the one thing that guides you is the music you're losing. AU: SS,NH,KI,NT

Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru,&Genma-sensei? Yup! "So I'm stuck with a girl who is afraid of her shadow,a boy who probably finds breathing to troublesome,&an obnoxious brat who's obviously not gonna be any sort of useful on any stealth mission." Meet team 13

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

It's a one-shot revolver. — SasukeSakura